Pros and Cons

By: M14Mouse

Summary: Cyber Cam has come to this conclusion. Cam needs to get laid. He even made a list. Slight hint of CamxDustin, ShanexHunter, and BlakexTori

Disclaimer: Don't own them.

::hugs Rivulet.:: Happy (slightly) related birthday! I hope you enjoy it.

Cyber Cam had a lot of time to think over this. There is a lot of time for thinking between running system checks and playing Halo 2. He has come to the conclusion that Cam needed to get laid.

He has been really think hard about this too, dude.

He even made a list of pros and cons, dude. He made it with columns and everything!

First pro, Cam would be less grumpy. That would be a good thing, dude. He has lost count on how many times he was talking to the guys and Cam came and scared them off!

Who cares if they were being too loud and having fun, dude? Cam is such a spoil sport, dude.

Which brought him to pro number two…Cam would have to relax.

From the porn he picked up from the internet and those romance novels he sneaked from Tori, he knew sex would be a good thing for Cam. The way Hunter and Shane and Tori and Blake came out of their various rooms after their…activities, dude. They looked relaxed and happy. Oh, dude! That would so pro number three on the list.

A happy Cam would be a good Cam. Although, he might creep everyone out, dude. He did last time when he was happy, dude.

He stared at the con column.

There isn't really any cons, dude.

Maybe, if he got laid too often that he won't work as much.

He snorted.

Dude, turtles would have to tap dance first before that happened.

So, that is how he came to the conclusion that Cam needed get laid.

And he had the prefect person for it, dude.

Dustin.

He didn't just pick a name out of hat either. He had a checklist, dude!

See?!

Well…no one can really see his check list but dude, it is the thought that counted, right?

Dustin is cute and can resist Cam's sarcastic comments. He can get Cam to go to bed at a reasonable hour. Bro knew how to work those puppy dog eyes.

Most of all, Cam like Dustin even if the dude won't say it out loud.

He had proof that Cam got blushy around Dustin too…even if he had keyboard keys marks pressed against his face.

Dude, he should have taken a picture of that!

Cam is really good at hiding the whole blushing thing.

He won't be able to hide for long…since he did lock Cam's door with Dustin with him.

He grinned happily.

If Cam doesn't get laid tonight, at least, he get a good snuggle.

Bro is good at that one too.

End of Pro and Cons

A/N: I had this drabble sitting on my hard drive forever. Although, I did post it on LJ…still. XD Anyway, read and review if you wish.