This is a crackfic that really isn't a fic at all. I came up with it when I was combining the names of Harry Potter characters to make the words used for fanfiction character pairings. You know, romantic pairings, such as "Dramione." This is a list of what all the combinations (that I can think of) would be. I suggest you say these out loud, as, though they may be very, very wrong, they are quite fun to say and some will make you laugh out loud because of the sheer silliness.

Snape + Draco = Snaco

Snape + Ginny = Sninny

McGonagall + Dumbledore = McGumbledore

Cho Chang + Snape = Chape

Ginny + Harry = Hinny

Ginny + Ron = Groninny

Ron + Harry = Rotter (used Harry's last name; it flows better.)

Snape + McGonagall = Snagonnagal

Snape + Goyle = Snoyle (ewwww!)

Snape + Harry = Snarry

Ron + Snape = Rape (hahahahahahahaha GROSS…)

Draco + Harry = Drarry

Ginny + Voldermort = Lord Gindymort

Dumbledore + Harry = Dumbledarry

Hermione + Snape = Snermione

Crabbe + Goyle = Croyble

Draco + Crabbe = Drabbe (ugh, drab…)

Harry + Goyle = Hoyle

Pansy + Snape = Snansy

Pansy + Dumbledore = Pundledore

Snape + Bellatrix = Snellatrix (that's just scary…. Poor Snape)

Neville + Bellatrix = Nevillatrix (they would definitely need marriage counseling…)

Luna + Neville = Loonyville (quite appropriate; Luna's still my favorite, though…)

Wormtail + Ron = Weaselworm

Sirius + Lucius = Blucirius (or we could just go with "unnatural…")

Pansy + Luna = Pluny

Luna + Blaise = Bluna

Harry + Hermione = Hermy (tribute to Grawp)

Draco + Pansy = Dransy

Snape + Voldermort = Lord Snoldermort

Voldermort + Dumbledore = Volderdore

Cho Chang + Harry = Ho (because she is)

Cho + Voldermort = Choldermort

Hermione + Draco = Dramione

Draco + Ginny = Drinny

Umbridge + Filch = Fumbridge

Voldermort + Umbridge = Vumbrimort (no comment…)

Lavender + Ron = Won-Won (Seriously, who else could it be?)

Lavender + Voldermort = Voldavender (he would SO Avada Kedavra her!)

Voldermort + Nagini = Vagini (NO! You SICK PERVERTS!! Noldermort's not funny)

Ron + Draco = Racon

Fred + George = Forge

Fred + Filch = Fargus (So. Effing. Wrong.)

Fred + Snape = Freverus

George +Hermione = Heorge

Ginny + Hermione = Germione

That's all I can think of for the moment I'll add a new chapter when my brain is working better.