Author's Note: This was a were-plot bunny that wouldn't take "no" for an answer. I honestly don't know if Jack would do this, but it sounds good. Enjoy! Please review, I'll knit you a sweater!

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Ianto cracked an eye open. He was in a bed. His bed. In his bedroom. And next to him was... Jack. Of course. And Jack was...

"Jack," Ianto croaked, "What are you doing?"

The immortal captain looked up in surprise. "What does it look like I'm doing?"

"Really, Jack."

"I know," Jack's grin was sheepish and his ears were pink.

"I would never thought it of you, Jack."

"I'm full of surprises."

"The Sleepers know. I thought I saw it, but I didn't want to believe it." Now it was Ianto's turn to grin.

"Hey! Real men can knit too, you know!" Jack tugged his knitting a little, causing the big ball of pink yarn to bounce out of his lap and onto the floor.