"JtHm and IZ, a Musical"
or
"Brutal Comedic Butchering of JCV's Characters!"
Act I, Scene 1: Zim
[Enter Zim and Gir]
ZIM: (monotone)
Hi. I'm Zim.
GIR:
That's him!
ZIM: (more enthusiastic)
I'm an Irken Invader, an alien from space
And I'm here to enslave the human race!
[Montage of Zim's awesome, scary alien weapons in the background]
ZIM:
I've got lots of cool hardware to help me in my task
But in conqueror's glory I never get to bask
GIR:
Why?
[Zim gets all angry-faced and stalks across the stage as he shouts the next lines]
ZIM:
Because!
That Dib!
That conspiracy freak!
He always thwarts my plans and makes me look weak!
GIR:
I'm dancin' like a monkey!
ZIM:
But I, someday, someday I will win
And you wormbabies will bow down to Zim!
Yes! The super-duper powerful evil and frightening scary kind of emperor type alien
mastermind ruler of the planet Earth....
ZIM and GIR:
Invader Zim!
or
"Brutal Comedic Butchering of JCV's Characters!"
Act I, Scene 1: Zim
[Enter Zim and Gir]
ZIM: (monotone)
Hi. I'm Zim.
GIR:
That's him!
ZIM: (more enthusiastic)
I'm an Irken Invader, an alien from space
And I'm here to enslave the human race!
[Montage of Zim's awesome, scary alien weapons in the background]
ZIM:
I've got lots of cool hardware to help me in my task
But in conqueror's glory I never get to bask
GIR:
Why?
[Zim gets all angry-faced and stalks across the stage as he shouts the next lines]
ZIM:
Because!
That Dib!
That conspiracy freak!
He always thwarts my plans and makes me look weak!
GIR:
I'm dancin' like a monkey!
ZIM:
But I, someday, someday I will win
And you wormbabies will bow down to Zim!
Yes! The super-duper powerful evil and frightening scary kind of emperor type alien
mastermind ruler of the planet Earth....
ZIM and GIR:
Invader Zim!