New Guy

Xemnas Report 1

Today I have discovered a very special Nobody. His name is Roxas and he weilds not one but two Keyblades. Now we shall be known as Organization 13 instead of Organization 12. Organization 12 didn't sound right anyway. Since he's new I have appointed Marluxia to go through the basics with him. I would let Axel train the boy but I don't want another Axel running around, Heart forbid.
As for Vexen, I have appointed him as head of the infirmary. Seems Xaldin has killed the last doctor we have, something about the doctor telling him to cut back on the Sake. I'm going to have to stop number III from killing everyone. Already last week Axel had to stop him from killing Demyx for just saying hello to him. He kills all the staff we get, already we've had to replace almost all the cooks in the kitchen, seems that he thinks they can't cook. I hope he doesn't kill the chef. Anyway, I hope Vexen has my Tylenol ready for me to pick up. Roxas has a hell of a Keystroke, he will be useful to the Organization's cause.

A crash is heard outside of Xemnas's office and the Superior holds his head in his hands.

OH MY KINGDOM HEARTS!!! They are yelling. What are they yelling about? My head hurts like hell and already they are yelling something about Roxas. I hope Xaldin has not killed the newest recruit of the Organization. If he has, he will be killed next.

A young boy yelling in fear is heard from outside the office along without bursts of laughter and the sound of pursuit.

I guess in order to get any comfort I'll have to attend to this matter. If Xaldin has harmed that Nobody in any way, shape, or form, I will plan his funeral, or have Saix handle it for me. Damn, Nobodies!

PS. Never, ever let Marluxia train and boy. EVER!
Damn you Marluxia, damn you to Oblivion!

***

"Read them and weep chaps." A young British man gloats as he flashes his cards. They reveal a 10, King, Queen, Jack, and Ace of Spades, "A Royal Flush, more than enough to beat you chaps." He smirks as a guy with long silver black hair tied in a ponytail slams his head on the table.

The guy lifts up his head to reveal numberous scars and an eyepatch over his right eye, "You suck so damn much, Luxord."

They guy sitting between them sighs as he lays down his cards, his red hair spiked straight up, "Now, Xigbar. Its just a game..." He glares at Luxord, his green eyes blazing, "...that we're playing for fun, no Munny betting."

Luxord holds his hands up in a guesture of peace, "Axel, I told you, this is just a social game. No betting..."

Xigbar glares at him, "OR stripping?"

Luxord nods, "Or stripping, just good clean fun."

Xigbar grumbles and lays his head on his arms, his mood definitely taking a sour turn. Axel groans and picks up the deck, shuffleing them and passing them out to him and Luxord.

Luxord grins as he sees his cards, silently keeping his cool. He stops as he remembers something important. "Hey, did you hear...we got a new chap, just recruited today."

Axel look up, pure shock on his face, "Really? No way!"

Xigbar leans forward, his sour mood gone, "Yay, fresh meat." He snickers as he imagines all the pranks he could pull on the new guy.

Axel lays his cards down, completely forgetting the game, "So...."

Xigbar hops up, "What's his name?!"

Luxord leans back in his chair, "Well its.." He pauses as he hears a terrified yelp coming from down the hall. A door is slammed open and the sound of bare feet running echos down the hall. The three Nobody's stare in shock as a young boy with blonde hair streaks by them.

"Stay away from me Marluxia!!" The kid squeals out only in his birthday suit.

Axel and Xigbar fall out of their chairs at the sight, too stunded to steady themselves. Luxord stares in shock as the young kid continues down the hall, dashing around a corner and disappearing from sight. Luxord tries to keep a straight face at the scene played out before him but despite years of perfecting his poker face he can't contain himself. He bursts out laughing, tears streaming down his eyes. He slams his head down on the table and bangs his fist in his fit of hysterics. Axel slowly pokes his head above the table as Luxord's laughter turns into sobs. He pulls himself up, looking down the hallway spotting a very disappointed Marluxia looking pitfully down the hall.

Axel looks back at where the kid disappeared, "Who the hell was that?!"

Luxord gasps as he tries to catch his breath, "That was Roxas...pfffftttt...the new guy." Xigbar begins to come too, drunkenly grasping for his seat.

Axel looks down the hallway, his eyes looking in worry, "Poor kid."

Xigbar slowly looks from side to side, "What the hell just happened here?" His face in a wtf expression.

