Good God I've been gone a long time!

The Itsy Bitsy Spider...Egoist Style!

"Bwaaahhh!"

A yell sounded through the apartment and a light thud could be heard. Nowaki, who was about to head for the bedroom, quickly went to investigate what caused his lover to make such a sound.

"Are you alright Hiro-"

Nowaki couldn't believe his eyes. There was Hiroki standing on the sofa, looking down at the floor like there was a snake there.

"What are you doing?" The raven haired man said, trying his hardest not to laugh.

"Nowaki! Quick! Kill it!" Hiroki said, pointing to the floor.

Nowaki followed his pointing finger and actrually laughed a little. There was a small black dot moving on the ground that could only be considered as a spider. The thing was harmless and yet the other man was making it like it was tarantula! It reminded Nowaki of a sitcom with the wife screaming at a spider.

"It's not that bad. Here, I'll get it. There's no need to kill it Hiro-san."

With that Nowaki went over and picked it up in his hand.

"That's disgusting! You'd better not touch me with that hand before you wash it!"

Snickering at his lover, Nowaki went to the door and tossed it out. He was still having the silent giggles when he came back and saw Hiroki getting to the floor once he deemed it spider free.

"Is it gone?"

Nowaki was suddenly hit with a fantastic idea. "No. It's right here in my hand. Wanna see?"

Hiroki made a face and backed away from the taller man like he was going to explode. "No I don't wanna see! Throw it out or kill it! Just get it away from me!"

"Aaww, come on. It's harmless. I promise." Nowaki said, now walking towards his love.

Hiroki mirrored his movements. "Get away from me with that thing!"

And then the chase began. Nowaki chased Hiroki all over the apartment that finally stopped when he got Hiroki to the bedroom.

Just a thought running through my head.