A/N: Hey…yeah again

Voldy slowly walked around in the graveyard that they had set for their meeting place. He'd already sent out his awesome grey owl pet thingy to deliver a letter to Scarhead to meet him there

The awesome black eagle that had delivered the first letter decided that he hated working for a dude that couldn't even wear a smexy Japanese schoolgirl outfit right and so it jumped off a cliff- which really doesn't make any sense since it could fly…But that's what the suicide note said and suicide notes like that were too epic to ignore, even if all they were were a huge inky eagle footprint thing

But anyway, the graveyard was still officially their battleground where the rest of their battles would be carried out, and if Voldy had his way, there'd only be two 'battle's…and this'd be the second and final of the two.

And so when he touched the awesome grey eagle pet thingy, it ended up burning… If only that trick worked on Stupid Potter… Oh well, he got roast eagle for dinner.

The awesome white eagle pet thingy stole Voldy's new gun and flew away, trying to lift the huge thing with its strong talons- and unfortunately for Voldy, succeeding.

His plan?

For Harry to die of … death…

That made no sense, but if he wanted it to make sense, then he'd actually have to change the format and he was waaaay to meticulous to do something like that… either that or he was lazy.

Harry…Potter…Scarhead…Po-

POP

Voldy showed a toothy grin. Now he could say it! "SPEAK OF THE DEVIL/ANGEL/WHATEVER!" Oops.. he accidentally yelled it. Too late now.

"Hey Viddle. Dman you need to stop yelling. I'm going deaf in my right ear from all the yelling you've been doing… Like at least one set of caps locks per chapter… that's a lot." Voldy just shrugged in response, sticking out a long, ugly forked tongue.

"Forget you," Voldy responded. "Anyway, get over here." Voldy motioned the li'l dude over. The said li'l dude hesitantly walked forward, stopping right in front of his arch rival…

Voldy studied him for a moment before grabbing a ripe red apple off the lemon tree in the graveyard…which technically made no sense at ALL. There went the caps again. Anyway, he placed the apple on the dude's head and backed away, smiling.

"Now stay there."

"Fine…" Potter said, glancing at the apple wearily.

Voldy went over to his Gucci bag and fiddled through the things in there, blabbing all the way. "So this is a trick I learned from watching TV- you know…that magical muggle box. Anyway, I found the trick, and made a spell for it." Voldy pulled out a bow… and an arrow… "The idea is that the arrow goes through the apple…but I enchanted the arrow to fly to whoever has the apple on their head and for the arrow to pierce their heart."

"Oh… SO that's why I have the apple on my head?" Harry asked.

"MHmmm.. Now just stay still," Voldy mumbled as he laced the arrow into the bow. Then, he pulled back and let go, watching the arrow fly toward the apple… the apple that was flying over the lemon tree… WHAT? Lemon tree?

Harry laughed. "Dude…" Harry started before pausing to think for a second. "Sorry I mean, Snake/Weenie, do you really think I'd let my heart get pierced? I'm not stupid… I know how to throw the apple. Oh and you should go with actually trapping me before telling me your plan… otherwise I know how to foil it."

"OK,l I'll keep that in mind Harry. Have fun! Enjoy the next day of your life! I'll send you an owl when I get a new idea… Enjoy Ginny."

"And you enjoy Mr. Malfoy," Harry said before apparating with a pop (instead of 'pop'ing).

Voldy was left throwing up the apple he had ate from the lemon tree earlier… The idea of Lucius was too sickening to imagine.

A/N: -big grin- Hey

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