Axel looks towards Xemnas's office, "XEMNAS!! We have problems concerning Roxas!!" Axel says, his voice on the verge of laughing, "You might want to...come here. NOW!!" He yells as he spots Marluxia running down the hall, pursing Roxas.

"Roxas, come back! Xemnas told me to teach you the basics!" Marluxia yells out.

This does it for the 3 guys. They fall to the floor, howling in laughter.

Marluxia dashes around the corner, "Wait!"

"HELL NO!!!" Roxas yells out.

Xemnas opens his office door, slamming it into the wall beside it, "WHAT....is it it now, Axel? Huh, what's so important that you had to...are you LAUGHING? Is this some kinda joke?!"

Axel struggles to stop laughing, "Just....g-go...see for....ppfffffffttttt!" He points down the hall in the direction of the chase, "BWAHAHHAA....yourself." He manages out, unable to explain any further.

Xemnas glares down the hallway and walks down it, "Xaldin! If you've killed him I swear I'll...." A scream interupts him and Roxas dashes down the opposite hall, Marluxia close on his heels.

"Roxas!" Marluxia yells.

Xemnas stares in disbelief at the spectacle.

He growls, his head pounding in pain, "MARLUXIA!!! WHAT IN KINGDOM HEARTS DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!!" He yells.

Marluxia freezes in his pursuit and lets Roxas escape down the hall.

He pokes his head around the corner, trying to look innocent, "Yes...Superior?? How can I help you?"

Xemnas's eyebrow twitches in anger, "Why is Roxas...naked?" He says trying to keep his voice level.

Marluxia gulps and twidles his fingers, "Um, well. I was teaching him the basics like you told me too."

Xemnas loses it, "BASICS?! What kinda basics where you teaching him?! Marluxia, you are not to go near him ever ever AGAIN. Do I make myself clear?!"

"But."

Xemnas grabs Marluxia by the front of his coat, dragging the Nobody towards his face, "DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!"

Marluxia nods, "C-crystal....." He says in a small voice. Xemnas realeases him and storms back to his office, the slam echoing throughtout the castle.

Axel turns to Marluxia, his laughter calmed down, "What excatly WERE you teaching him?" He says, in a fit of giggles.

Marluxia looks absolutly clueless to what he had done wrong, "I was just showing him the basics of Yoga, yeesh. What was the Superior's problem?"

"Dude! You don't teach kids that way! That'll scar them for life!" Xigbar exclaims.

Luxord looks up from the table, "Who the Bloody Hell told you that Yoga was to be taught in the nude? Besides, the Superior wanted you to teach him the ways of a Nobody, not an ancient disipline!!" He falls out of his chair, laughing his head off.

Marluxia glares at them, "I was teaching him to control himself but evidently he thought something different than what....I....I....." The pink haired assassin finally realises what it had looked like. "NO, OH MY KINGDOM HEARTS. This is bad, shit, shit, shit. I would never do THAT, especially to a b-boy!" He shudders at the thought.

Axel smirks, "Aw, Marly doesn't want to come out of the closet....about being...g.."

"I'M NOT GAY!!!" Marluxia yells before storming back to his room and slamming the door behind him.

Only to reopen it and throw Roxas's clothes out into the hallway.

Axel looks at Luxord and Xigbar, "We will never let him live it down, got it?"

Xigbar nods a huge grin on his face. "As if I would let Flower Power live this down." Xigbar chuckles.

They spot someone coming down the hallway and look up. A very frightened looking Demyx stumbles down the hallway.

Xigbar gets serious and runs up to the young teen, "Demy? What's the matter? What happened?" He tries to soothe Demyx.

Demyx looks back down the hallway, "There's some guy in my room hiding in my closet. I think he's trying to get me. And.....he's..naked."

Axel almost bursts out laughing once more but controls himself, "That's Roxas...he's not going to hurt you. Somebody just.....um....stole his clothes that's all."

He lies so as not to confuse the Nocturne anymore, "And he's hiding from the dude who stole his clothes." Xigbar continues.

Demyx calms down and smiles, "Oh, well if thats all I let him have some of my clothes." He happily walks back to where his room is, humming as he turns the corner.

Axel sighs, "Sometimes that kid is too gullable, right Luxord..." Luxord doesn't answer, "Luxord...." Axel walks over to the otherside of the table and discovers Luxord passed out from laughin too hard. Axel growls as he spots numberous cards sticking into the gambler's sleeves. "Good clean fun my ass, he still cheats...even when we're not betting."

