Episode 6

Scene 1:

Mr Gardiner's letter: Wickham and Lydia found. Will marry soon in London. Wickham only wants a small sum.

Jane (in typical Jane style): He must really love Lydia.

Mr Bennet (ironically): Yea right!

Mr Bennet: I wonder how much Mr Gardiner gave him and how I am going to repay it.

Mrs Bennet: A daughter married! Yay! Four more to go!

Jane and Elizabeth (scandalised): Mother!

Mr Bennet: At least someone is happy.

Lydia: Lydia Wickham! At last!

The Gardiners and Darcy: Poor Lydia! She will never be happy with him.

Scene 2:

Lydia: La, la , la. I am the most important person and can lord it over my ignorant sisters.

Mr Bennet, Elizabeth, and Mary: Insufferable pair! They deserve each other!

Lydia: By the way, do you know that Mr Darcy was at my wedding?

Elizabeth: WHAT? WHY?

Mrs Gardiner's letter: Mr Darcy did it all.

Elizabeth: I can't believe it! Why did he do that? Is it… for me?

Wickham: May I walk with you, sister?

Elizabeth: We have nothing to say and I know all about you.

Wickham: Well… S…. I can't charm her anymore.

Scene 3:

Mrs Phillips: Mr Bingley returns.

Jane: I am completely over him.

Elizabeth: Sure!

Kitty: Look, Mr Bingley is coming.

Jane: Is he really?

Elizabeth: That's great Jane.

Kitty: Mr Darcy is coming also.

Elizabeth: REALLY?! I missed him so!

Mrs Bennet: Oh no! Not that awful man!

Elizabeth: He is not awful!

(Bingley and Darcy enter)

Bingley: I…

Mrs Bennet (cuts him with her chatter)

Elizabeth: Look at him. How handsome he is. I am so ashamed of my mother's behaviour!

Mr Dacy: Look at her. She is even more beautiful than I saw her last.

Mrs Bennet: Oh… and Mr Darcy… You are…welcome… GO AWAY!

Elizabeth: My poor Darcy, how he must suffer. I wish my mother would just shut up.

(Bingley and Darcy go away)

Jane: I am completely indifferent.

Elizabeth: Come Jane. Don't lie to me. I know you don't and he doesn't.

Bingley: How could you do that to me?!

Darcy: I know, I did a horrible thing. Can you forgive me?

Bingley: Of course. For what again?

Scene 4:

Mrs Bennet: Jaaaaaaannnnne! We must get you dressed! He's here!

(Small talk with Bingley. Mrs Bennet starts winking her eye.)

Elizabeth: Try to be more obvious, mama.

Mrs Bennet: Now you will not leave here without proposing. Everybody's upstairs.

Mrs Hill: Miss Elizabeth. Your mother wants you.

Elizabeth (glancing at Jane): I am so sorry.

Later

Elizabeth: Can I come down now?

Mrs Bennet: Not yet!

Jane: I am so happy.

Elizabeth: Congratulations! Darcy, where are you? Will you ever come back to me?

Scene 5:

Mrs Hill: Lady Catherine!

Elizabeth: What is this witch doing there? Look at her! What does she think she is?!

Lady Catherine: I want to talk to you now.

Lady Catherine: Mr Darcy is already engaged to my daughter.

Elizabeth: Sure!

Lady Catherine: Will you promise never accept him?

Elizabeth: NO! Mind your own business, you witch!

Lady Catherine: Awful girl! I go now!

Mr Bennet (with Mr Collin's letter): Mr Darcy in love with you! That's ridiculous!

Elizabeth (unconcingly): Ha, ha.

Scene 6:

Elizabeth: He has come back.

Darcy: Has her feelings changed?

Later

Elizabeth: Thank you for Lydia, by the way.

Darcy: How can she know about that? I did for you alone.

Elizabeth: He did!? Great!

Darcy: Look. I still love you but if you still hate me, say so. (but please spare me this time).

Elizabeth: I love you too.

Darcy: Hey, wait a second, did she just say YES?

Elizabeth: Yes! I said yes, you georgeous, loveable idiot!

Darcy: Good god! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! She said yes. Oh my lord! I can't believe it! I don't know what to do! Or to say! Oh good grief, I can't believe it... what do I do now? Think, man, think, you're supposed to say something… Ah now I know…

Another conversation about Lady Catherine and the past

Darcy: It is all because of you that I changed… dearest, loveliest Elizabeth.

Elizabeth (and viewers): Awwww!!!!

Scene 7:

Jane: Mr Darcy! I can't believe it! I thought you hated him!

Elizabeth: I don't anymore.

Jane: Since when?

Elizabeth: Since I saw his huge and handsome house.

Jane and Elizabeth laugh

Mr Bennet: Accept Mr Darcy!? Are you crazy?

Elizabeth: No I'm not! I love him so!

Mr Bennet: In that case, you have my blessing. I will miss you so, my Lizzy!

Scene 8:

Clergyman (going about the importance of marriage)

Miss Bingley: I hate her! I hate her!

Georgiana: Elizabeth is great! I am so glad I have her for a sister.

Colonel Fitzwilliam: Darcy, you lucky devil!

Mr Collins: How can she marry him when she could have had ME? Mr Darcy should have married Lady Anne.

Mrs Collins: Smile husband! Well done Elizabeth!

Lady Catherine: Awful day!

Lady Anne: Achoo!

Mr Bennet: I will miss Jane and Lizzy so.

Mrs Bennet: My girls have done so well!

Kitty: Weddings are so romantic!

Mary: I have not finished my book.

Outside the church

Jane and Bingley: Good bye everyone!

Elizabeth and Darcy: Alone at last!

Mrs Bennet: We have been so blessed.

Mr Bennet: Yes. I am glad to see them so happy!

Elizabeth: KISS ME!!

Darcy: With pleasure! (Kisses her)

Viewers: Awww! It is already finished?!