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Disclaimer: I don't actually own Love Hina. If I did…well then, the anime wouldn't have ended the way it did now would it?

Sidenote: This is my first fanfic. You know what that means? It means that you guys get freshblood to feed on. Read and Review, tell me what I did wrong. Hell, gimme a flame or two. I wanna know how awesome it feels. So enough chitchat. Let's get down to the stuff. Enjoy the story. I dreamed this one up last night.

Legend: WORDS equals thoughts.

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It was another typical day at the Hinata Sou. Keitaro and Co. were eating their breakfast peacefully, enjoying the morning and wondering about what the day would bring. While they looked outside and planned a picnic, Keitaro stole away silently, and went on up ro his room. He sat down, and concentrated on a bug that was on his futon.

"Damn bugs. When you kill 'em, they always make a mess," uttered Keitaro rather roughly. He then smacked the bug off his bed and stomped on it to ensure that it had indeed been killed. He moved onto his futon, and lay down to rest…and think. About what had happened right before breakfast.

*Flash back*

"WHAT do you think you're DOING PERVERT!!!!!" Yelled Naru once again.

"NO NARU! I DIDN'T MEAN TO LOOK I SWEAR!" Keitaro retaliated. Once again, he found himself in a most unfavorable situation.

"Yeah right, as if you just happened to walk in here while I was dressing! Stop making excuses you lying pervert!!!" And with that Naru delivered her infamous Naru-punch, and Keitaro was sent into L.E.O.

Why does she always have to send me flying? thought our poor yet favorite ronin as he flew straight smack-dab into a tree. "OWW…I dink my dose is broken…" Come on invicibility! Activate! And sure enough, it did. In less than a minute Keitaro's nose was fixed, and no one could tell it had ever been broken. Keitaro started walking on his journey back to the Hinata Sou, taking his time. He wasn't really too much in a hurry to seee anyone at the moment, especially Naru.

*End Flashback*

Why does she always have to beat me up, or send my flying to low earth orbit? I don't really do those things on purpose. Why can't she trust me enough to believe that I would never take advantage of her? Does she really think that little of me? To think that I would try to rape her? These thoughts ran through Keitaro's head at bullet speed. And Keitaro, tired of Naru always hitting him, decided to avoid her for the time being. Apologizing never seemed to work on Naru anyways, since she would always find a reason to hit him.

Keitaro breathed out a long heavy, drawn out sigh. He decided to give up on being with Naru for the time being. It would be better for his sake, seeing as how he wouldn't be sent on a one way trip to GOD KNOWS where. (A/N: God Knows is in capitols cuz' it's a song.) Eventually, they would make up and be friends again, right? Of course they would. It would all be better if they just let some time pass without them being near each other.

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Later on, the whole gang minus a certain ronin went on a picnic.

"It sure was nice of Keitaro to let us go ahead without him," thought Motoko aloud.

"Ah suspect it's cuz' he's gonna fix some stuff up in the Hinata, and he wants us outta the way," said Kitsune. They walked up a hill without saying a word.

"Why would he need us out of the way?" asked Shinobu, breaking the silence.

"I dunno, maybe cuz' he gets distracted easily? We all know how easily Keitaros gets distracted. 'Specially if there's a hot chick in the same room as him," said the Fox Kitsune, with a distant smile, as though remembering a specific time where she had used her "woman wiles" on him and gotten him to do what she wanted.

"You're right. It's best if he does his work without any distractions," said Naru, although she was blushing slightly at the look on Kitsune's face.

End of Chapter One

Author's Note: Read and Review. I think that you would consider this a short chapter, but…it's just the beginning. I will update as soon as I can, and seeing as how I have no life, you can expect that to be pretty soon. Anyway, pretty good for my first try, or pretty sucky? Review and thank you. Expect an update soon.