Me: HI! This is me, MayxDrew917!
Rose: And I'm Rose!
Me and Rose: And welcome back to "Time to Torture Favorite Pokemon Characters"!
Drew: *clears throat*
Me: Oh and these people... *point's at May and Drew*
Drew: Thanks...
Me: No problem! ;)
Drew: *sweat drop*
May: HEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOWWWWWW!
Rose: Yeah, hi. Anyways, let's start with the first set.
Me: Yes, let's.
ByakuyaRukiaKuchikifan
hi! This was so funny so I will give you some more dare
1. Drew MUST kiss may if he doesn't you use palkia to attack him.
2. Dawn dye Paul's hair to pink while he is sleeping XD
make May jealous by flirting with dawn.
4. May, confess to drew you love him!
Hope you will update soon :D
Me: Thank you for your dare(s)! And thanks for sticking with us! I know we were going through a slow-ish typing period and now I'm actually updating for y'all! :D
Rose: Gratz, MayxDrew917, you have officially made everyone bored... *points at half-asleep crowd*
Me: ahhhh... WAKE UP!
Crowd: We're up! We're UP!
Me: Well then, enough of that... Drew come here!
Drew: O...K...
Me: *whispers* you have to kiss May.
Drew: WHAT!
Me: shhhh! If you don't then you must face the wrath of the almighty Palkia! *in evil voice*
Drew: *remembers last time* uhhh okokokokok I'll do it!
Me: Dang...
Rose: What?
Me: I really wanted to fry his butt...
Rose: Ohh...
Me: Well, go on then Drew-y!
Drew: PLEASE don't call me that!
Me: Why not?
Drew: cause you remind me of... THEM!
Rose: Them?
Drew: *shudders* My cyco fangirls...
Me and Rose: *Shudders*
Rose: Now go!
Drew: Fine... *walks up to May* I apologize in advance...
May: Drew, what are you- *this is where I start laughing my a- cause it finally happened, and then start jumping for joy knowing that I caused it*
Me and Rose: HE ACCTUALLY DID IT! DREW REALLY KISSED MAY! CONTESTSHIPPING FOR EVER! XD
May and Drew: *blush/sweatdrop*
Me: Well now I would like to introduce Dawn and Paul!
Crowd: *applause*
Dawn: Hello everyone! It's sooooo nice to be here! ;)
Paul: Hmmph...
Rose: come 'ere Dawn!
Dawn: KK!
Me: *whispers* alright so Dawn, you must dye Paul's hair pink while he's sleeping.
Dawn: ALRIGHT!
Me and Rose: shhhh!
Dawn: Sorry!
Me: s'ok. Now here! This is my brother's Drowzee, tell it to use yawn on the purple haired freak!
Dawn: OK! Drowzee! Spotlight!
Drowzee: Drowzee!
Dawn: Now Drowzee, use yawn on the purple haired freak!
Paul: WHAT THE #^$&
Drowzee: DROW-ZEE!
Paul: *on the floor sleeping*
Dawn: well that was easy...
Drew: what are you guys doing?
May: yeah!
Rose, Me, and Dawn: Dying Paul's hair pink! Duh!
May: Ohhh! That makes sense!
Drew: uhhh yeah you do that *remembers last time*
Random Guy #5678: Here you go Miss Dawn. Your wash-out Pink hair dye.
Dawn: Thank you!
Rose: now to get to work!
***however long it takes to dye Paul's hair pink***
Paul: *starts waking up* What... happened?
Dawn: ohhhh, nothng!
Paul: Troublesome... what did you do?
Me, Rose, May, Dawn, and Drew: !
Paul: WHAT DID YOU DO!
Dawn: okok! *haha* we *haha* dyed your *haha* hair *hahahahaha* pink *hahaha*!
Paul: YOU DID WHAT!
Me: The *haha* Bathroom's *haha* Over there *hahaha*!
Paul: *runs to the bathroom*
Rose: Alrighty then! Now for the next one! DRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!
Drew: *mutters* oh god... Yes?
Me: you have to... get outta here May! This is for Drew!
May: okok!
Rose: Now, you have to make May jealous by-
Me: -flirting with Dawn. K?
Drew: Why would that make her jealous?
Me: No time to explain! Just try to get done before pinky comes back out! Or you will be in a load of trouble...
Drew: *walks over to Dawn* Hey! I'm May's best Rival, Drew.
Dawn: Heya! I'm Dawn!
Drew: I just wanted to say... *looks to make sure May's in hearing distance, not realizing Paul just walked out of the bathroom* Your.. Eyes are like the ocean... and I'm lost at sea...