Xigbar hops over the table, "What!" He spots the cards and balls up his fist in fury, "I'll teach him to pull the wool over me!" He grabs Luxord by the front of his coat and pulls back his fist.

He gets ready to clobber the brit when Axel stops him. "Xigbar, I have a plan that would be even more fullfilling than simply punching him in the face."

Xigbar grins, "Ooo, so...what's the plan?" Axel smirks evilly, "Just leave it to me."

***

Marluxia slams the door behind him, fury radiating from him. He paces the room, "Idiot! That was the worst thing you've ever done!" He punches the wall, "Stupid Superior, didn't even let me explain myself! Always jumping to conclusions! Just because he and moonman have a little thing going on doesn't mean I do. Uuuggghhhhhhhhh!" He flops down on his bed and grumbles to himself. "They are never going to let me live that down.....UGH!! Stupid Superior, how I wish I was Superior, then this Organization woud be so much better." He sits up, "I need to get back at him." He snickers, "Yes, I will make Mansex pay. I should've been Superior not him....now. How to get rid of the Superior?" He looks up at the clock, "Well, Xemnas usually gets his Tylenol around 5 pm and its 4:30.....Perfect." He dashes towards his desk drawer and pulls out a bottle. He grins evilly, "Yes, perfect.......heh." He quickly stuffs the bottle into his coat pocket and dashes down the hall towards the infirmary, carring out his plan.

***

A old guy in a white lab coat stands cautiously at the end of a table, holding two different solutions in his hands. His dirty blonde hair hangs infront of his eyes, making him nervious.

"Carefully...." He says, slowly pouring the two solutions together, his hands trembling. The two liquids combine and turn a gastly shade of orange.

The old guys sighs and rub his temples, glaring at the beaker.

"Another failed experiment. If only I had much better chemicals, then maybe I could get ahead on my research." He grabs up the beaker and beings to turn around. "Stupid Superior and his damn budget cuts."

"HEY VEXEN!!" Marluxia yells right behind the old man.

Vexen yelps and the potion flies up. He yells in horror as the solution pours onto his coat. He quickly throws off the now smoking white lab coat onto the floor. He glares at the younger guy before him, his eyes glowing in hate.

"Marluxia!! What the hell do you think you're doing?! That solution could've killed me!!"

"Well, I wasn't the one who dumped it on you." He folds his arms along his chest.

Vexen groans and kicks the lab coat to the side, "Now.....what is it now number 11? What possibly could be so important as to..."

"Well, I want to get back at the Superior and you're the man to help me do it."

Vexen looks horrified, "I am not doing anything like that Marluxia. If you want to do IT to him, do IT yourself."

Marluxia growls, "For the last time I'm not GAY! I just want you to switch his Tylenol with these babies." He holds out a medicine bottle with 6 small yellow pills in it.

Vexen grabs the bottle and looks closely at the contents.

His eyes growl wide and he stares at Marluxia, "How did you obtain these Marluxia?! You know that I had a habit a while back and Xemnas banned it from the premises."

He looks longingly at the pill bottle wanting to open it.

Marluxia grabs it back and waves his finger, "Vexen, this is our chance to get back at the Superior, maybe if you get him addicted to these he'll allow them back into The Castle That Never Was ."

This lights up the scientist's face. "Yes, this will be most interesting indeed." He chuckles and scoops up the bottle, his face in a cruel smirk.

***

Roxas sits in the corner of the closet, shaking in fear. He's wrapped up in a blanket he found and is caustious in how he breaths so as to not alert the guy with pink hair where he was. He freezes as he hears someone humming down the hallway, coming towards the room. He trys to make himself smaller as he hears the door to the room open.

"Roxas? Are you in here?" The voice asks.

Roxas relaxes a little, its not the guys voice. The voice sounds almost about his age, if not older.

"You want some of my clothes? I heard yours got stolen." The voice continues in a soothing voice.

"Y-yeah...sure." Roxas answers.

He opens the closet door, covered by the blanket. A guy with dirty blonde hair spiked up in a mullet smiles at him. "Hi, I'm Demyx. You're kinda in my room but I don't mind." He holds out a blue shirt and some jeans. "Here, put these on. I'm sorry you've had a rough day but it'll get better." His warm smile is inviting to the traumatized youth.

