I walked over to Winry, Ed, Mustang, and Riza in Mustang's room. They were all whispering to each other and giggling. "What's so funny?" I asked them. They all turned to me.

"Nothing much, Al" Ed told me. "We're gonna be doing a fun game soon, wanna join?" he offered. I wonder what the game is. Well, with Mustang and Riza joining, I guess it's alright.

"I'll play! What're we doing?" I asked them. They all laughed.

"You'll see soon enough" Winry told me. I began to feel a little uneasy about this "game". We all soon sat in a circle. I was next to Winry and Roy, and Riza and Ed were facing me. Ed began to reach into to his coat for something. He pulled out what looked liked to be a twisted cigarette.

"Mustang, light it," Edward told him. He flicked his hands and lit the stick. Ed took an inhale, and Winry, Mustang, and Riza followed suit. And that was the beginning of the troubles.

10 minutes later

"Hey Mustang, I have a song to sing to you!" Ed cheered. "I was so high I could not recognize, the fire burning in your eyes, the chaos that controlled my mind…" he began to slur on. He was pathetic looking. How could he damage his reputation like that?!

"Oh my gosh Ed!" Winry gasped. "You should so try out for Amestrian Idol!!!! You will blow everyone away!!" she said, hugging him. "Wait, I should try out too!!! This one's for Roy: Burn baby burn, Disco Inferno!" she shouted, standing up, and pointing at Roy. She then toppled down onto Riza.

"Whoa girl, settle down," Riza told Winry. "You don't want to get burned by that SEXY MUSTANG! WOOT!" god, even she was going crazy!

"I'm gonna sing now too!" Roy cheered. "I'm too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts!" he soon fell down on my. "Sorry, Al, Ed's bigger but younger brother."

"It's alright Roy," I said nicely.

"Okie dokie then!" he laughed. He then began to grope Riza. It was not long before they were making out.

"Hey Winry, wanna make out?" Ed asked her. Why is everyone making out???

"Yep!" Winry shouted, and smothered her lips all over Ed's. Is this all because of that cigarette? Damn, being in this body sucks!!!