The Joker was sitting in a cell at Archam Asylum, again… "How am I supposed to get to Batsy, if I'm in here?!" The Joker all out shouted and, of course, no one answered. "The Batman is just too cute, I must have him!"

The Joker started mumbling to himself, trying to figure out a way to get back to his beautiful Bat. "Hey, you, you have a visitor!" The Joker lifted his head and looked at the "Flunky" that had dared interrupt his tantrum. "Do you mind, I am plotting on a way to get out of here!"

The Joker went back to his mumbling, only this time with much more infliction. The "Flunky" just shook his head and allowed the visitor into the cell. "Careful dude, that clown has issues."

"He wouldn't be here if he didn't."

"Yeah, that's true."

The Joker abruptly stopped his complaining at the sound of the visitor's voice. It sounded so familiar… He looked up to see the owner of the voice and gasped. There, stood his Batman!

Except, he wasn't wearing his costume. But he could tell, yes, this man before him had to be his lovely Bat! He started to giggle in his excitement and started to roll around on the floor.

"Ok, I'm out here, to much exposure with this guy can't be good for your health." The intern said leaving Bruce Wayne with the pale-faced man.

"Hello Joker, I'm Bruce Wayne." The younger man said pleasantly to the man on the floor. The Joker ceased his giggle fit and sat up. He didn't answer; he just stared with a goofy looking grin on his face.

"Um, hey, are you ok?" Bruce asked feeling uncomfortable at being stared at. The Joker suddenly jumped to his feet and got close to the other man. "You're him, you can't fool me!"

"Huh?!" The business man exclaimed, genially having no idea what the clown was talking about as well as feeling flustered about the close vicinity the other man insisted on having.

"You're my Batsy!" The Joker answered, somehow releasing the arms of his straight jacket and hugging the man in front of him. Bruce didn't struggle, but just stood there in the crazy man's grip, a blush forming on his face.

The Joker continued to snuggle into the younger man's chest, making contented sounds. Bruce couldn't help but feel good, being in the other man's arms. To tell you the truth, he always wanted this.

He could remember when he first met the Joker; it had actually been here, at this asylum, now that he thought about it. The clown had been on a rafter, commenting on how the intern looked like his pa. He had grinned a big grin after saying this.

Bruce had loved the man since then, he found the clown funny. Of course, he didn't show this at the time. But now, he had decided that it was pointless to pretend that he was a playboy.

He never really liked the opposite sex, he just pretended to because everyone expected him to, he hated letting people down. The Joker decided then that he had snuggled the other man long enough and let him go, but he didn't step away from him.

"So tell me, Brucie, what brings you here to this filthy and insane place?" Bruce giggled at the clown's way of describing their location. The Joker felt exhilarated at the sound of it. "So I finally made you laugh, huh? You don't know how long I've been trying to do that!"

After he stopped laughing, Bruce confessed, "I've always found your jokes funny." The Joker's jaw literally dropped at this confession. "Then why didn't you laugh before?!" The younger man couldn't help but laugh at the clown's reaction, but he got himself under control. "I'm sorry, it's just that, I wasn't supposed to…"

The Joker looked insulted, how could this beautiful creature be prohibited from the greatest joy in the world, next to other things. *hint* hint* "Why, that's the most dreadful news I've heard!" the clown exclaimed, putting his hands on his cheeks in mock horror.

The businessman couldn't help but start laughing again. "Stop it, you're killing me!" The Joker smiled in adoration towards the laughing man. "I've never laughed that hard before."

"Hey dude, time's up!" Bruce and the Joker looked towards the door. The Joker then realized that his straight jacket was undone and started to fix it. "Sorry, I have to go now, I have a very important meeting…"

"Don't worry about it…" the Joker answered sadly, lifting one of his arms, the sleeve preventing any sight of his hand. Once Bruce got to the door he turned around and looked back at the green haired man.

"I'll come visit you again." He said, smiling.

The Joker returned the smile.

"Have a good day at work, honey!"