Roxas grabs up the clothes along with some boxes and changes in the closet. He steps out a little more relaxed.

Demyx grins, "So, you're the new guy, right?"

Roxas cringes back, still weary of everything.

Demyx sighs, "Don't worry, the first day is always the toughest. When I first joined I was hung upside down from the ceiling. Never, ever steal Xigbar's eyepatch, no matter how much Axel dares you."

"Axel? Xigbar? Who are they?" Roxas asks.

"Oh, I guess you don't know anybody here yet, do you?" Demyx sits down on the bed, motioning for Roxas to sit in the chair.

Roxas sits down, "So far I've only met Xemnas and some creepy guy with pink hair."

Demyx grins, "Well, let me tell you about the Organization. Xemnas, he's the leader or Superior, either way he hates for people to call him by his real name. In fact Xigbar discovered a very funny anogram of his name. But don't call him that to his face though, he'll go Darth Vader on you. Then we have Xigbar, he is the guy with the scars and the guns, can't miss him. He has long silver and black hair that's always in ponytail. He's a really cool 'dude' once you get to know him. Then we have Xaldin, the jamacian dude, he has dreds. He also has these ugly sideburns on his face and he almost looks like a gorilla. Never go near him, and never steal his Sake, he kills anyone and everyone, he tried to kill me but Axel and Marly stopped him. Number 4 is Vexen, he's a creepy old scientist and would rather do experiments on you than be friends. He's an recovering addict so don't mess with him right know. Next is Lexeaus. He is really tall, can't miss him. He never talks so don't try, he punched me in the face after I tried to get him to talk. Then we have Zexion, I call him Zexy. He hates that name, but not as much as he hates being called emo. You do that and you'll be trapped in a book forever, or at least until Xemnas makes him release you. He's very short and has silver hair that's worn in a emo style hair cut. Then there's Saix. DO NOT mess with him, he is RABID. When he gets mad he'll whip out his Claymore and beat you senseless. He acts like a dog most of the time and is Xemnas's personal assistant. Then there's Axel. He is the guy with red hair and blue tattoos on his face. He is a real cool guy and he has these awesome Chamkras that he fights with. He is the leader in the pranks around here and often gets in trouble with Xemnas. But other than that he is a real good friend to have here, he'll help you out of anything. Plus his fire powers are awesome. Then there's me, Demyx, number 9! I like playing my Sitar, beating everybody at Guitar Hero and I hate fighting. So I usually get sent on boring missions or with the other members. I'm the exact opposite of Axel as I control water, I still don't know how we get along. Anyway....number ten is Luxord. He is the gambling British guy. NEVER PLAY CARDS WITH HIM, he'll take all your munny and you're clothes to boot. Was he the one who stole your clothes?"

Roxas shakes his head, not wanting to talk about his encounter with the pink haired dude.

"Oh, well, lets continue. Marluxia is next I think. Yes, Marly is the guy with pink hair and he loves his flowers. Don't mess with his garden, he will kill you. He is a real nice guy once you get to know him but he acts kinda weird in my opinion. Then last but not least we have, Larxene. She is the only girl here at the Organization, weird huh. Well, she is also the most dangerous one here. She controls lightening and will strike you down when she gets the chance. She loves refering to everyone as a toy. And becareful when she is on her....um..well. You get the picture, but that's about everyone I think.....WAIT!"

Roxas jumps as Demyx realise he forgot someone.

"I almost forgot Namine....how could I forget her? She is the only nice person around here. She is really shy and quite. She always sits in her room and draws. Marluxia found her one day while on a mission to Destiny Islands, after it was destroyed. She has no memory of her past."

Roxas clears his throat, "Are you supposed to have some memory of your past?"

Demyx shakes his head, "I don't have any memory of my past, just glimpses of some lady with long blonde hair. All I remember is a song and how to play the Sitar. Sometimes I catch myself looking at Kingdom Hearts wishing I could just see the moon instead."

"Kingdom Hearts? What's that?" Roxas asks.

A bell goes off, startling both of them. Demyx looks scared, "The ALARM!! I hope its not a Heartless attack!!"

"Heartless?" Roxas asks once again.

Demyx hops up and runs out the door, "Come on Roxas...were under attack. Xemnas will explain the rest tonight at the meeting, kay. Now, come on!!" He throws on an Organization coat at Roxas, pulling on his own. He dashes out the door, Roxas right behind him.