While Filming:
Fullmetal Alchemist
Episode One: Attack of the fangirls / welcome to showbiz, Edward!
Director: hello, cast! My name is Yasuhiro Irie and I am the director of the new up and coming anime series Fullmetal Alchemist. (Holds up hands for applause, but nobody claps)
Alphonse: *cough*
Director: um…anyway, today we start filming episode one. I hope you all memorized your lines!
Edward: (raises hand) wait…we have to memorize stuff?! I thought that I just had to blow stuff up with my alchemy! And besides…this is the anime based on what really happened. I shouldn't have to memorize what I said; I mean…I said it!
Director: um…even if that did make sense, I don't care. This is MY anime, after all!
Edward: but-
Director: no buts! Now Q YOUNG ED AND AL!
(Younger versions of Edward and Alphonse enter set)
Young Ed: Sup guys!
Young Al: Um…like omg!
Edward: um…who the hell are they supposed to be?
Director: well, seeing as you guys are, like, teenagers, we had to hire other people to act as your younger selves.
Edward: yea, but they don't even look like us! Since when have I had brown hair?! Right Al? Al? Hello? (Al doesn't answer) um...you okay?
Alphonse: young al is…is…A GIRL! Why is my younger self a girl?!
Director: well…to be honest, you did have a pretty high pitched voice back then, and, well…let's face it. No boy on earth could play you. So we hired this girl!
Young Al: don't worry; I'd never ever mess up! Especially when I get to work with the fabulous and talented Edward Elric! Eeep!
Edward: oh great! She's a FANGIRL!
Director: oh, who cares? PLACES!
Dude: marker. Scene one, take one!
Young Ed: that otta do it. You ready?
Young Al: I'm always ready when I'm with YOU, Edward Elric! Tee hee!
Director: CUT! You have to say what's written in the script! And try to sound more like a guy, but make your voice more high pitched. Aaaaaaaaaaaand…ACTION!
Dude: marker. Scene one, take two.
Young Ed: that otta do it. You ready? (Young Al sits their drooling and staring at young Ed) um…can I help you with something?
Young Al: can I kiss you? (Edward punches her) OW!
Director: CUT! Edward…! You aren't even in this scene. Young Elrics…take a break. Let's move to the scene with Rose in it. Rose?
Rose: yea?
Director: you're on!
Dude: marker. Scene two, take one!
Director: ACTION!
Rose: I see theirs plenty of excitement around here today! (Drops paper bag of…whatever…on Edward's foot)
Edward: Ow! What the heck, Rose! What do you have in that bag, anyway?! Rocks?
Rose: heh heh…yea!
Edward: I hate you, Rose!
Rose: yea, well…I love you!
Director: CUT! Do it again!
Dude: marker. Scene two, take two.
Rose: I see theirs…he he…plenty of…he he…excitement around here today!
Director: CUT! What's so funny!?
Rose: nothing! I'm just thinking about a joke that Winry told me last week. Hee hee hee!!!!!
Director: ugh…just-
Winry: did somebody say my name???? How about you, Edward?! Did YOU say my name???
Edward: FREAKING FANGIRLS!
Director: Winry…you aren't even in this episode! Go home! (She walks away taking under her breath)
Dude: marker. Scene two…take…oh just do the stupid scene!
Rose: I see theirs plenty of excitement around here today!
Random Guy: ah…Rose!
Rose: tee hee! Don't mind me…I don't wanna spoil all your…um…line?
Edward: FUN! I don't wanna spoil all your FUN! Good God Rose! Can't you do anything right? (Rose stands their starring at Edward with a dreamy look in here eyes) um…you alright?
Rose: can I kiss you?
Edward: (loses temper and takes Alphonse's script and tears it in half and starts stomping on it) THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE STUPID EDWARD LOVERS! THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW THAT I ONLY LOVE WINRY
Winry: um…really, Edward?
Edward: um…
(random girl runs into studio and points finger at Edward)
Girl: Did I hear my Edo-kun say he LOVES ANOTHER WOMAN? GET HIM, GIRLS!
(thousands of Edward fangirls…including myself…run into studio and chase after Edward)
Edward: STUPID FANGIRLS!!!! (runs away with girls chasing him)
Director: This is great! Keep filming this, camera guy! This is the best footage we've gotten all day!
Edward: I HATE ALL OF YOU!
Cast: WELCOME TO SHOWBIZ, EDWARD!
So how was it? Bad, suckish, horrible? This was the first installment, so it probably isn't as good as it could be. But please give it a chance, it will get better later. And I also apologize for my other story in the Naruto category that I have stopped writing. THAT STORY IS ON HIATUS! Anyway, please review, comment…and favourite!