ABC of Seduction

Summary: "I know how men operate and I can prove it. If you want it to work out with this guy than you have to do exactly as I say." "What if doesn't work?" "Then I'll quit." "You're really that confident?" Channy. Rated T for a reason.

Disclaimer: I own the world so I own this show! MUAHAHAHA! *Sigh* Just kidding… I don't own anything… Sterling is hidden in my basement somewhere, though. :P

A/N: It has been a while since I last updated... Hum... Hope you're not mad at me or something... Please don't be! *does pleading eyes* Oh! And you must see the new SWAC episode called "Cookie Monsters"! It's awesome and has channy moments in it, really sweet ones! :D Well, enough rambling... Here's chapter 3! Enjoy! :)

Chapter 3

Chad sat impatiently on the orange couch waiting for Sonny to change clothes. He drummed his fingers against the arm of the couch and looked around the dressing room where he had been millions of times but never took the time to truly pay attention. The sound of the curtains moving captured his attention and his eyes scanned the petite brunette coming out of the cabin. Chad's lips instantaneously turned into a smirk.

Sonny smoothed her purple mini dress (A/N: http:// i449 .photobucket .com /albums /qq214 /dasey_lover_4ever /0394_ 9221 _5601 .jpg) and she bit her bottom lip unsure.

"Well... What do you think?" She finally asked shrugging and made a 360º turn.

"Hum... Not bad." Chad approved nodding.

"It's just... I don't want to look desperate or easy..." Sonny explained.

Chad interrupted her.

"I don't want you to look easy, I want you to be two people: the saint and the sinner." Chad's smirk widened.

He got up and walked to a confused Sonny.

"In one hand you have to push the guy away with cold and indifference." He put a lock of hair behind her ear "On the other you have to be a sexy teasing tornado."

Sonny looked at him amused and nodded.

"Now we have to teach you flirting." Chad added shrugging.

Her smile turned into a offended expression.

"I know how to flirt." She argued crossing her arms.

A laugh escaped from Chad's lips as he caressed her arm.

"Sonny, innocent, little Sonny. You don't know how to flirt." He repeated softly.

"Yes I do!" Sonny insisted.

His soft expression hardened. No one could tell him wrong. Chad Dylan was always right.

"Yeah?" His voice became high-pitched trying to mimic hers "My name is Sonny and I love reading uninteresting books. I also love cows, gardening and romantic picnics."

Chad smirked.

"You call that flirting? I don't think so." he finished walking back to couch.

Sonny slapped his butt and Chad turned to her shocked.

"Hey there baby. How are you doing?" Sonny asked in a deep voice "I'm Chad Dylan Cooper, the best actor of our generation and I think your butt looks hot in those skinny jeans." Sonny smirked.

He rolled his eyes.

"First I sound nothing like that and second I don't slap butts." Chad told her.

Sonny took a step closer to him smiling seductively. Chad looked attentively at her and she started running her hand up and down his chest. He swallowed rubbing the back of his neck.

"W-will you stop doing that?" Chad asked now nervous.

"What?" Sonny replied innocently smiling up to him.

"Running your hand... Up and down... My chest." He answered.

She let a small giggle escape from her lips.

"Why is it teasing you?" she asked.

"Hum... Maybe..."

Sonny's expression turned serious.

"It's weird... I think I kinda like it." she said getting even closer to him.

Chad wrinkled his nose not believing his ears.

"Really?"

Sonny grinned.

"Sucker..." Se replied.

Chad got away from her rolling his eyes.

"I knew it!" he said "No teaching the teacher!" Chad adverted now smirking.

Sonny started laughing but a knock on the door interrupted her.

"Who is it?" she asked turning to the wooden door not really bothering.

"It's Andrew." he answered.

Sonny took a deep breath and her eyes widened.

"I'm not ready for this! I'm not ready for this!" she muttered anxiously turning to Chad.

He grabbed her hands and looked straight into her eyes.

"Calm down! You can do it!" He muttered back.

She took a few deep breaths and nodded.

"Now keep the conversation to one minute." He told her.

"One minute..." Sonny repeated.

"Yes. Now go!" she did so "Wait a sec!" Chad called.

She walked to him and Chad slapped her butt.

"What was that for?" she asked shocked.

"Revenge!" he replied smirking and ran to the cabin where she had been changing clothes a few minutes ago.

Sonny rolled her eyes and ran to the door. She put on her best smile and opened the door revealing Andrew with a bored expression, probably for being waiting for so long.

"Hi..." she greeted gaining his attention.

"Hey!" Andrew looked up and down and smiled warmly at her "Wow! You look great." he complimented.

Sonny tried her best not to giggle or blush.

"Why thank you." she replied not leaving the door. "I was just... Reading the lines for my next sketch." Sonny added like it was no big deal.

Chad peered behind the curtain and smiled proudly. She was doing great!
Andrew nodded.

"So what happened today?" he asked.

Sonny looked at him fake confused. Being an actress she could look as confused or surprised as she wanted to.

"What do you mean?" she asked innocently.

"Well you put me on hold and you never called me back." Andrew explained.

Sonny laughed nervously now unsure of what to reply.

"Oh my God!" she improvised "It was you?"

"Yeah..."

"I'm so sorry." she apologized batting her eyelashes.

Andrew smiled falling for her cuteness.

"It's okay..." he assured and stopped spotting a blond hair peering behind her.

Chad quickly hid in the cabin and Andrew shrugged it off thinking that maybe he was imagining things. Sonny took advantage of that slight distraction and checked the time on her cow phone seeing that it had been a few more than a minute. She closed the door a bit.

"Hum... Andrew would you mind giving me a call a little bit later?" she closed the door a few more inches "I'm just so busy memorizing this lines." Sonny finally closed the door and sighed.

"Sonny wait!" he called muffled by the door.

"What now?" she muttered to the blond heartthrob.

Chad got out from the cabin and looked at Sonny impressed with her.

"That was good!" he replied smirking "Now, make him suffer."

Sonny nodded confident.

"Make him suffer..." she repeated and turned to the door "Suffer!"

"Sonny I was wondering if you wanted to come with to the Lakers game on Saturday." Andrew called as if replying to her.

Sonny was taken aback at first but then she squealed silently and started twirling around making her happy dance. Chad watched the scene with an amused expression and chuckled showing her a thumb up.

A/N: I'll try to update as soon as possible but with school it's getting difficult. Thanks for reading! :D