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It's Two Kinds of Magic

Chapter 1: Turner's Kids

"What, Turner, did you split yourself into two, or something?" asked the genie in sardonic confusion. " 'Cause, man, I see two ten year-olds that look like you, but I don't see you."

Tommy Turner looked at the genie in non-sardonic confusion. He was a Turner, and so was Tammy, his twin, so what could the genie possibly have meant by that.

"Sir," said Tammy. "I'm Tammy Turner, and he's my brother, Tommy Turner. No one was split in two – though my mother loves how much we look like our father."

Tommy smiled at his twin. She had said exactly what he had wanted to say. Some people would call that twin telepathy, but they didn't really have that ability. Once after hearing about lots of twins that could read each other minds', they had decided to wish for that ability, but after discovering that being able to read someone else's mind wasn't that great, they unwished it.

The genie seemed to be thinking about what Tammy had said. He eventually seemed to understand it.

"Turner had kids?" questioned the genie. "Finally got Tang, did he?"

Tommy and Tammy both had no reply to that, since the genie's question made no sense.

POOF!

Cosmo, and Wanda materialized out of the fish bowl, in their fairy forms. They both looked furious, but at who, Tommy and Tammy didn't know.

"Leave Tommy, and Tammy alone," said Wanda. Her pink hair was on fire.

Tommy wondered why the genie aroused such anger in Wanda. He hadn't tried to harm them, had he?

Norm groaned. Why didn't Wanda realize that if he wanted to use Tommy, and Tammy in his plans to escape his lava lamp, or get his revenge on Turner, five words from her wouldn't stop him?

Five words from anyone wouldn't stop him. Five words were just that, five words. They weren't a force field against him. And if they were a wish, he could mess it up. He loved doing that.

Tommy, and Tammy grinned at him, apparently being dumb enough to believe that he was no danger to them. Either that, or he was the best trickster ever!

Norm chose both options, since he knew humans were idiots, and the second option was great for his already massive ego.

He decided to introduce himself, now that he knew that the Turner twins weren't Timmy split in half.

"I'm Norm the Genie!" he announced, GONGing up a sign that said the same thing. However, he refrained from dropping the N on either of the twin's heads, since he figured that would cause them to believe Wanda, and ruin his plans. He couldn't have that happen.

"I'll grant you three rule-free wishes – for free!" he continued, faking enthusiasm for it. "Alright, which of you rubbed my lamp?"

"I did," replied Tommy meekly.

Norm grinned. Out of the two, Tommy looked the most like Timmy, despite the fact that he had black hair, and a pointed nose.

"Hmm…" said Norm, sounding as though he was in intense thought. "What should you wish for? I know – how about a teeth straightening?"

Wanda wondered why, if Norm was going to insult her godchildren, he couldn't think of something else to insult them about, other than buckteeth. He could at least be creative, couldn't he?

"You want me to use possibly cool wishes on a teeth straightening?" asked Tommy. "Come on."

Tammy groaned. Tommy tended to be shy, but when he did talk, it often was rude, and reckless. She hoped the genie wouldn't take offense.

"What's your cooler wish, then?" challenged Norm.

"I'm not sure," replied Tommy. "But, dude, it's not that."

Norm groaned. Tommy was just as unwilling to wish his chompers straight as Timmy was.

He supposed that "like father, like son" was true in this case.

There was a knock on the door. Cosmo, and Wanda transformed back into fish, and appeared in the twin's goldfish bowl. Norm turned into a mosquito, since he guessed that Cosmo, and Wanda didn't want him sharing their bowl.

The door opened, and Norm saw that the twin's father was indeed Timmy Turner. He had even kept the buckteeth.

"Tommy, Tammy, I'm back from work. What happened to the robot from Vicky's Babysitting Service For Precious Gifts from Above?"

Tammy groaned. Apparently somebody had forgotten to wish the Vicky-bot back after playing Torture the Vicky-Bot with Fairy Powers.

"Bot back," she whispered under her breath.

That was the twins' code for 'Father's back from work, and we need the Vicky-bot back so we don't get in trouble for losing it.'

That had happened once, and once their punishment was over, the twins told Cosmo, and Wanda about their idea, which the fairies complied to.

POOF!

The Vicky-bot returned, looked amazingly brand-new, as though Tommy and Tammy didn't make a game out of torturing it.

Their father held out his credit card, and the robot scanned it, and returned to Vicky's babysitting service.

The twin's mother rushed into the room, obviously feeling very excited about her husband's return.

Tammy groaned. Her parents were probably going to do romantic stuff with each other and ignore her and her twin. Her parents always were over affectionate with each other, like this, causing them to give Vicky's Babysitting Service most of their money.

Vicky, their aunt, sometimes acted a lot like her Vicky-bots. Tammy bet that she spent her time cackling over the money that she got from her relatives, and thinking of what to buy with it.

Ah well, she'd at least be able to hang out with Cosmo, and Wanda if her parents were gone.

Her father called Vicky's Babysitting Service. Several minutes later, a Vicky-bot walked back through the door, and her parents left.

Cosmo, and Wanda POOFed out of the fishbowl.

Norm remained a mosquito, since he didn't want Wanda to tell anything more about his evilness. That would totally bust his ability to get revenge on Timmy, and escape his lava lamp, and he didn't want that to happen, no siree.

POOF!

A paper appeared in front of Cosmo, and Wanda.

"Emergency fairy convention," read Wanda. "Oh no, what could have happened?"

"Fairy convention!" shouted Cosmo in excitement. "Yay! We can see Poof again!"

"Emergency fairy convention," said Wanda, glaring flaming pokers at him.

Cosmo heard the emphasis on the word "emergency", and wisely shut up his trap.

Norm grinned. Jorgen's timing was perfect. While Cosmo, and Wanda were at that emergency convention, he'd be able to trick Turner's kids into setting him free, and get revenge on Turner.

Maybe the world was finally going his way!