This is just a little piece of fun I wanted to share with you all. My apologies for highly un-Jane Austen dialogue. Enjoy!
Episode 1
Scene 1 :
Bingley : What a beautiful place !
Darcy: If you don't mind living with savages.
Elizabeth: Mmm! Interesting point of view. Let's show to the audience that I'm really free.
Scene 2:
Mr Bennet and Lizzy: Our family is stupid but they are fun anyway.
Jane: I want to marry for love.
Elizabeth: So do I.
Scene 3:
Bingley: I love the country. I love country dances and I loooove Bennet eldest girl.
Darcy and Bingley's sisters: Heaven save us from country savages.
Bingley: Come on Darcy. Dance.
Darcy: No. Go away. I don't want your leftovers.
Elizabeth: Oh I hate him. I will make fun of him to make me feel better.
Darcy: She is laughing at ME?!
Mrs Bennet: (raves about everything concerning Bingley)
Mr Bennet: Spare me!
Mrs Bennet: (raves about Darcy)
Elizabeth: I don't care for him. Have I said that before?
Miss Bingley: Let's find out if I have a rival.
Bingley: Jane is an angel.
Scene 4:
Darcy: The wall is such a good place.
Sir William (to Bingley's sisters): Now how about a visit to St James with me?
Bingley's sisters: Help!
Miss Bingley: My poor Darcy. Standing there all alone.
Darcy: Hmmm. Nice eyes!
Elizabeth: Why does he stare at me like that?
Lydia: Let's dance and make a lot of noise.
Sir William: What about dancing with Miss Elizabeth?
Darcy: Why not?
Elizabeth: Certainly not.
Darcy: Really nice eyes!
Miss Bingley: Whose eyes are you talking? (Mine, of course!)
Darcy: Not yours.
Scene 5:
Mrs Bennet: We must secure Bingley with all haste. I have an idea. Let's get you sick. Yes, brilliant!
Jane: Achoo
Bingley's sisters: That is what we thought. Baaad family.
Elizabeth: I'm going to show how free I am again.
Darcy: She is even better in such disarray.
Bingley: Whatever will make Jane happy, will make me happy. Stay here with us.
Darcy and Bingley's sisters: Oh great.
Miss Bingley: Let's see if I can redirect his attention.
Darcy: Think again.
Scene 6:
Elizabeth: Ooops! Wrong room.
Darcy: I don't know what to say (bows)
Elizabeth: Let's leave this room quick.
Darcy: What have I done to her to deserve that?
Miss Bingley: Georgiana is such a great girl.
Bingley: All young ladies are so accomplished these days.
Darcy: I have another opinion to make the author and screenwriter write a few more lines.
Miss Bingley: I have all the qualities of an accomplished lady.
Elizabeth: And I take pleasure in contradicting Darcy.
Darcy: This woman is driving me crazy!
Scene 7:
Mrs Bennet: Right. Plan of this day: Let Jane stay here as long as possible, praise Mr Bingley once again, insult Mr Darcy.
Elizabeth: I'm so ashamed.
Bingley's sisters: Suffer Miss Bennet, suffer.
Darcy: Let's have a bath to have all the viewers drool over me.
Elizabeth: Once again I'm so free.
Miss Bingley: Maybe I can distract him from his reading.
Darcy: You wish!
Miss Bingley: Let's resort to plan B.
Darcy and Elizabeth debate again.
Darcy: I am mad about this woman. I must not. I must not.
Darcy: I am glad she departs at last. Am I really?
Elizabeth (about Jane and Bingley): Look at these two love birds. It is so cute.
Elizabeth: I am so glad to go home.