WARNING:

This story is really weird and we find out that Chad is more random then we think.

~Juliet

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Dedicated to:

SpongeBob! ......because I loved that 'What Not To Do At A Stoplight' episode when I was younger. And I still do love it. :)

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Disclaimer: Don't own stoplights or myspace. Who would want to anyways??!!

Chad just got home from a long day of work. He kept on messing up his lines. And Chad NEVER messes up lines. Which makes the day even worse. But then he got home, his day got even more horrible.

"CHAD! HOW DID YOU GET 26 TICKETS FOR RUNNING A RED LIGHT!!!!??", Chad's mother screamed right when Chad opened the door of his house.

"I was too busy the notice.", he said. Him and his mother both knew that was a bad excuse.

"Oh really?", she said.

"Uh........."

"Until you find all the reasons why you ran 26 lights, you are grounded. No acting for a month."His mother said. Then she left the room.

Chad ran his bedroom, got out a piece of paper, and a pencil. And tried to remember how and why he ran those 26 stoplights.

OR at least make up some reasons..........

1. I was checking myspace.

2. The guy next to me was eating his toenails.

3. The birds were teasing me.

4. I adopted a goat.

5. I beat up the guy that was eating his toenails.

6. I called 911 because the guy the ate his toenails got beaten up

7. I called the police officer a 'Fubo'.

8. The police officer called me a 'No-Talent-Actor'

9. I threw a shoe at the police officer.

10. I yelled 'Chad Dylan Cooper is the best actor ever!'

11. People honked a me.

12. I stole someone license plate because it said 'SoRandmRuz'

13. I moved on red and stopped on green. Because the color red is sooo yesterday.

14. A girl was listening to 'Hannah Montana' music, so I threw her off a bridge.

15. I was randomly calling Sonny.

16. I was looking in the mirror and I saw a pimple.

17. My car moved itself.

18. I was typing a report.

19. I was playing 'Tag' with the car in front of me.

20. The guy I was playing 'Tag' with said I was going to pay for hurting his 'Baby Buggie'.

21. I was laughing at the guy and his 'Baby Buggie'

22. I was missing the '17 Again' premiere.

23. I was spying on Sonny and her date.

24. Sonny saw me and started flicking me.

25. I was reading my script.

26. And just because I wanted too!

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Mom's going to have to believe this.

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"Your still grounded.", Chad's mother said.

"But you said I was grounded UNTIL I found the reasons why I ran the 26 lights."

"Yes I did. But Coopers' don't adopt goats!"

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Well this stinks...........

I can't act for a month.......

UGH!...........

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What I'm I going to tell Baab?!!

If you really want me to, I will make this into a multiple chapter story.

Each chapter for each of the reasons for Chad running a red light.

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REVIEW or you will be adopted by goat!