A/N: Yo. I'm Ciel In A Dress. But you can call me Nichola. This is my first fanfiction and also, my first yaoi!!!!! When I showed my friends they said something along the lines of, "Nichola wrote this?!?!? NICHOLA?!?!?? She always acts so innocent! How?!?" I name the chapters according to the interupter, but of course the interuptees are Sasuke (my true love) and Naruto. It's got Yaoi. Not yet though...

Too Many Interruptions
Chapter 1: Kakashi

"Sh—Shut up, Naruto!" stammered Sasuke, trying to concentrate. But it was much easier said than done for Naruto to stay quiet; he was enjoying this too much. Every time his burning skin made contact with Sasuke's, he couldn't help but moan and sigh, wishing for more.

When Sasuke, blinded by lust, had pushed his knee up between Naruto's legs, the sigh/moan was significantly louder, which was the source of their current, almost wordless argument. The heat in the room was suffocating them both so much that they were finding it hard to think past the other's body pressed tightly against them. Sasuke was quite a bit smarter than Naruto so he tried again to get out from underneath him and off the couch, knowing that once they were away from each other, the need to touch every inch of him would vanish and he would be able to think again. He would then remind Naruto why silence was so important. "Get off me, Naruto!" Sasuke muttered, not quite as forcefully as he would have liked.

Naruto, needless to say, didn't like this idea, and spoke to Sasuke seductively, "Let's just keep going, Sexsuke." Sasuke, being the angry bastard that he is, ignored this (and his strange new nickname) and took his hands from around Naruto's waist and put them on his chest, ready to push him off. However, as soon as his hands felt Naruto's well-toned muscles under his shirt, he was reminded of the nine-tailed fox's strength and gave up fighting—partly because it was pointless and partly because he didn't really want to win. He ripped off Naruto's shirt to be closer to him. A strange thought occurred to him: the skin was in the way.

By then, they were both panting loudly and Naruto was pushing his hips down onto Sasuke, silently begging for release. Naruto smiled in his victory and licked Sasuke's neck, knowing from experience what stimulated him most. Sasuke growled in anticipation and ran his hands up and down Naruto's bare chest, pinching his nipples and slowly getting closer to the zipper just above the slight bulge he so desperately wanted in his mouth. Then he felt it, the exquisite pain that washed through his body like a tsunami of fire. Any sound he might have made vanished in the haze surrounding his senses. Naruto had bitten down hard on Sasuke's curse mark, the source of his power and, strangely enough, his arousal.

Instead of pausing to enjoy this fantastic feeling, he violently moved his hands to Naruto's zipper and was in the act of pulling it down when…

"What the hell are you two doing?!"

Naruto and Sasuke realised that if anyone saw them then—Sasuke's leg between Naruto's, his hands practically down Naruto's pants and Naruto kissing him feverishly—their secret would be out!

Sasuke's instincts took over and he quickly moved his knee and hands so that their positions were PG-rated.

Kakashi stepped out of the shadows, a look of shock on what they could see of his face. The sexual atmosphere dissipated quickly. "You were both three hours late for training," he explained. "So I came here to look for you and what do I find?"

Sasuke gulped; Naruto was frozen in place.

"I find the two of you lying on a couch—"

Sasuke shut his eyes. He could feel Naruto's heart beating faster. They both knew what was coming next.

"—fighting!"

Sasuke opened his mouth to blurt out a poorly planned explanation but then he realised what Kakashi had said.

"Fighting?" asked Naruto, proving his inability to think ahead.

Sasuke felt relief shine through him. Kakashi-sensei had said 'fighting,' not 'almost having sex with your best friend and rival.'

Naruto started to speak, "We weren't—"

Sasuke saw a disaster coming and took control of the situation and spoke loudly over Naruto, "Baka! You put a hole in my couch!" He moved his hand away from the hole he'd just created and pushed Naruto onto the floor, making a mental note to explain his actions later and warn Naruto against making stupid comments in future. He proceeded to punch Naruto a few times before Kakashi dragged them apart. Naruto just looked dumbstruck but at least he wasn't explaining the truth to their teacher.

"Now come on, you two!" Kakashi said angrily. "Sakura's probably worried."

Interruption 1: survived.
Will they be so lucky next time?

A/N: So? Did you like it? Please?? Any advice is welcome. Please review... And my brilliant Beta Reader is: PHYLLIS!!!

BR/N: Um, hi? I'm Phyllis (pen name: Firisu), and Nichola, my best friend in real life, was beta reader for one of my stories so now I'm beta reading hers. By the way, we've just stayed up for the past 27 hours, so please forgive any... miscalculations. Well, we're trying to make the word count exactly 1000 words so I'll just keep talking about nothing. Okay, now it's 1000 words.