A/N: Hey everyone it's KC! This is a little story that was inspired by a random thought/flashback that I had earlier today. I used to make my dad play dress up with me XD and I thought it would be cute for Edward and Nessie to have some fun. If there are any spelling mistakes, sorry! It's after midnight! I do not own Twilight or Edward. I wish I did, but I don't.--KC101

Edward's POV

I sat on the couch watching the evening news. I wasn't really paying much attention to it, my thoughts distracted by the joyful giggle from my daughter up stairs and the longing for my wife, who like the rest of the family, was out hunting for the day. So here I was with my beautiful daughter, Nessie, and her "pet" as I like to think of him now, Jacob. I could smell him from the second story of the house. Ugh. But Nessie and Bella want him around, so the rest of us put up with him. The thought of Bella distracted me from everything else. My sweet, beautiful Bella. As soon as she gets home I am going to snatch her up in my arms, leaving Nessie with Rose, and run strait to our cabin where we would be all alone and-

I was ripped out of my thoughts when I heard a sing song voice.

"Daddy! Come here! I have a surprise for you and Jacob!" Nessie sang.

I sighed, stood up, and walked at human speed to the room they were in. I listened to Nessie's thoughts to see what she was up to, but all that I found was pink dresses and tea cups. I checked Jacob's. He's were sulky.

Whatever makes my little Nessie happy, He thought, talk about giving up my masculinity.

Uh-oh. This can't be good. I warily walked into the room.

"Daddy!" Nessie squealed. She ran across the room and wrapped her arms around my leg.

"Hey Nessie, Jacob. What are you two up to?"

Nessie touched my arm with her little hand to show me her thoughts even though it was unnecessary. As soon I heard her thoughts I immediately wished that I had gone hunting with rest of the family. It was times like this that I wished that Bella and I had a son, not a daughter. Times like this that I dreaded being a father. Times like this that I wish I could just run away and leave her to play with Jacob and Alice. It's not that I don't love my little girl. It's just that I really, really did NOT want to play dress up.

Nessie's happy little smile turned down into a frown when she saw the disgust on my face.

Please Daddy, She thought sadly, Please. For Me? Her plump lower lip pushed out a little.

I looked down into her chocolate brown eyes. God, they looked exactly like Bella's when she was human. With that thought, my resistance crumbled.

"Okay," I sighed.

"Yay! Go sit by Jake." She instructed me as she turned to get a box out of the dresser. I did as I was told.

I can't wait until she's older. She'll be wanting to dress herself up instead of me. And instead of this little tea party I could take her on a real date… Yeah, somewhere nice and romantic-

I shoved Jacob out of his chair.

"She's only as mature as a six year old, so keep your thoughts in check-" I was going to give him a good fatherly talking to until Nessie cut me off.

"Daddy, don't hurt Jake!"

"Yes ma'am." I mumbled as Jacob got back in his chair, "What do you have planned for us?"

A mischievous grin spread across her sweet little face. I braced myself.

"First, I'm going to fix your hair. Then, I'm going to put make up on you."

Jacob and I groaned at the same time.

Nessie reached into the box and grabbed a Barbie brush, a handful of hair ties, and clips with flowers on the end then ran over to stand behind Jacob.

I couldn't help but laugh as I watched Nessie play with Jacob's hair. She would rake the brush through it in different directions, grab a handful and twist it around several times, then snap a flower clip around it. After a few minutes, all of his hair was clipped up, pointing in different directs. He looked hilarious. I was laughing so hard that I almost fell out of my chair.

"Your turn," Jacob and Nessie said at the same time. I instantly sobered up.

Nessie stepped behind me and started to brush my hair. I grimaced, then sighed. Oh well. I just hoped that I could take it all out before everyone came home. I focused my thoughts on Bella's face, trying to make time pass faster.

"Hehehe! Time for make up," Nessie giggled.

I caught sight of myself in Jacob's thoughts. Ridiculous is a very mild word for the way I looked. I couldn't help but laugh at myself. My bronze hair was clipped up and pointing in every direction just like Jacobs.

Jacob joined in with me, that is until Nessie smeared bright red lip stick across his face. I laughed even harder as she brushed blue powder onto his eyelids and red powder on his already blushed cheeks.

I tried to stand up when Nessie turned to me, but I was about a half second to slow. She pounced on my lap and smeared the red goop over my lips, nose, and chin. I closed my eyes and held my breath as she brushed on the colored powder. I could hear Jacob and Nessie's laughter, and I soon joined in.

We must have looked absurdly ridiculous. Two muscular men sitting in a girls play room with our hair pinned up in flower clips, faces smeared in makeup, with a little girl sitting on my lap, laughing like maniacs. It wasn't until a fourth voice started laughing that we stopped and looked up.

Bella was standing in the door way, holding the frame for support as she doubled over in laughter.

"What… are you three… doing!" She said between her giggles.

"Playing dress up," the three of us answered at the same time, leading to another round of laughter.

An idea popped into my head after a whole minute of laughing. I passed Nessie to Jacob and ran as fast as I could to Bella. Before she could even register the fact that I was in front of her, I locked my arms around her waist and kissed her, then nuzzled her cheek and neck, wiping off most of the lipstick. A thought occurred to me.

"Where is the rest of the family?" I asked her. Now the embarrassment was kicking in full force. If I could blush, I would be bright red.

"They're still hunting. I wanted to come back early…" She trailed off giggling, "And I'm glad I did. But ya'll might want to get cleaned up before they get back, not after."

"Good idea," Jacob muttered.

"Nessie help Jacob." Bella instructed her. Then she looked at me and giggled again. "And you come with me."

She lead me up to my old room and into the bathroom, sitting me down on the toilet. She dug through the cabinet until she found a white bottle and grabbed a cotton ball. She went to work wiping the white cream on my face the wiping it of with the cotton then finished the job with a damp wash cloth.

She giggled as she quickly removed the clips from my hair. When they were all gone, Bella ran her fingers through my hair in an absolutely maddening way.

I looked up into her golden eyes.

"What are you thinking?" I asked. She stroked my hair again, and I purred.

"I was thinking about the advantages of playing dress up."

"And what would that be?"

"Well… after you play dress up, you get to play a game where you undress-"

I cut her off with a kiss. I would play dress up everyday if it meant that we played this game.

A/N: So? What do you think? Funny, stupid, boring? Tell me! Let me know if I should write more! Review!