Paul: Your what?
Drew: oh crap...
Rose: he's in for it...
Me: yup...
May: come again?
Dawn: ...
Drew: uhhhh...
Paul and May: you are so DEAD!
Drew: AHHHHH!
***30 min. and a trip to the hospital later...***
Me: well that was interesting...
Rose: you can say that again...
Me: well that was interesting...
Rose: *sweatdrop*
Drew: oww stop it May!
May: I'm sorry Drew! I didn't know it was a dare!
Drew: I heard you... THE FIRST TIME!
May: *wide eyes w/ slight tears*
Drew: May... I'm Sorry...
May: It's ok... I just thought you...
Drew: I what?
May: I thought you knew how I felt...
Drew: which is...?
May: *wispers* I love you...
Me: well... that takes care of the last one...
Rose: yup...
Drew: ... What, I didn't here you?
Everyone besides May and Drew: *palm/face*
May: *sweatdrop* nothing... it doesn't madder...
Drew: ... ok!
Me: well let's move on to the next set...
FantasyBeast14
(1st set)
Get i gotta dare for ya,
dawn make out with drew!
has to get in a fist fight with drew
gets to kick ash where it hurts ( i think u know wat i mean )
has to kiss Paul in front of dawn
has to go five hours without talking
has to dress like a cheerleader and do a cheer about may
these r the best i can think of so i hope their good enough
(2nd set)
fine, i'll give you some more dares.
1. Let May shave Drew's hair while he's sleeping.
2. Paul HAS to tell Misty he thinks she's hot and suffer the wrath of Dawn/Misty when he does.
3. Let's give the pokemon a chance, Pickachu has to go on a date with Buenery.
Me: Thank you for sending in TWO sets! That helped soooooo much!
Rose: Yes, thank you! And they are some awesome dares at that! Haha!
Me: Yeah this should be fun!
Paul: Why are we still here?
Me: Cause you both are needed for these dares, too!
Dawn: Ohhhh...
Me: Speak of the devil, Dawn! Come here so I can tell you your dare!
Dawn: KK!
Rose: Alright Dawn you have to make out with Drew!
Dawn: WHAT THE HECK!
Me: Think of it this way, you get to make the purple haired jerk jealous, and May... well she hopefully will get a boost of determination.
Dawn: Hmmm... Didn't think of it that way... I'll do it in the favor of Paul!
Rose: *cough* and May *cough*
Dawn: And May!
Me: OK! Now go.
Dawn: Now?
Me: Yes now! Now go!
Dawn: okok! I'm going, I'm going!
*Dawn walks up to Drew and is now in his face*
Dawn: This is for Paul...This is for Paul...This is for Paul...This is for Paul...
Drew: Dawn... what are you-
***Dawn and Drew make out against Drew's will...***
May: *Sulking*
Paul: D: *thinking* He is so dead!
*Dawn and Drew separate*
Drew: *blushing* what the heck was that for?
Paul: well grass head...
Drew: *gulp*
*Paul and Drew get in a fist fight*
Me: Well that takes care of dare number two...
Rose: yah think?
Me: ... Big men 566 and 427! Separate them!
Big men 566 and 427: Right away!
*Two big men separate Drew and Paul*
Paul: LET ME GO!
Drew: YEAH!
Paul: DON'T AGREE WITH ME!
Drew: I DIDN'T KISS HER! SHE KISSED ME!
Paul: OH SURE! AND ANYWAYS! YOU KISSED BACK!
Drew: WHY WOULD YOU CARE?
Paul: Well...
Drew: You like her?
Paul: ...
Drew: Well that makes sense...
Paul: *glares*
Me: Well... you guys are allowed to go and now I would like to bring out Misty and Ash!
Ash: Is there any ice cream?
Misty: *hits Ash with the Misty mallet 1001* Oi! That's not respectful! Hi everyone!
Ash: Owww...
Me: ... Well now... May! Come here!
May: Yes?
Rose: You have to kick Ash-
Me: - as hard as you can-
Rose: -where it hurts-
Me: -got it?
May: Yup!
Rose: Your fine with kicking Ash?
May: Well... I got a lot of irritation stored up in me form the last incident...
Me: Boy is Ash in for it...
*May walks up to Ash*
May: Hey Ash!
Ash: Hey May! What cha been up-
*May kicks Ash*
May: Nothin much...
*Ash is now rolling on the floor holding his you-know-what...*
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ash: !
Misty: That'll show you!
