A/N: Hehe, I'm such a troll. Update in a few days… a few days! Pah, as if.
Iknowyouloveme- Jace
Shortginger- Clary
SparkleSparkle**- Magnus
Depressedcutie- Alec
Nothin'under7inches- Isabelle
WoofWoof – Maia
Glahhh- Simon
Mrs Fairchild- Jocelyn
BowWow – Luke
BlueKitty – Church
GlitteryFurball- Chairman Meow
Concernedmother – Maryse
Mutefather – Robert (Lightwood)
Crazy_Dead_Man – Valentine
Shortginger: Isabelle, how could you? You really think I'm short… and ginger?
Glahhh: That's just cruel.
Iknowyouloveme: I must admit, that was harsh.
WoofWoof: You changed my name to WoofWoof! You bitch.
Nothin'Under7inches: Personally, I think it suits you well.
Concernedmother: Isabelle, I am very disappointed in you. Changing everyone's names like this was very disrespectful.
SparkleSparkle**: Hah! But you couldn't change MY name! My fairytabulous skills are no match for yours, obviously.
GlitteryFurball: Nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan!
SparkleSparkle**: And neither are Chairman's. 3
Glahhh: I'm at loss at how you managed to hack Church's account, but anyway, don't mind me.
Iknowyouloveme: We won't.
BowWow: =( Isabelle, can you change my name to SexyWerewolf now? Please?
Mrs Fairchild: Luke, stop embarrassing yourself.
Shortginger: Wait, Mum… how do you still have your own name?
Mrs Fairchild: I have internet protection.
Mutefather: What is this… protection?
BlueKitty: ^.^
WoofWoof: Well that's awkward.
Depressedcutie: Isabelle… why…
Glahhh: Wait a minute… yeah! Why would you change Alec's name to that! O_o
Nothin'Under7inches: Yeah… about that, I was meant to change his name to: "Bro-face", but for some reason it didn't work… odd…
Iknowyouloveme: Bro-face?
Crazy_Dead_Man has signed in.
Crazy_Dead_Man: I admit! It was ME! I am all-seeing! FEAR ME! FEAR ME I SAY!
Mutefather: STAY AWAY FROM MY SON, YOU CREEP!
Shortginger: Woah, Mr Lightwood…
Nothin'Under7inches: Dad, I am hereby changing your online name to: don't-mess-with-my-family-bitches.
Depressedcutie: What! You seriously think I'm a CUTIE!
Crazy_Dead_Man: I admit… I'm gay.
Iknowyouloveme: Well, I think we all saw THAT coming.
Crazy_Dead_Man has signed out.
Glahhh: Ahh, the mystery has finally been solved. But just one thing doesn't make sense. Izzy, why did you change my name to Glahhh?
Nothin'Under7inches: Oh, that makes perfect sense. That's the noise you make when –
GlitteryFurball: Meow?
Shortginger: … did you just pause in mid-sentence to add tension?
Nothin'Under7inches: Yeah, pretty much.
Concernedmother: Well, this has all been very, very confusing. Now I have important Shadowhunter things to attend to. Come along, Robert.
Don't-mess-with-my-family-bitches: Bye everyone.
Concernedmother has signed out.
Don't-mess-with-my-family-bitches has signed out.
BowWow: Isabelle, have you changed my name yet?
Nothin'Under7inches: Um, yeah well, kinda… sort of.
Nothin'Under7inches has signed out.
BowWow: Huh.
BowWow has signed out.
SparkleSparkle**: So now all this completely unimportant stuff is over, I think it's about time you all paid a visit to my newly improved (PINK) house. Who's in?
GlitteryFurball: Me-ow!
Depressedcutie: I guess I'll come. Delete this account forever first, and then come.
Shortginger: I'll be there in a bit.
Glahhh: Somehow I don't think I'll be welcome. But you know, I may just have better things to do…
Glahhh has signed out.
WoofWoof: Simon! Wait!
WoofWoof has signed out.
Bluekitty: MEWW!
SparkleSparkle**: I take that you're coming too, Church? Chairman won't mind.
Iknowyouloveme: Pfft, as if I'm coming.
SparkleSparkle**: Who said I invited you?
SparkleSparkle** has signed out.
Depressedcutie: Bye guys!
Depressedcutie has signed out.
GlitteryFurball has signed out.
BlueKitty has signed out.
Iknowyouloveme: So I just might be leaving now too…
Shortginger: Jace.
Iknowyouloveme: Okay, okay. I'll stay. But only for you, babe. Wanna go to Taki's?
Shortginger: No Jace, I DON'T want to go to Taki's. I want answers.
Iknowyouloveme: 2, Infinity, Pi… umm, the answer to the question you asked…
Shortginger: Not those kinds of answers! I want to know why Isabelle wasn't able to change your name, because there's no doubt she wouldn't have if she could.
Iknowyouloveme: Well, we had a sort of… truce.
Shortginger: A truce for what?
Iknowyouloveme: That… we wouldn't change each other's names, because I helped her figure out how to do it.
Shortginger: So it was really you!
Iknowyouloveme: No! Well, yes. I'm sorry Clary. I had to. It was too good an opportunity to miss. It wasn't me that CHOSE your name though, if I'd known she would have changed your name I wouldn't have told her how to do it. I guess she didn't tell everyone that I did it as well, as an apology for that. Her room is going to smell like rotten fish for days…
Shortginger: Rotten fish?
Iknowyouloveme: Well, Maryse and Robert have a strange way of revenge. They didn't SOUND too angry before, but secretly they are scheming to attack Izzy when she least expects it.
Shortginger: But seriously, rotten fish?
Iknowyouloveme: Did I ever tell you that time I pranked Isabelle when she was 7? Her liking for aquatic fauna has never quite been the same after that…
Shortginger: I guess I'll have to prank her too… and you!
Iknowyouloveme: Prank me? You wouldn't dare!
Shortginger has signed out.
Iknowyouloveme: Well, you wouldn't? Right?
Iknowyouloveme: … Right?
Iknowyouloveme has signed out.
A/N: Officially the end. Perhaps not a very good end, but still… an end! If you enjoyed/ hated/thought it was bearable/ wanted to throw your computer out the window, this little but drawn-out fanfic, be sure to tell me! Just as nicely has possible. I have feelings too. Thanks for being here, I guess. That is, if you're still here. I really do love reviews, so be sure to click the button below. All it takes is two clicks, a few sentences, or maybe just one word… or just a full stop… but yeah, that's all I need! Make me say "WOO!", and review. See what I did there? Nice slogan.