Mr. D's Dating Service!

AN: For some reason I felt like writing this! I love the book series but this is my first P.J. fanfic. Enjoy!

P.S. It's set as Mr. D's last day of his job at Camp Half-Blood but its all the familiar characters (Percy, Annabeth, Grover, and Thalia)

Chapter 1: The New Beginning

A POV

"Mr. D, are you sure?" Chiron asked nervously, speaking my thoughts.

"Yeah, isn't that Aphrodite's area of expertise?" Percy added. Shut up! He always did have a way of offending gods. Maybe if he was the son of Athena he would have more common sense.

"Well, Perry. I will be a free man, or god, after midnight tonight and I will be able to do anything I want!" Mr. D fired back. I suspected he knew Percy's real name but like how annoyed he got.

"It's Percy." Percy said through clenched teeth.

"Well, if I cared about you or any of your silly friends don't you think I would have learned your name?"

"You know, Mr.-" I cut him off

"What Percy means is why of all things do that?"

"I sense you think I can't do it. That I will make a fool out of myself or something."

"Too late." Percy mumbled, and I elbowed him. Thankfully Mr. D didn't notice.

"I will get all the single half-bloods, naiads, nymphs, gods, and sane magical creatures together and we will give them a free trial. Of course no half-blood with the same god parent will be matched together and the age limit is 3 years difference for half-bloods, and 50 years difference for naiads and nymphs. Oh, and one more thing, EVERYONE single must come and whoever you are matched with, you must go on one date with them."

"That's two." Percy said.

"Well, as the kids say now, Whatever!"

I looked over at Chiron and to my surprise his face was thoughtful. Great, without his help Mr. D won't be stopped. And the even worse news, I am a single 15 year old daughter of Athena and Mr. D will surely force me to come to the trial. My gaze shifted to Percy, and like me, he looked terrified. He would probably be matched with a shallow naiad that would be all wrong for him. The truth is, there is only 1 person that I think is right for Percy. Me.

I mean, I know our parents aren't really the best of friends but what about the chariot? Sometimes I think about telling the truth but I get too.... I don't know. Luckily for Thalia she met someone during the summer, a son of Demeter named Liam, and the total opposite of her. But they fit well together and I am happy for them.

"Well, I hope it's a success. Where and when will the 'gathering' be?" Chiron inquired. "The amphitheater at 1 o'clock tomorrow. Be there or be square!" We all looked oddly at him and his cheeks got a little red. "What?" He defended "The 80's permanently scarred me!" We all nodded, still unconvinced and walked away.

Percy caught up to me when I was walking to the Athena cabin and said "Are you going?" he asked

"I have to. Mr. D will feed us to the grapes if we don't. (AN: LOL! Funny mental picture!)"

"Will you sit by me? I don't want to sit by some depressed naiad that got dumped over 500 years ago." I almost laughed

"Sure. And its not like we have to marry the person."

"But still, one date."

"Oh my gods, Percy, its just like an hour and a half. Even you can make it through that." I stopped and started laughing hard.

"What?" Percy asked

"With.. your... luck.. you'll.. go on.. a date.. with.. Clarisse!" I managed between gasps.

Percy paled and said something like "I need some air." and ran off.

AN: What do you think? I am still thinking about what the questions are going to be for the dating quiz so suggestions will be welcomed!