Ok guys here's the next fan fic celebrating the last day of my holidays. I May not be able to write very much as I have my exams coming up! So much to study for and these aren't even my finals. Hope you enjoy

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's list of 50 things NOT to on base

1. Do not give other Autobot's their own theme song - Singing it when they walk in to the room is inappropriate

2. Trying to make prowls logic circuits crash will only put you on monitor duty for a very long time. – This includes announcing that skyfire and Starscream are getting married and that they want him to be a flower girl

3. Don't freak out the humans by screaming "alien invasion" when Cosmos fly's past

4. Don't send Megatron love letters signed by optimus prime, ever!

5. Decepticons are NOT vampires. Stop trying to stake them.

6. Just because soundwave and blaster are cassette players doesn't mean they are meant for each other, so stop trying to set them up on dates.

7. If you are in the same room as each other you are to refrain from using mobile phones, you're standing next to each other for primus sake. - You are also required to pay your own phone bill - and where the slag did you get a mobile phone it's the 1980's they haven't been invented yet

8. Stop replacing jazz's music with Hannah Montana and tailor swifts cd's

9. Red alerts paranoia is no laughing matter so stop playing the air raid siren in his office.

10. Stop filling Ironhide's guns with potatoes and other mixed vegetables

11. Putting bonnets on bumblebee while he is asleep is not amusing - he does not need to be reminded that he is the smallest

12. Either of you caught singing, humming or whistling, the song that never ends, 100 bottles of energon on the wall and I know a song that will get on your nerves, you will be obliterated, offlined and turned into teeny little pieces. – No sideswipe you cannot change the lyrics you still will be punished

13. When in battle optimus screams "Megatron is mine" in battle it does not mean that optimus prime is in love with Megatron. So whoever is playing the wedding music better stop it.

14. Tracks can fly other Autobot cars can't, so Sunstreaker stop pushing them off the top of the volcano

15. Karaoke is strictly banned, do I even need to explain this

16. Starscream is not a femme so stop sending him dresses

17. Ratchet does not talk to his tools so stop drawing faces on them and putting them all over the base

18. We do not celebrate the human holiday Christmas so any mistletoe found on the base shall be burnt... along with the offender

19. Do not paint red alerts room like the Desepticons base while he is asleep

20. Don't write kiss me on optimus primes face mask while he's asleep

21. Sending skyfire love letters signed by Starscream is insensitive

22. Re setting tela trann one to say "welcome back Mrs. Hip hop bob bitang glimmer mc sparkles" whenever optimus asks for an opinion or research, is not funny

23. Playing really loud music in the middle of the night is not welcome and the punishment will be dealt by the cranky residents

24. Painting Desepticons on the walls is not appreciated

25. Sending invitations to both Autobot's and Decepticons about a sleeping bag party is only funny the first time

Ok guys have to stop here. But I will upload the rest later yes there will be 50... Eventually XD