Ash: Mmme *ow* wh-wh-at? *owww*
Misty: Not to be impolite!
Ash: ...
Me: Now for the next one! Misty! Over here!
Misty: what's up?
Rose: you have to kiss Paul in front of Dawn.
Misty: Dawn'll kill me...
Me: you're not worried about Ash or Paul?
Misty: no... They don't scare me... and why would I have to worry about Ash?
Rose: no reason...
Misty: Well, I'm off!
*Misty walks up to Paul and Dawn while they are "talking"*
*Misty kisses Paul on the cheek*
Paul: *outside* ... *inside* ^.^
Dawn: :(
Misty: heard you beat up Drew. Nice... Bye now!
Me and Rose: o.0
May and Drew: -_-
Ash: x.x
Everyone else: ...
Me: Well... Now that that's settled...
Rose: I think we can say this out loud...
Me: yah. Ash! You have to go 5 hours without talking!
Ash: What!
Rose: starting...
Ash Wai-
Me: NOW!
Ash: ...
Everyone: hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Me: haha! Now I have something for Drew... So come here!
Drew: I do not like this...
Me: Ohhh, and it gets better!
Drew: Great...
*Drew and I go to the back room so I can give out directions*
Me: OK. Drew, you have been dared to dress up as a cheerleader-
Drew: What?
Me: I'M NOT DONE! -make up a cheer on May-
Drew: Again, WHAT!
Me: AGAIN, I WASN'T FINISHED! -and you have to perform it for everybody.
Drew: ...
Me: What no comment?
Drew: Oh... you're done?
Me: yes...
Drew: OK... WHAT!
Me: now, get to it! And 5, 6, 7, 8!
.::T2TFPC::.
Rose: well… while MayxDrew's busy with Drew, we'll go ahead and do the 2nd dare… Paul!
Paul: … What….
Rose: *whispers* you HAVE to tell Misty she's hot.
Paul: who's Misty?
Rose: the red head over there…
Paul: … despite the fact that I don't think she's hot?
Rose: yes!
Paul: … O…. K… *walks up to Misty* uhh…. Hi…
Misty: well hi! You have got to be the plum haired jerk I've heard a lot about from Ash!
Paul: *sweatdrop* uhhhh…. Yeah…. Ummm… don't take this personally, but I think you're hot… not really…
Rose: …
Dawn: you think she's what?
Misty: Not… Really…
Rose: uh oh…
Ash: 0.o
.::T2TFPC::.
Drew: Roses… sapphire…. I don't know?
Me: that's it… that's all you can think of when you think of May?
Drew: Red… that's about it…
Me: well this is going to be more complicated then I thought…
.::T2TFPC::.
Rose: well now that that was dealt with…
Misty: He still isn't forgiven!
Paul: like I care!
Misty: you should care!
Rose: oh brother…
.::T2TFPC::.
Me: well I think it's…. ok….
Drew: it sucks…
Me: yeah…. Hey I know! I can bring my friend PurpleTigeress in! She's a cheerleader!
PT: Hey! So… what's up?
Me: well….
.::T2TFPC::.
Rose: well now… let's get going…
Random guard 378: Everyone! Evacuate the building!
Rose: now what!
Random guard 378: We have a bomb threat, and it's going to go off in 20 sec.
Everyone: WHAT!
Random guard 378: Get moving!
Rose: what about MxD?
Random guard 378: She's waiting outside!
Rose: ok! Now everyone! Go!
.::T2TFPC::.
Me: well that sucks…
Rose: no kidding…
PT: what are you guys going to do now?
Me: no clue…
Rose: how about we…
*BOOM*
Everyone: x.x
Me: well that's just great…
PT: yah think?
Rose: *sigh* I guess we'll have to go home…
May: NO!
Drew: Now what/
May: I left my stuff in there!
Drew: well who's fault was that?
May: mine…
Drew: well there you go.
Ash: … *Points to watch*
Me: oh yeah… I'd say five hours are up…
Ash: Finally!
Misty: I'm surprised you went as far as you did…
Ash: it didn't go with out difficulty…
Dawn: I bet it did…
Paul: …
Me, Rose, PT: GUYS! WE ARE HAVING A PROBLEM HERE!
May: oh yah! The studio's gone…
Me, Rose, PT, YES! The studio's gone! What the heck are we supposed to do!
.::T2TFPC::.
What are they going to do?
Review your answer and I will chose one of them and make it happen!
I will finish the dares in the next chapter.
I just got a text form someone…
And guess what it said…
Yeah…
It said I didn't own pokemon…
And contestshipping will never happen….