Title: Accident
Rating: Pg-13
Genre: Humor-Romance
Pairing: SanLu/LuSan
Topic: Awkward
Word-count: 500
Disclaimer: Odachi owns One Piece and its characters
Warning: fluff, shounen ai, foul languages

A/N: Uuh, this topic is a bit difficult to write. Hope I make it okay…and thank you SO MUCH for grammartrap who edited this drabble and made it a lot better than the original XD. Love you very much!

Accident

"I'm telling you, he's still a kid," Sanji said, aiming a kick at the marimo's head.

"Still a kid? He's eighteen, shitty-cook. He should have experienced it at least once," Zoro said as he dodged.

"That's not it! I mean his mental state! He's still a twelve year old kid on the inside!" Sanji sent another kick to the swordsman's right side, easily countered by his katana.

Nami's fists suddenly collided with both men's heads.

"What are you two fighting about now!? It better not be about something stupid!"

"But Nami-swan~! This idiot here said something completely unbelievable!" Sanji whined, attempting to act cute, lest she decide to hit them again.

"It's not unreal, it's common sense," Zoro said with bored face.

"Well, tell me what this is all about!" Nami said dryly, raising an eyebrow in anticipation.

"The idiot over there is wondering whether or not Luffy has ever had sex before," Zoro said nonchalantly.

"Gaaah! That's far too barbaric way to talk about Luffy! I just wanted to know if he knew anything about romance!" Sanji protested heatedly.

"I'd use a word better suited for this situation than 'romance'," Zoro said, scoffing at the cook.

"Shut up!" Sanji aimed another kick toward Zoro who quickly drew his sword—unfortunately Nami's punches beat them to it.

"I said STOP! You're going to break the ship!" Nami yelled in annoyance. "If you really want to know, just go ask Luffy! What a bunch of idiots!"

Nami sighed and shook her head, leaving both men lying face down on the deck with any number of large bumps on their heads.

"What are you guys doing? Playing dead?" Luffy asked, appearing seemingly out of nowhere. He approached the two men and poked the bumps on their heads.

"That hurts, Luffy!" Zoro roared, sitting up and eyeing the captain angrily.

Sanji was silent for a moment before he yanked Luffy toward him.

Luffy, I want to know if you've…!"

Sanji's words were cut short as Luffy lost his balance and fell on top of him, with his face so close to his and their lips were touching.

A brief silence fell over the ship. Zoro's eyes bulged at the sight of the misleading position between the cook and the captain.

"Oh, your lips are surprisingly soft and tasty, Sanji," Luffy said while grinning. Sanji's face flushed several shades of reds at that. "Yosh, time for a snack! Snacks!"

The captain yelled and lifted his arms to the sky cheerily before standing and running toward the kitchen.

Sanji was dumbfounded and Zoro…He just didn't know how to react at all to that.

The cook sat up and turned his face at Zoro slowly. Zoro merely stared back at him with an unreadable expression. The silence between the two stretched for what must have been hours

"It was an accident," Sanji tried to reason, even though he wasn't entirely sure himself.

"Yeah, right…," Zoro replied, looking the other way.

Damn it all. Talk about awkward.

A/N: Like I thought…, it's hard! DX Uuh, well, I tried anyway… Comments?