Disclaimer: Me of the owning Inuyasha? Pah. Is not true. I OWN NUZING!

Do Not Leave Your Laptop Unattended

Kagome smirked victoriously as she finally finished her fifty-chapter 200 paged story. She cast a nervous glance at Inuyasha, who lay on the couch a sleep, if he had any idea what exactly it was she was doing on the computer...her chances with him would fly out the window...along with her laptop.

She turned to Miroku and Sango who sat glued to the boob tube. From what she could gather, she could take a little bathroom brake. She got up, hiding her computer screen from view. As she headed to washroom, she cautiously watched the other three in room. She had kept them away from her laptop practically since she bought it. She had her own reasons and they weren't any she felt like sharing.

Inuyasha watched Kagome head into the bathroom from the corner of his eye. He waited until he heard the bathroom door shut. His eyes fell upon the green laptop she usually never let leave her sight. He cast a glance at Miroku and Sango, they didn't seem like they'd be leaving TV world anytime soon. He quietly crawled over to the laptop, eager to see what it is Kagome had been so adamant in hiding from him.

When his eyes fell upon a series of words, he rolled his eyes. A story? She's so ashamed of a story? Inuyasha scrolled up to the first page. Can't be too bad.

Moonlight Kisses

Inuyasha scrolled back down to the bottom in disgust. As he did, his name caught his attention. Why would my name be in here?

-an insert from Moonlight Kisses-

Inuyasha sat bored and waiting. He glanced at his watch several times. He was supposed to be here! Inuyasha scowled and almost got up to leave when a familiar figure approached. His entire face lit up completely. "I have been waiting forever for you. Don't ever keep me waiting ever again!"

"Sorry," Kaori's hand rubbed his neck apologetically, "Something just came up."

"Was that something so important you kept your boyfriend waiting?"

-end of insert-

Inuyasha reread the last line several times, trying to find a logical and heterosexual explanation for it. Boyfriend? DA FUDGE! Inuyasha skimmed the next couple of lines for his explanation.

-another insert from Moonlight Kisses-

Kaori glanced down at his watch. "Sorry, I've got to go."

Inuyasha grabbed hold of Kaori's hand. "Wait."

Kaori turned back to Inuyasha. Emerald met gold.

"Aren't you forgetting something?" Inuyasha smirked.

Kaori leaned in.

-end of insert-

Inuyasha barely managed to stomach the very explicit kiss that followed before he closed the story. That is when he caught sight of the image upon on another program...there are no words for the several levels of gross he thought the was. He was slightly relieved to find her desktop had no trace of this 'Kaori' character. He was however disturbed and embarrassed to find it was a picture he was sure Kagome shouldn't even have.

Inuyasha's opinion of Kagome was drastically being altered every moment he sat in front of her laptop. Just when he decided to got off it before it poisoned his mind, he noticed he had accidentally opened an Internet browser. His eyes nearly popped out of his head at the sight of her homepage. As Inuyasha closed the Internet he made mental note that he never ever wanted to see that much guy on guy ever again.

He was very glad he always forced back the curiosity at the titles of her favourite manga. He was almost positive now that they were the opposite of his cup of tea. Inuyasha shivered.

He tried again to get off her laptop when a folder on her Start menu caught his attention. Games. That couldn't be too bad, could it? That was when the idea of downloadable hentai games reappeared in his mind after accidentally discovering it as a popular search on Miroku's own computer.

Note to self: STOP GOING THROUGH OTHER PEOPLE'S COMPUTERS! BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU DO!

So Inuyasha resolved not to click open her 'Games' folder but as he moved his cursor away from 'Games' he accidentally clicked on 'My Documents'. Inuyasha bit back the urge to look at files like 'My Diary' and the like when he came across a folder called 'T^T'. He really should not click on it. But he was so curious. It was on odd folder name to say the least. But he really shouldn't-

When Inuyasha heard the bathroom door open, he clicked on it. This could be my very last time on this computer. He scanned through file names. Shirtless. Wet. Kya. Smexy. From what he could gather, it was probably more yaoi...Yummy. Wedding. First Date. How I Feel. How I Feel? Inuyasha's eyes hovered on that file until he could hear Kagome's footsteps. He clicked on it.

