Toph lols.

"Oh man, best day of my life!" Why is she laughing? Well take a big guess.

"Suckerss…" She said as she opened a fortune cookie just for the heck of it.

It read, "You're gonna get fiiiiiireeed!"

"Oh crap." Toph looked up and saw her boyfriend/boss.

"Tooph." Zuko said, in a dangerous tone.

"Hey sparky… interesting day, eh?"

"Mmhmm. Did you do all of this?" Zuko pointed out in the background that was very uh… violent.

"…Fortune cookie?" Zuko sighed and took one anyway because he was very hungry and ate it and it read, "Kiss and fire your girlfriend." And so he did and he threw the fortune at her, just for a bonus.

"You're fired, Toph." Zuko walked away before she got really angry and into the kitchen.

"WHAT?!"

In the kitchen, Iroh sat, drinking his tea. "Hehehe…suckerrs…"

"What was that, Uncle?"

"Nothing, nephew, nothing." Iroh smirked inwardly.