I'm A Sparkly Vampire

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Summary: Hey Monroe, put me in the sun and I'll sparkle. Really? No, but I thought chicks were into the whole Twilight-vampire thing. CHANNY.

A/N: So, my obsession with SWAC and Twilight took over me last night and I got this idea. So, I thought, why not write it? And I did, so, enjoy!

Chad and I had somehow become friends more than frenemies over the last two years that I had been at "So Random!" so sometimes, we would hang out in each others' dressing rooms.

This time, it was Chad's.

We had just finished watching my entire collection of the True Blood series, which Chad reluctantly sat all the way through, and we were now talking.

"So, did you like it?" I asked Chad.

Sometimes we ran out of things to talk about.

"I wasn't really watching... I don't like Twilight." Chad responded.

My mouth flew open.

"That wasn't Twilight, that was True Blood." I said, hitting him playfully.

"They both had vampires and didn't interest me one bit, so they're the same to me." Chad shrugged.

I threw a pillow at him.

"But that Edward Cullen has nothingon me." Chad smirked, popping his collar.

"Why? Name something you and Edward have in common." I ordered.

"We're both devilishly handsome."

I nodded, Chad was pretty handsome.

"We have too different sides to us."

Chad could be sweet then cocky, and Edward was...

Well, don't ask me, I've never read Twilight!

"And we're in love with someone we shouldn't be." Chad said looking at me intently.

I blushed under his gaze.

"Fine you win, they should have cast you as Edward instead of Robert Pattinson. Now can we move on?" I asked.

"Sure, but I'm better than Robert Pattinson too." Chad said.

"Sure, sure." I smiled smugly.

We just sat there for a few hours looking at each other.

"Hey, Monroe." He said.

I looked up at him.

"Put me in the sun and I'll sparkle."

"Really?" I asked, choking back laughter.

"No, but I thought chicks were into the whole Twilight-vampire thing." Chad shrugged.

"I've never even read Twilight." I said.

"Oh, thank God. If you were one of those chicks-"

"What's wrong with people who read Twilight?" I asked him.

"Well I was afraid you'd pour glitter on me so I'd sparkle." He said.

"One second." I held up a finger and ran to the prop house.

I grabbed what I was here for and went back to Chad's dressing room.

I dumped the silver glitter all over his head.

He closed his eyes and started laughing.

I emptied the whole bottle and sat beside him.

"Argh! I'm a sparkly vampire!" Chad said, holding his arms up.

"Wait, that's good for a sketch. A Twilight spoof!" I said, grabbing the notepad on the desk and writing the idea down.

"A Twilight spoof? That's so cliche! I thought you were more creative than that, Monroe." Chad said.

"Yeah well, if we can find someone as good as you to play Edward then-" I started sarcastically but I felt Chad's lips on mine.

When we pulled apart I wiped my mouth off.

"Talk about cliche. You're supposed to wait for the girl to finish her sentence before you kiss her." I said, shaking my finger, but inside my heart was jumping.

"Well, what if I never got the chance again?" He asked with a smirk, standing up.

I walked up to him and grabbed his tie, pulling him forward.

"Oh, I'd give you the chance." I whispered in his ear and he shivered.

I looked into his eyes for a while and leaned up to kiss him.

This was far better than the first.

I felt my heart start racing and my palms get really sweaty then I felt butter flies in my stomach.

Basically, sparks flew.

We pulled apart.

"You're right, Edward Cullen has absolutely nothing on you."

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A/N: I'm not too fond of this one, or the end, but you tell me what you think.

Hit or miss?

Should I make it a two shot?

-Ema Lee Lilac