Mssrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs are proud to present the...

Mr. Padfoot would like to point out that the Marauders have not yet named their brill invention.

Mr. Moony would like to point out that 'brill' is not a word and would ask that Mr. Padfoot take notes in HoM from now on.

Mr. Padfoot laughs in the faces of both Miriam AND Webster (rest their poor departed souls).

Mr. Prongs asks that Mr. Padfoot stop laughing in his ear, and would like to point out that Mr. Padfoot is a mangy cad.

Mr. Padfoot resembles that remark!

Mr. Moony once again suggests that Mssrs. Padfoot and Prongs put a sock in it and take notes.

Mr. Padfoot would like to point out that Mr. Moony takes a floppity jillion notes and that HoM is stupid.

Mr. Wormtail is devastated at once again being left out of a conversation.

Mr. Prongs states that Mr. Wormtail is a fairy boy. A ladies blouse. A pouf, if you would.

Mr. Padfoot, surprisingly, agrees.

Mr. Wormtail is unavailable for remarks due to the fact that he is now sobbing uncontrollably.

Mr. Moony is unimpressed by his fellow marauder's insensitivity.

Mr. Prongs would like to point out that Ms. Evans is looking spectacular today.

Mr. Padfoot agrees.

Mssrs. Padfoot and Prongs are unable to comment due to the fact that they are now tussling on the floor.

Mr. Moony would like to point out that only Mssrs. Padfoot and Prongs could get a detention from Professor Binns

Mr. Padfoot asks that Mr. Moony hold his wolfy tongue.

Mr. Prongs states that Mr. Padfoot is the cause for the row, so why didn't only he get a detention??

Mr. Moony decides that it is because it was Mr. Prongs pummeling Mr. Padfoot to a pulp while Mr. Padfoot just whimpered.

Mr. Padfoot takes offence to that. He didn't whimper.

Mr. Wormtail would like to congratulate Mr. Prongs on his wittiness. Mr. Wormtail especially enjoyed the comment about cutting out Mr. Padfoot's tongue and beating him barmy with it.

Mr. Padfoot is confused as to what side Mr. Wormtail is on.

Mr. Moony would like to state that Mr. Padfoot is impossibly thick.

Mssrs. Prongs and Wormtail are inclined to agree

Mr. Padfoot thinks that the world is against him

Mr. Padfoot would like to point out that Hagrid's beard is moving

Mr. Wormtail remembers one Care of Magical Creatures when he pulled a few dormice out of it to feed to one of his hippogriffs. He sympathizes with those mice.

Mr. Prongs would like to ask why you berks are writing notes at breakfast. It's much too early for that.

Mr. Moony was just about to ask the same thing. Only in more refined terms.

Mr. Padfoot states that it is because you people talk too loud.

Mr. Wormtail asks if it is because Mssrs. Padfoot and Prongs have extreme hangovers.

Mr. Padfoot groans. We must assume this means yes.

Mr. Padfoot has been counting the times Professor Sluggy says 'Oho!' He has counted 22. Most of them directed at Mr. Prongs' darling Lily-flower.

Mr. Prongs just snorts.

Mr. Moony asks if Mr. Prongs has had to undergo another painful and public rejection at the hands of Ms. Lily Evans.

Mr. Prongs says yes, the love of his life has once again turned him down.

Mr. Padfoot wonders why Mr. Prongs doesn't just stop asking.

Mr. Prongs states that it's the same reason Mr. Moony doesn't just NOT transform every full moon.

Mr. Wormtail would like to inject- HOLY CRAP PRONGS YOU'RE A WEREWOLF?

Mssrs. Padfoot, Prongs, and Moony would like to point out how inexplicably stupid Mr. Wormtail is.