Kradam 4Life-Kradam at the Boardwalk

Yay! Finally I decided to update:) Also, if you're reading, I would love if you would leave a review. I just feel like no one's reading my stuff lately…Anyway, hope you like it. Some of it is based on real experiences, so…

And the Kris being kinda gay and straight at different points is done on purpose. Consider him confused.

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Kris- Adam, did we REALLY have to come here?

Adam- Why wouldn't you want to go to the boardwalk?

Kris- Um…maybe because there's, I don't know, NOTHING TO DO FOR ANYONE OF THE AGE OF 10!

Adam- Oh Kris, there's an amusement park, those water gun games where you try to win the…OMG! GIANT TEDDY BEARS!!!!! I WANT ONE!!!!!

Kris- Um, Adam…to get one, you need $2 and maybe, I don't know, talent when it comes to water gun games…

Adam- Kris, you know what I love about you?

Kris- *sigh* What now?

Adam- Right now, NOTHING! Well, except for your face…your smile…your-

Lila- Well, I guess SOMEONE has to love him…

Kris- Lila, what are you doing here?

Lila- I'm on a date…You know Kris, people actually ignore you and enjoy the boardwalk…not neccisarily, like THAT but…*gestures to Adam, jumping up and down for a stuffed animal he just won*

Kris- …you actually got a date!

Danny- Yeah…why would that surprise you? She's a nice person and-

Kris- Nice? *bursts into random, uncontrollable laughter*

Adam- Kris? Are you okay?

Kris- *Continues laughing*

Danny- Uh…

Lila- Um…

Danny- Well be going now…Bye Kradam...

(Danny and Lila leave Adam and Kris quickly)

Adam- Kris? Kris?

Kris- WHAT?!?

Adam- Sorry! You need…ICE CREAM!!!!

Kris- …Adam…

Adam- Hm…I have…Kris! You pick!

Kris- Nothing.

Adam- YOU don't like ICE CREAM?!? That's freakin' impossible…

Kris- No Adam I just don't want it right now…

Adam- Okay…I'll take one…large vanilla cone and one…hm…I'll get a chocolate one in case he changes his mind…

Vendor- Uh, we don't have any large cones left…

Adam- What's the next biggerest?

Vendor- Uh, all we have left are kiddie cones…

Adam- I'll take 20.

Vendor- Uh…we actually only have one…Oh…I found a small one…DO you want a double one?

Adam- Uh…I don't know what you're talking about, but I want ice cream!

Vendor- Oh…I couldn't figure that out…

Adam- I WANT-

Vendor- Alright already! Look, I'll give you this double cone for free if you leave.

Adam- Okay, but I only have $20…

Vendor- I might stave, but okay…

Kris- Adam, I TOLD you not to get my any ice cream…

Adam- Just try it!

Kris- No.

Adam- Please?!

Kris- No.

Adam- Pretty please?!

Kris- No.

Adam- Pretty pretty pretty PRETTY please with that cherry on top? Pretty?

Kris- Just like that vendor said. I'll do what you want if you'd SHUT UP!
Adam- Have sex with me?

Kris- …EXCEPT for that…

Adam- Fine…it was worth a try…especially seeing you blush…like right now, my little tomato face?

Allison- What did you call me Lambert?!?

Adam- No, I was caling Kris Tomato FACE. You're Tomato HEAD. There's a difference.

Allison- You're dead Lambert.

Adam- NOOOO!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! ESPECIALLY NOT BEFORE I CAN DO IT WITH MY SOULMATE!!!!!!

Kris- Adam…*sigh* Alli, I'll take care of him for now…you can kill him later…

Allison- Okay! Bye Kradam!

Kris- Great…Alli too…

Adam- Kris, just ONE lick?

Kris- As long as it's JUST the ice cream cone…

Adam- …fine…

*Kris licks the ice cream cone, only to have Adam move it away and replace it with his lips*

Kris- ADAM LAMBERT I WOULD FUCKING KILL YOU IF I DIDN'T LIKE IT THAT MUCH-What am I saying…

Adam- So do you want to-

Kris- No

Adam- I'd say fuck you, but I already offered…

Kris- Lila! Danny! Hiiiii…How was your day…

Lila- Fine until you showed up…

Danny- What did Adam do now?

Kris- …um…

Lila- I don't think we want to know.

Kris- No you don't, but don't leave me with…

Adam- KKKKKKRRRIIISSSSSS?!?!? Where are you?!?

Kris- That…

Lila- He's just looking for his boyfriend…

Adam- I WANT MY KRISSY!!!!!!!! KKRRRRRRRIIIII-

Kris- Okay, just SHUT UP!

Danny- …we have to go…

Lila- Ya…bye Kradam…

Kris- NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!! TAKE ME WITH YOU DALILA*!!!

Adam- Well, now that we're alone…

Kris- Adam, we're still on the boardwalk…

Adam- …so…?

Kris- …I'm leaving…

Adam- But Kris! We never-

Kris- Whatever…

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