Summery: What happens when the flock checks into a hotel? What would they do in the elevator's? Read to find out! First FanFic FAX!

Me: omg first fanfic! This is gonna be fuuunnnn! Ok Max take it away!

Max: Take it away with what?

Me: oh you know…..the disclaimer that says I have no talent as a writer…and so on

Max: oh haha! Now I remember! This person has no talent…and doesn't own Maximum Ride..because JP does!!

Me: thanks…I feel special…..well on with the story!! *you may begin clapping*

Chapter Uno! Flying Above~

Max POV

Man, I just love flying. How your above everyone else. So far me and the flock are safe and happy…..well so far. Fang was flying next to me….all dark and handsome…..yes I did say handsome because we're kinda going out now! (so all the girls out there that love Fang…now you know he's with me!!) Iggy and Gazzy were talking quietly to each other…..which probably should get me worried. Nudge was talking nonstop to Angel…who had a sad and bored expression on her face, and Total was in her backpack.

I flew over to Angel.

"What's wrong Ange?" I asked her.

"I don't know what's wrong with her" said Nudge "I've been asking and asking but she wont tell me and then I started talking about cut outfits and different places….Oh Max where are we going..are we there yet and-"

"NUDGE!" I interrupted. Nudge shut her mouth with an embarrassed look on her face. "Ok Angel what's up?"

"It's nothing…..but are we sleeping in another random forest again?" Angel asked.

"Well I guess….why you ask?"

"It's just…. I would really like to sleep in a warm bed and food in the kitchen."

"Yeah…cant we just go to a hotel?" Total mumbled from Angel's backpack.

"I don't kn-"

"Did I hear someone say hotel?!" Iggy interrupted.

"Please please please Max!" Nudge begged "Just for a couple of nights?!" Nudge and Angel gave me bambi eyes……oh crap

"Ask Fang!!" I said.

"Fang can we pleaseeee can we stay at a hotel?!?!?" Gazzy begged.

"Be strong Fang! don't give into their pleading!!" I thought.

"Fang isn't to strong against the bambi eyes Max" Angel said in my head.

Fang just shrugged…...GOD! that's all he does!

"Thanks for helping Fang!" I whispered in his ear. Fang grinned at me.

"Wait is that a yes to the hotel?" Iggy said.

"I guess…..me and Fang will go ahead to look for a hotel…while we're gone Iggy is in charge!" I said in my best leader voice.

Ok I have nothing against hotel's…but every time we're there something always happens…and not good stuff. Fang and I flew faster leaving the others behind. Please don't let me regret going to a hotel!

Angel's POV

OMG I cant believe they actually fell for that story. Max doesn't know the real motive behind going to a hotel.

"Angel I cant believe we're staying at a hotel!!" Nudge said "Now we get to do all that stuff u found on the internet about doing weird stuff in elevator's and-"

"Shhhhhhh!" I interrupted.

"What about weird stuff…..Angel, Nudge?" Iggy said.

Should we tell them Nudge? I said in her mind.

I guess….they might be able to make this funnier!

"Ok here's the deal" I said in my stern voice " I looked on the internet and found a website that tells you stuff to do in a elevator when your bored….and I thought this could be fun."

"Let's do it!" Gazzy said "We might as well….what's the point in staying in a hotel if you have nothing fun to do?!"

"Gazzer my man, you have a very good point. Count me in!" Iggy said.

"Nudge you in"

"Duh I'm in! of course I'm in!"

"Alright operation "this could go badly" is a go! BUT….we cant tell Max or Fang"

"Why?" asked Nudge.

"Because… they wouldn't let us do this" I sighed " I thought it was obvious. OK lets start planning!"

This was going to be fun….everyone had an evil grin on their face. I kinda feel sorry for whatever hotel Max and Fang picked out. Now all we need is a plan….

*GASP* what on earth will happen!! Will the flock drive Max and Fang to the brink of insanity?! READ AND REVIEW PEOPLE!!! You know you want tooooo!