The FFVII Abridged Script- Epilogue
The Credits Start Rolling…..
A young teenager Clad in Green runs onscreen , her name is YUFFIE, and contrary to popular belief her Theme is NOT "Who let the Dogs out..", She's dragging a Purple Clad guy with her, he seems reluctant his name is VINCENT
YUFFIE: WAIT A MINUTE! Aren't going to get a mention? Do you think I worked hard in ALL those auditions, spend several long afternoons taking "Extra lessons" in some dingy Script writer's room and for WHAT? A Measly Sub Quest, come on!!! What do you think Vinnie?
VINCENT: ……
YUFFIE: AND another thing, what about OUR CGI Exit? *She looks down her top* I need some, "enhancement" too you know, just like Barbie Lockheart… Do you think this Dress will make me a hit with the fanboys? I don't think so!
VINCENT:….Whatever
YUFFIE: Haven't you ANYTHING to say Vinnie?
VINCENT: I got a part in a fighting game.
YUFFIE: Think they'll let me join too?
VINCENT:…..
They are interrupted by a final piece of GLORIOUS CGI
RED XIII flanked by three cubs are running along the desert.
AUDIENCE: Where the hell did they come from?
The Audience seem oblivious to the devlish glint in RED XIII's eyes as he takes the cubs to how the burning remains of MIDGAR
RED XIII: Children, look, see this is what happens when you leave the iron on, you must take your place in the circle of life…..
CUB: What's that?
RED XIII: I believe it's called the "Hokey Pokey"
CUBS: So Dad, tell us more about Mom…..
RED XIII: Well it started a long time ago…. A certain Waitress got drunk and….
The GLORIOUS CGI ENDS and we see the Star Field…..
SAKAGUCHI: Space….. The Final Fantasy….These are the adventures of Square's Cash-cow, our continuting mission, to explore new avenues of income, and to boldly treat rehashed ground with better graphics…
THE END…. REALLY….
(AUTHOR's NOTE: This epilogue was dedicated to the readers at FF.net and their criticisms, Are you happy now? )
The Credits Start Rolling…..
A young teenager Clad in Green runs onscreen , her name is YUFFIE, and contrary to popular belief her Theme is NOT "Who let the Dogs out..", She's dragging a Purple Clad guy with her, he seems reluctant his name is VINCENT
YUFFIE: WAIT A MINUTE! Aren't going to get a mention? Do you think I worked hard in ALL those auditions, spend several long afternoons taking "Extra lessons" in some dingy Script writer's room and for WHAT? A Measly Sub Quest, come on!!! What do you think Vinnie?
VINCENT: ……
YUFFIE: AND another thing, what about OUR CGI Exit? *She looks down her top* I need some, "enhancement" too you know, just like Barbie Lockheart… Do you think this Dress will make me a hit with the fanboys? I don't think so!
VINCENT:….Whatever
YUFFIE: Haven't you ANYTHING to say Vinnie?
VINCENT: I got a part in a fighting game.
YUFFIE: Think they'll let me join too?
VINCENT:…..
They are interrupted by a final piece of GLORIOUS CGI
RED XIII flanked by three cubs are running along the desert.
AUDIENCE: Where the hell did they come from?
The Audience seem oblivious to the devlish glint in RED XIII's eyes as he takes the cubs to how the burning remains of MIDGAR
RED XIII: Children, look, see this is what happens when you leave the iron on, you must take your place in the circle of life…..
CUB: What's that?
RED XIII: I believe it's called the "Hokey Pokey"
CUBS: So Dad, tell us more about Mom…..
RED XIII: Well it started a long time ago…. A certain Waitress got drunk and….
The GLORIOUS CGI ENDS and we see the Star Field…..
SAKAGUCHI: Space….. The Final Fantasy….These are the adventures of Square's Cash-cow, our continuting mission, to explore new avenues of income, and to boldly treat rehashed ground with better graphics…
THE END…. REALLY….
(AUTHOR's NOTE: This epilogue was dedicated to the readers at FF.net and their criticisms, Are you happy now? )