Another drabble! I got the idea after visting tesco...

Shopping Extreme

"Okay, that is the plan. Now we just need a safety word! Any suggestions!?"

Clora paced up and down the line of people; Cooro, Husky, Nana, Senri, Rose, Pinion, Igneous, Marca and Fly.

"...Pluralism?" said Senri.

"Okay! The safety word is 'Pluralism'! Any questions?" Clora yelled in her best military voice.

"Why do we need a safety word?" asked Nana.

"Why are we here?" asked Marca, Igneous and Fly.

"We need a safety word because some of us might not make it out alive. You guys are here because we prefer it if you don't make it out alive."

"I thought I was already dead!" exclaimed Fly.

"Nope, it turns out a mother mongoose found you and raised you as her own..."

"I have a question!" squealed Cooro, "What's a mongoose?"

"Umm... A ferret-thing. NEXT QUESTION!?"

"Why are we doing this?" said Husky "and why am I Cooro's supervisor?"

"We are doing this because we need food and you're Cooro's supervisor to make sure Cooro doesn't eat all the food!"

"Since when did I eat all the food!?"

"When we were having a gourmet meal of fried chicken, I believe you, Cooro, ate all of it!"

Everyone glared at Cooro.

"Why a I here? And why is Pinion here?" growled Rose, "Don't you hate me?"

"I hate no-one!" yelled Clora "But, yes Rose, I do hate you. We brought Pinion along just in-case we have to trade him for cheese."

"Where's second base again?"

"Behind the flying llama stand."

"Why do we need flying llamas?"

"In-case Husky has a little accident again--"

"HEY! You said you won't tell anyone!"

"What was the accident!?"

"So I'm getting the honey?"

"What does 'pluralism' mean?"

"What if the tea-cups explode?"

"How do we communicate?"

"What if we lose each other?"

"What happens if one of use dies?"

"How do you make gold?"

"Where's the worst place to fart?"

"What's the most common name for a fish?"

"Who wants to see my 'secret freckle'?"

Everyone stopped and looked at Fly.

"Don't worry," murmured Igneous "He's special..."

"Okay, so if everyone ready!?"

"YEAH!"

"Then... CHARGE!!"

A few hours later...

"A BADGER, A BADGER! My kingdom for a badger!" yelled Igneous.

A fully trained badger ran up to Igneous and dragged away the dead corpse of Fly.

"PLURALISM!!! PLURALISM!!" Screamed Rose but it was too late. The yogurt had already gone off.

Husky saw Cooro reach for the grapes.

"Cooro! NOOO!" Husky leaped on Cooro, knocking the grapes out of his hands before they exploded into jelly-beans. "Grape's weren't on the list!"

Meanwhile, Clora was tending to the injured body of Senri.

"We need... The antidote..." she said to Marca.

"We don't have an antidote."

"Just get the vodka bottle then! Tch!"

A few more hours later...

"Well done, men and women. We managed to do the weekly shopping!"

Everyone cheered.

"But unfortunately we lost someone out there... We lost Fly..."

Everyone cheered.

"And now, Mother Mongoose would just like to say a few words about her adopted son."

A mongoose walked up onto a stage.

"My son was a very special man" she wept "But no-one ever saw the 'secret freckle'..."

Cooro then grabbed the mongoose and put it in a cooking pot.

Everyone cheered.

"Oh, god..." muttered Husky "We forgot the flying llamas!!!!"

"NOO!!!" screamed Nana "It'll be like singing the Harry Potter song all over again!!"

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