Response to the LJ community lawandorder100 challenge: Crossover.

Law and Order and Two And A Half Men don't belong to me at all.

"Have you seen Charlie's new girlfriend, dad?"
"The Mexican one?"
"No."
"The Asian one?"
"The one who's a cop."
"Hm, that's new. I bet she'll notice that he commits a lot of felonies: womanizeration in the second degree."
At that moment, Charlie gets in the house with a hot brunette, laughing.
"Oh shit," Alan says. "That's Olivia Benson from Law and Order! She's gonna beat your ass off, Charlie."
"I'm looking forward to it..." Charlie answered with a freaking smile.