This is a romance between Kyle and Cartman that popped into my head while watching Sweet Home Alabama. Let me know how it is guys. (Kyle POV)

There's a little OOCness in Cartman and Kyle I think, but they are meant to be older in this fic, teenagers, so they would be a little more mature than their 8 year old counterparts. I did try to keep them as true to themselves as possible. Cartman was a bit hard to write since he doesn't really have feelings like these. I wanted to write him as considerate towards Kyle, but in later chapters I'm going to keep him his usual douchey self towards everyone else.

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Disclaimer: I don't own South Park.

Dear Diary,

The creepy picnic yesterday was probably more than I can handle. I'm not sure when Cartman decided it would be a good idea to try and woo me by kidnapping me and forcing me to eat with him. But, Cartman has never really been sane and it's probably pretty predictable of him if I really sit down and think about it.

The date itself wasn't actually so bad. It's hard to imagine Cartman being considerate, but it's something I've wanted since I realized my preference for men, more specifically him. Physical attraction can only take you so far, yes he's fucking hot, but all that teasing grates on my nerves. Hopefully, if he really wants to take things further with me, he'll cut back on that. It's too much to hope that he'll give it up entirely. Sometimes I think he lives to get a rise out of me.

He officially asked me out last night after driving me home. He said he wanted to treat me to a real first date, one that I agreed to go on with him rather than one I was coerced into like the picnic. I reluctantly said yes and he told me he'd be taking me out to his favorite restaurant next weekend. When I pried, he said it was the German restaurant in North Park. Of fucking course, it's a German something. He wouldn't be Cartman if he wasn't still obsessed with Nazis and their homeland. At least the restaurant isn't in town. I definitely don't want word to get out that we're dating or spending time together. Maybe eventually, but not now.

I know Stan and Kenny will flip when they find out about us. Kenny will probably have a heart attack even though he's gone on more dates and done more perverse sexual things than the other three of us combined. I'm sure Stan will puke. He always vomits when he's uncomfortable. I'm surprised Wendy is still with him he can't even kiss her without gagging a little. Sometimes I wonder if he's gay, too. Most guys don't gag when they start making out with their beautiful girlfriend. Anyway, I don't think it'll hurt our friendship, not in the long run. Then again, I'm not sure if this thing with Cartman will even last so I shouldn't worry about that right now. Chances are he'll be back to his old ways, he'll ruin our date, and I'll stop talking to him for a few days again.

If I let myself daydream though, it'd be nice to finally be coupled up with someone. I haven't exactly had the chance before so I'd be lying if I said I wasn't excited for this to work out. Cartman and I have known each other our whole lives. We've been rivals since the day we met. We have always fought and he's always been so passionate regarding everything about me. I've always been the same way with him. Things between us might actually work out if we can put the past behind us and be as passionate in making a relationship work as we were at being enemies years ago.

Anyway, I think I've written long enough for one night. It's stupid to say this to a diary, but wish me luck on my date, I'm sure I'm gonna need that and lots of patience in order to put up with Cartman's quirks.

-Kyle Broflovski

Wow. Yes I know, it's been like three years since I touched any of my stories, but I've finally gotten the motivation to do it. I feel guilty for making everyone wait so long for an update, but it's better late than never. I hope this Chapter 2 rewrite is much better than the original and that if anyone is still reading this that they'd like to see more. The diary entry was a spur of the moment idea years ago that I had to make some sort of conclusion to the story. I still like the idea, but I'm taking the story off of hiatus and I'm going to write more. Expect diary entries every chapter or two.