Bella's still human in this.

Bpov

This year I was spending spring break with the Cullens' while Charlie's gone to some sort-of police convention. Even after a couple hours around the house everyone was bored.

"Being immortal sucks!" Emmett announced walking into the living room, and sitting down onto the couch next to me. (On the opposite side of Edward).

"Why's that?" Carlisle asked walking into the room with Esme next to him, their hands entwined.

"There's nothing to do!" He replied looking completely and insanely bored. "What about that list we found the other day?" Jasper asked entering the room, with Alice and Rosalie following behind them.

"Oh Yeah! I almost forgot about that!" Emmett said hopping up to go find the list and was back in a second carrying about 8 sheets of paper.

"Emmett wants to know who should do what." Edward announced to the room lifting me up into his lap so he could wrap his arms around my waist. He kissed my hair over and over again and I turned to face him so he could kiss me lightly on the lips.

"I love you." He whispered to my lips, chuckling, as he lightly pecked my lips again.

I heard mummers in the background, but couldn't hear anything over the ringing in my ears. "So it's settled we'll have someone close their eyes and say the numbers and who'll do it. Then we'll head out to Walmart!" Alice announced giving everyone a bright smile.

"I'll do it." Carlisle volunteered and he dropped Esme's hand and went with Emmett and Alice to pick who did what blindly.

"Oh god..." Edward muttered a couple seconds later. I gave him a questioning look. "We're going to have to do alotta crap." Edward announced kissing my forehead.

"How bad?" I asked. "Emmett has the worst." Edward told me. I laughed and he laughed along with me.

Everyone was passed a list of which one's they're doing, I glanced down at mine and my first one said.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the (Bella)
spray air fresheners.

I showed Edward mine and he laughed pointing out one of his or should I say ours.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. (Bella and Edward)

"This should be fun." Edward whispered into my ear and I nodded in agreement.

30 minutes later Walmart

I felt like an idiot dressed up in this. Emmett and Jasper convinced us to "Disguise ourselves", by that they meant we all dress up in idiotic clothes we'd never wear.

Carlisle was dressed up like a biker, Esme was in camoflauge, Alice was wearing worn-out clothes. Rose decided to pretty much put on guy clothes. Jasper was in a black wig with a matching mustache and dressed in Emmett's clothes.

Emmett dressed up as Jasper, and Edward was also wearing a black wig, plain gray AE sweats and a matching sweatshirt.

I was wearing something that I would never wear honestly, quite frankly it was an Alice outfit. Blue Sleeveless dress that went right above my knees that had slight ruffles here and there with a pair of stilettos.

"Hey beautiful, come on." Edward whispered in my ear staring down at my dress, his topaz eyes sparkling like diamonds in the sun, like his skin.

He held out his hand and I took it and we walked inside walmart with everyone else all of holding our list in one hand and our significant others hand in theirs.

"EMMETT I'LL KILL YOU!" Edward roared as we walked through the doors of Walmart.

What did he think?!

"Sorry, I couldn't resist." Emmett replied chuckling as we entered the store. I gave Edward a 'What did Emmett do this time' look. "He was imagining us doing something Charlie would shoot me for." Edward whispered looking pissed off, I caressed his face to calm him down.

That seemed to do the trick.

"Okay I guess we'll all need to split up. Turn on the phones." Alice announced as we entered the main entrance. We all nodded pulling out our phones and saying goodbye to our loves before going off to travel the store alone or with someone of the same gender.

"Hey Bells! Do you wanna travel together?" Alice asked me and I nodded. "YAYS!" Alice piped and we walked off to start our first things.

"I have to take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations." Alice told me reading off her first one.

"I have to contaminate the auto depatment by sampling air-fresheners." I summed up pulling out my handy list and reading down my list.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the (Bella)
spray air fresheners.

12. Play with the automatic doors. (Bella and Emmett)

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about (Bella)
five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the
department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store (Everyone)
as your playing field.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll (Bella, Edward, and Emmett)
only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, (Bella)
"Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. (Bella and Edward)

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the (Bella and Rose
mannequins.

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse (Bella and Carlisle)
through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare
them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of (Bella)
super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean
in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front
of your nose and saying "Oh god, your over powering the
perfume!!"

79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind
customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your (Bella and Alice)
friend.

85. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms (Bella)
and legs around like your having some kind of massive
seizure.

95. Light a match under a spinkler. (Bella)

99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone. (Bella)

"Let's start this!" Alice chimed I grabbed a couple of buggies and Alice walked next to me with about 10. I put a basket in one of my buggies, 'For the air fresheners', I explained and she just nodded.

"I'm going to start mine, I'll meet you in the auto department when I'm done." Alice said and she handed me my tiny basket and took my buggies I nodded and started off towards the air fresheners.

The real action will begin soon!