Title: No Good('s) Kitten
Rating: K+
Pairing: Crack!27X

Collab account: The Awesome Cool PeopleTM
Written by: Sazerac
Edited/checking/characterization/everything else: Crimson Cupcake

Note: Please do not take this seriously.

Sawada Tsunayoshi simply stared at what was in front of him, exasperated yet slightly irritated at the same time. Somehow, Xanxus had gotten pissed off at a vase that hadn't done anything except 'looked at him funny'. Allegedly, anyway.

"Xanxus…" he called, inward panic seeping into his voice, giving it a hysterical tone. It was his mother's favourite vase, and he'd be in big trouble if it was smashed.

He nearly melted at the irritable look his familiar gave him. It was so cute, in a kitten-like way.

"…what?" The tone was dry, but that was to be expected.

Tsuna hesitated.

"If you…" He took a deep breath to still himself, and it was only with extreme pain that he managed to speak once more. "If you don't stop hurting the vase…I…I'll never see you again!"

He saw Xanxus freeze. The kitten made a noise that could've been mistaken for a sharp intake of breath, and placed the vase down slowly to make sure no further damage was caused.

And with that, he knew he had finally done it. He had finally spoken the five words that were on the very top of the Most-Evil-Stuff-That-Evil-Bastards-Do list, the very list he swore never to touch. Honestly, he didn't know what possessed him.

But it was true in a roundabout way, and that's what he hated about himself. After all, he would have been grounded for all eternity, and thus never able to see his kitten again.

Thank goodness it didn't break – after all, he had forgotten the location of the two dollar shop she bought it from in the first place.

Whoot! Something down on this account, finally!

Just...uhh...yeah. This jumped, and I (Sazerac) wrote.

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