Episode 6
Scene 1:
Mr Gardiner's letter: Wickham and Lydia found. Will marry soon in London. Wickham only wants a small sum.
Jane (in typical Jane style): He must really love Lydia.
Mr Bennet (ironically): Yea right!
Mr Bennet: I wonder how much Mr Gardiner gave him and how I am going to repay it.
Mrs Bennet: A daughter married! Yay! Four more to go!
Jane and Elizabeth (scandalised): Mother!
Mr Bennet: At least someone is happy.
Lydia: Lydia Wickham! At last!
The Gardiners and Darcy: Poor Lydia! She will never be happy with him.
Scene 2:
Lydia: La, la , la. I am the most important person and can lord it over my ignorant sisters.
Mr Bennet, Elizabeth, and Mary: Insufferable pair! They deserve each other!
Lydia: By the way, do you know that Mr Darcy was at my wedding?
Elizabeth: WHAT? WHY?
Mrs Gardiner's letter: Mr Darcy did it all.
Elizabeth: I can't believe it! Why did he do that? Is it… for me?
Wickham: May I walk with you, sister?
Elizabeth: We have nothing to say and I know all about you.
Wickham: Well… S…. I can't charm her anymore.
Scene 3:
Mrs Phillips: Mr Bingley returns.
Jane: I am completely over him.
Elizabeth: Sure!
Kitty: Look, Mr Bingley is coming.
Jane: Is he really?
Elizabeth: That's great Jane.
Kitty: Mr Darcy is coming also.
Elizabeth: REALLY?! I missed him so!
Mrs Bennet: Oh no! Not that awful man!
Elizabeth: He is not awful!
(Bingley and Darcy enter)
Bingley: I…
Mrs Bennet (cuts him with her chatter)
Elizabeth: Look at him. How handsome he is. I am so ashamed of my mother's behaviour!
Mr Dacy: Look at her. She is even more beautiful than I saw her last.
Mrs Bennet: Oh… and Mr Darcy… You are…welcome… GO AWAY!
Elizabeth: My poor Darcy, how he must suffer. I wish my mother would just shut up.
(Bingley and Darcy go away)
Jane: I am completely indifferent.
Elizabeth: Come Jane. Don't lie to me. I know you don't and he doesn't.
Bingley: How could you do that to me?!
Darcy: I know, I did a horrible thing. Can you forgive me?
Bingley: Of course. For what again?
Scene 4:
Mrs Bennet: Jaaaaaaannnnne! We must get you dressed! He's here!
(Small talk with Bingley. Mrs Bennet starts winking her eye.)
Elizabeth: Try to be more obvious, mama.
Mrs Bennet: Now you will not leave here without proposing. Everybody's upstairs.
Mrs Hill: Miss Elizabeth. Your mother wants you.
Elizabeth (glancing at Jane): I am so sorry.
Later
Elizabeth: Can I come down now?
Mrs Bennet: Not yet!
Jane: I am so happy.
Elizabeth: Congratulations! Darcy, where are you? Will you ever come back to me?
Scene 5:
Mrs Hill: Lady Catherine!
Elizabeth: What is this witch doing there? Look at her! What does she think she is?!
Lady Catherine: I want to talk to you now.
Lady Catherine: Mr Darcy is already engaged to my daughter.
Elizabeth: Sure!
Lady Catherine: Will you promise never accept him?
Elizabeth: NO! Mind your own business, you witch!
Lady Catherine: Awful girl! I go now!
Mr Bennet (with Mr Collin's letter): Mr Darcy in love with you! That's ridiculous!
Elizabeth (unconcingly): Ha, ha.
Scene 6:
Elizabeth: He has come back.
Darcy: Has her feelings changed?
Later
Elizabeth: Thank you for Lydia, by the way.
Darcy: How can she know about that? I did for you alone.
Elizabeth: He did!? Great!
Darcy: Look. I still love you but if you still hate me, say so. (but please spare me this time).
Elizabeth: I love you too.
Darcy: Hey, wait a second, did she just say YES?
Elizabeth: Yes! I said yes, you georgeous, loveable idiot!
Darcy: Good god! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! She said yes. Oh my lord! I can't believe it! I don't know what to do! Or to say! Oh good grief, I can't believe it... what do I do now? Think, man, think, you're supposed to say something… Ah now I know…
Another conversation about Lady Catherine and the past
Darcy: It is all because of you that I changed… dearest, loveliest Elizabeth.
Elizabeth (and viewers): Awwww!!!!
Scene 7:
Jane: Mr Darcy! I can't believe it! I thought you hated him!
Elizabeth: I don't anymore.
Jane: Since when?
Elizabeth: Since I saw his huge and handsome house.
Jane and Elizabeth laugh
Mr Bennet: Accept Mr Darcy!? Are you crazy?
Elizabeth: No I'm not! I love him so!
Mr Bennet: In that case, you have my blessing. I will miss you so, my Lizzy!
Scene 8:
Clergyman (going about the importance of marriage)
Miss Bingley: I hate her! I hate her!
Georgiana: Elizabeth is great! I am so glad I have her for a sister.
Colonel Fitzwilliam: Darcy, you lucky devil!
Mr Collins: How can she marry him when she could have had ME? Mr Darcy should have married Lady Anne.
Mrs Collins: Smile husband! Well done Elizabeth!
Lady Catherine: Awful day!
Lady Anne: Achoo!
Mr Bennet: I will miss Jane and Lizzy so.
Mrs Bennet: My girls have done so well!
Kitty: Weddings are so romantic!
Mary: I have not finished my book.
Outside the church
Jane and Bingley: Good bye everyone!
Elizabeth and Darcy: Alone at last!
Mrs Bennet: We have been so blessed.
Mr Bennet: Yes. I am glad to see them so happy!
Elizabeth: KISS ME!!
Darcy: With pleasure! (Kisses her)
Viewers: Awww! It is already finished?!