Kagome sighed, glad she relieved her abdominal pain. She panicked however when Inuyasha wasn't where she left him. Please do not be on my computer! Kagome could hear him scrolling through on her laptop. Please do not be reading my stories. Then a worse thought struck. Please do not have opened an Internet. Then an even worse thought struck her. Please do not have found T^T. Please! Please!

Inuyasha's eyes nearly popped out of his head. That was, by far, the most erotic thing he had ever read. He went back and re-thought the other files. He managed to get as far as 'Smexy' before he heard Kagome's devastated moan.

"Inuyasha!" she jumped for her laptop and tore it away from him, "How...how much have you seen?"

Inuyasha looked at Kagome up and down. How I Feel floating on top of all the other things he had seen on the laptop she hugged so close to her body.

The longer it took Inuyasha to answer the worse Kagome felt. She bit her lip, very worried.

"You're a pervert."

Kagome was afraid he'd say that. What she hadn't figured was Sango and Miroku listening at that point.

"Kagome's not a pervert," Sango snapped defensively.

"You can only say that because you've never looked at her laptop," Inuyasha snapped.

Sango rolled her eyes. "It's not password protected. Just because she's a yaoi fan girl does not make her a pervert. I'll be honest, I sorta like Moonlight Kisses."

Sango trying to help only made Kagome more mortified.

Miroku shrugged, "I liked Sunset Beach better."

"That's because it was only shounen-ai," Sango retorted.

"No, I can totally get past that. I mean, I'm not the one who's featured in it. It's just she sets up more of an atmosphere you know. Things are more natural, I almost forget it's between two guys."

While Sango and Miroku discussed her stories, Kagome felt herself sinking deeper and deeper into mortification.

"Disgusting stories aside," Inuyasha snapped, he turned back to Kagome, "How'd you get that desktop pic?"

Kagome blushed even deeper. "What desktop pic...I've had a lot..."

"The one of me in just a towel," Inuyasha replied.

Sango and Miroku choked.

Kagome's blush seemed to go beyond red into a hyper red. "I have a friend...who does that sorta thing?"

Inuyasha gave her a scrutinizing look.

"Okay! Okay! I'm a pervert is that SO WRONG!" Kagome cried, falling to her knees.

Inuyasha's look didn't give way. "Considering some of your content...yeah actually it is."

"Well...I'm sorry for putting you in my stories," Kagome replied, "Please forgive me!"

At that moment Inuyasha's brain had to pull back out How I Feel, Inuyasha gulped, "Is How I Feel a story?"

Sango and Miroku traded a look. They'd never seen that one. Kagome, however sunk into depression, he had seen her most private folder of all folders. The one where her Inuyasha super fan lives.

"Um...yes?" Kagome managed.

Inuyasha's scrutinizing glare returned. "Yes question mark?"

"What does it matter?" Kagome blurted.

"It's about me and you having sex isn't it?" Inuyasha blurted.

Again, Sango and Miroku choked. And for the umpteenth time in less than an hour, Kagome wanted to die.

"So...you've been using that laptop to write out your innermost desires and keep dirty pictures?" Inuyasha obviously took her silence as a 'yes' to his previous question, "Because you're secretly a perverted yaoi fan girl who's insanely attracted to me?"

Kagome sighed, "To put it mildly, yes."

"Mildly?" Sango and Miroku gulped.

Inuyasha's eyes narrowed, "I didn't even see the half of it, did I?"

Kagome bowed her head. I need better security. And from now on, I must never leave my laptop unattended.

Inspired from a bevy of places...