Disclaimer:

Me: Twilight is not mine… I wouldn't be writing this if I owned Edward!!

I could not believe what my sweet Bella was wearing; she was dressed in something I never expected to see her in.

Edward, please stop with the lust! Jasper screamed in my mind so I took a deep breath and calmed myself.

"Umm, let's go dance" I said and they all laughed and we took Bella with us. She was wobbling slightly and I had to remind myself to kill Emmett when we got home for giving her tequila.

As soon as we stepped in everyone gasped, again.

Are you serious! How many costumes they own- Jessica thought

Ugh, I really hate them- Lauren

Damn- Bella looks hot- Mike. I growled at that one

…………- Eric. I tried not to laugh at his shock

Wow- Tyler, he was looking at my sisters

Maybe her costume did have its downs… like the fact that the guys are fantasizing about MY Bella.

We went back to our table and Bella sat down giggling but then proceeded to sit on my lap. I sighed but wrapped my arms around her anyways.

"Alice, call Charlie and tell him Bella'll be sleeping at our house, I don't think he'll like it much if he sees her like this" I said glaring the last part at Emmett. He only laughed and Alice called

"Hello Charlie"

"Why, hello Alice, how are you?" Charlie said in the other line.

"I'm good, but the dance doesn't end till another hour, so I was wondering if Bella could sleep with me?"

"Of course honey, I'll see you tomorrow"

"Bye" Alice finished and flipped her phone shut

"You guys didn't tell us what you think about our outfits" Rosalie said snickering and Bell laughed

"Yeah, what do you think about it?" she asked leaning in to kiss me

"I think you look amazing" I whispered and she giggled.

"I love this song" she said when the song 'Jai ho' came on and I groaned quietly. More dancing time, great.

"Oh, let's go then" Alice cheered and we all got up to go back to the dance floor.

We started dancing like we had been for a while then Bella put her hands in my hair and slid down causing me to stiffen when she ran her hands down the sides of my body.

Emmett and Alice started laughing at my expression and Jasper and Rose where trying not to laugh.

If she keeps this up, I will take her home early.

"Dude, calm down, any guy would love to have their girlfriend to do that" Emmett whispered and I took a deep breath to calm myself.

"The dance is over in like half an hour, cool it" Alice said then the song 'Kissed a girl' came on, again, I think. Bella smiled and Alice took her hand giggling. They ran to the stage and started dancing. Then we all gasped at the part of 'I kissed a girl and I liked it' because if you looked at it one way you would think Bella and Alice were kissing but I could hear, in Alice's mind, that they weren't.

"That is hot" was the only thing Jasper said.

I nodded but Emmett shrugged. Then Rosalie appeared on stage and did the same thing.

"Now I agree" Emmett said his eyes bulging out.

When the song finally ended I could tell the girls in the room were full of disgust and jealousy, the jealousy was because all the guys in the room were drooling and cheering, Emmett, Jasper, and I were the exact same, but a bit louder.

"Hey, the dance will be over in 10 minutes" Alice said and we all nodded getting up.

We walked to the door and to my car. Emmett and Rose came with me while Alice and Jasper took her Porch.

We arrived home in a matter of minutes but I stiffened when I smelt the air.

"Werewolf" we all growled getting out and Bella snickered. She was still a bit intoxicated but it was wearing off a bit.

"What do you guys need" I said in the direction of the woods and Jacob, Quil, Embry, Paul, Jared, and Sam came out frowning.

"We wanted to tell you that we got a trace of Victoria while you were at the Dan…" Jacob started but cut short when he saw Bella

My damn way- Jacob

Much better than the last one- Embry

Damn, she looks hot- Quil

Hell no- Jared

Umm… wow- Paul

Still not impressed- Sam

I figured Sam was the only one who didn't react like them because he was the only guy who had imprinted.

"Ok, we'll check that out later, thanks anyways, we need to get Bella in" I said and turned to Alice.

"Did you get her costumes?" I asked. I really did like those

"Yes, I have her vampire costume here, and also her firewoman one" she said taking them out of a bag and the guys gasped when they saw her costume.

"Why Eddie, planning on making her be a firefighter and your maid?" Emmett asked laughing and I chuckled.

"Maybe I will" I said and he laughed with Jasper

"Maybe you enjoyed the lap dance a bit to much" Jasper said laughing and I grinned and Bella giggled.

What lap dance?!- Jacob

I rolled my eyes and smirked at him.

Stupid, idiotic, cocky, bloodsucker- Jacob, again, big surprise

"Or the dirty dancing" Rosalie added

"And the little show Bella put up" Alice added

They all laughed while Jacob glared at me and I chuckled

"Don't worry Edward, I recorded the whole thing, we are so watching this, and let's see Bella's reaction to what happened while she was on a sugar high" Alice said taking out her camera

"And drunk" Emmett muttered low enough for the dogs not to hear.

"Ok, let's go in" I said and we nodded at the pack who left running to the forest and I put Bella on my bed lying down next to her.

I woke up the next morning with a huge headache. I groaned and I heard someone chuckle next to me.

"Good morning love" he said and I closed my eyes.

"Stop yelling" I said and he chuckled again.

"Let's go get you some food" Edward, my angel, said picking me up and taking me down stairs.

When we were in the kitchen when I first noticed what I was wearing. I gasped when I saw the French maid costume, when had I changed into this?!
Then I noticed Edward dressed us as a Hugh and gasped too.

When had this all happened? Edward chuckled sensing my confusion and then Emmett came down with Rose, Alice, and Jasper. Emmett and Jasper were also dressed up like Edward and Rose and Alice were dressed as maids too.

"Can someone please explain" I said and they dragged me to the living room. Alice connected a mini camera and Edward gave me some pancakes. We all sat down on the couch when a video of us at the dance started.
*************************************************************************************I can not believe that!

"Are you kidding me?!" I screamed and they laughed. I had done all that just because of alcohol… and I don't even remember giving Edward that lap dance!

"One thing's for sure… I am never going to a dance again" I said and they all laughed

"Don't worry, you gave Edward, along with all the guys, the time of their lives" Emmett said laughing and they all joined in while I blushed.

The next day at school everyone was staring at me and lots of guys came up to ask me out.

And that is how I did it, I never went with them to a dance for the rest of my Human life… and I didn't drink more alcohol.

THE END

Me: Awe, this is the end of the Cullen's Halloween

Edward: Don't worry; you can still finish your cheerleading, Phoenix, Makeover, Volturi, and bad girl Twilight fan fic

Me: You're right!

Bella: He always is

Me: Nice

Edward: Meanie!!!!!

Bella: Hey, you'd better watch yourself Mr. Cullen, or else you'll be sleeping alone at night!!!

Edward: NO!!!! Sorry love!!! I love you!

Bella: Thought so

Me; Bye everyone!!!!!!!!!