Ok so this started while I was playing the annoying carrot mini game, it was between me and my best friend. It's not done, not in the least, but I still had a good laugh writing it XD.

THE CARROTS OF THE FUTURE

"Sora, please you have to help me" the bunny rabbit said in a desperate tone looking towards his carrot field. "Tigger is bouncing all around them and I need the juice to squeeze Pooh out of my home"

"Has he been eating too much honey again?" Sora asked with a sigh. "I told you bunny, you need a locker on that door"

"Oh my, Sora no, don't ever say that again, here in these woods, we do not lock our doors, never"

"Vigilance is everything my dear rabbit, but alas, thou shall not understand this until one shall come and swiftly chop off your head in the middle of the night and use it to play tennis with his friends" Sora gazed into the distance with a sad smile on his face. He did warn him, he did his job like a good citizen he was.

"Sora please stop Tigger, he will destroy everything"

"I shall, but expect no compassion for the lost ones, it was entirely your fault for not heading my word in the first place" with that said he took out his keyblade and jumped in front of the furry orange tiger.

"Stop! I say. You are desecrating the holy field of the carrots!" Sora pointed the keyblade at the intruder's throat. "I shall not go easy on you" he jumped in the air and as soon as he landed he was held down by a tail and two paws.

"Holy? You call laying around all day while WE work for them, holy? You my dear sir do not know the meaning of holy! Work until you sweat blood and give your soul for what is right, THAT is what I call holy! These…" he added pointing to the field of carrots, "…take all our work for nothing, they laugh at us when we do not work for them and leave us with no food! Is that what you call holy?" Tigger yelled at the top of his voice and took one carrot by the leaves. "This one has no meaning in life but to torment us!" he threw it in on the ground remaining there motionless.

"HOW COULD YOU?" Sora jumped from the ground making Tigger fall at his feet. "How could you do this to him? Think of what pain you've caused to the family" a drop of rain fell on his cheek as he looked up. "Tigger, you made the sky cry with your actions and for that, thou shall receive no mercy from me. On your paws carrot killer!"

Tigger slashed his claws at Sora but the young carrot warrior was more agile than the tiger. "You shall not win, you have no orange light in your soul, though you may be orange, you shall obtain the power of the carrot only when the black disappears from your coat and you shall become one of them…one with the carrots".

"HAHAHAHA you have got to be mistaken my dear friend, for you are not orange either, the carrots refused you as their leader!"

"My skin may not be orange, but my soul IS" Sora yelled as he attacked Tigger. Claws and Keyblades collided as the ground shook with each hit.