A/N: This is a parody of Taylor Swift's song, "You Belong With Me," as sung by the Dark Lord Voldemort...about himself!

I'm on the phone with Bellatrix, she's upset

She's goin' off about something that I said

Coz she doesn't get my humor like I do

I'm in my lair it's a typical Tuesday night

I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like

And she'll never know my story like I do

But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

She's a servant and I am the leader

Dreamin' bout the day when I'll wake up and find

That what I've waited for has been here the whole time

If I could see that I'm the one who understands me

Been here all along so why can't I see

I belong with me...I belong with me

Walking the streets with me and my worn out jeans

Can't help thinkin' this is how it ought to be

Laughing on a park bench thinkin' to myself

Hey isn't this easy

And I've got a smile that could light up this whole town

I haven't seen it in a while since she brought me down

I say I'm fine, I know me better than that

What am I doing with a girl like that?

She wears high heels, I wear sneakers

She's a servant and I am the leader

Dreamin' bout the day when I'll wake up and find

That what I've waited for has been here the whole time

If I could see that I'm the one who understands me

Been here all along so why can't I see

I belong with me

Standin' by me, waiting at my back door

All this time, how could I not know, Voldy

I belong with me

I remember me flying to my house in the middle of the night

I'm the one who makes me laugh when I know I'm bout to cry

I know my favorite songs and I tell me bout my dreams

Think I know where I belong

Think I know it's with me

Can't I see that I'm the one who understands me

Been here all along so why can't I see

I belong with me

Standin' by me, waiting at my back door

All this time, how could I not know, Voldy

I belong with me

I belong with me...I belong with me...

Have I ever thought just maybe

I belong with me...I belong with me