CHAPTER TWO: #3: Steal his clothes while he's in the shower.
Last night, I ran into the shower fifteen minutes late. We were messing with Potter after dinner and I was much later than usual.
As I completed my grooming, Professor Snape walked into the stalls for undressing and walked into the private section of the bath. I pounced on the chance and ran into the room, seeing the pile of black clothing before I was two steps inside. I took the clothing and charmed it to be waiting in Dumbledore's office. I then left the room and asked Crabbe and Goyle to go into the showers searching for my shoes. I sent more Slytherin boys to find other parts of my clothing, including our own photographer. Sure enough, Snape returned in his towel into the area where I told the boys to be. He exploded and burst from his stall naked (I had told the boys to be as quiet as possible, so Snape was truly shocked at what followed) and into a large, gasping group of boys. He went paler and ran back into his stall, cursing us all the way. My plan had worked.
~DM~