I'm rhyming, aren't I?

A/N: All right, all right. I had to throw this in there. Sigh. I just don't know when to quit, do I? Oh well. Let's consider this an epilogue.
Disclaimer: Do I own Sonny with a Chance? Nope. Not in that scene, not in a dream, not in a car, not near, not far…

Sonny was furious at stupid Selena Gomez. Selena "Relationship Wizard" Gomez. Selena "Reading Between the Lines When There's Nothing to Read There" Gomez. Selena "I Like to Meddle in Other People's Business Even Though There's Nothing at All Worth Meddling in Because Nothing's Going on Between Sonny and Chad" Gomez.

"I can't believe you kissed Chad!" she hissed in angry disbelief, marching over to Selena, who was sitting in a makeup chair. "Where in the script does it say that 'Sonny kisses Chad'?"

Selena was getting frustrated at how unbelievably blind this girl was to her own emotions. She looked at Sonny through the reflection in the mirror. "It's not in the script. I told you. I want to play your character honestly." She spun the chair to face Sonny.

Sonny laughed disdainfully. "Okay, and you honestly think that I would kiss him."

Selena laughed in an imitation of Sonny. "Yes, I do."

Sonny's mocking smile faded, upset at how unbelievably annoying Selena was being. "Uh, well, I would never kiss him."

Selena stood, crossing her arms. "In that scene."

"No!" Sonny yelled in frustration. "Not anywhere! Not in that scene, not in a dream, not in a car, not near, not far, not on a train, not in the rain, not with a fox, not in a box, not in the news, not over shoes, not here, not there, not anywhere." She stopped to think about what she'd been saying. "I'm rhyming, aren't I? See…I do that…when I don't want to kiss somebody."

In irritation, Selena huffed, threw up her hands, and stalked away.

Sonny watched her walk away, and then smiled when she felt a certain someone's hands on her waist. "Really, Sonny? Really?" Chad asked, smirking at her.

Sonny turned to face him and started playing with the lapels of his blazer. "Well…" she amended secretively, putting on a Thinking Face.

She pulled Chad into a kiss.

"…Maybe not."