I do not own Naruto, but the OCs Katsuki Shizenno, Sunagakure no Rekkami, Mimiko Kawaii and Sasazuka Yumeno belong to me. Also Kitora Neko aka Kiddy is property of my friend Kiddy-Cookie-Chan.
It was another boring day in the Akatsuki HQ. It was raining outside, there were no missions and absolutely nothing to do. Usually on days like these I'd curl up with a good Clique or Frenemies novel or a volume of Fruits Basket or Kare Kano, but I hadn't been to the bookstore or the library due to Deidara and Tobi's meddling in my daily business.
Then I had a brilliant idea. I'd call one of my friends over.
I turned on my cell phone. I knew exactly who to call. I laughed a little.
This would be great.
An hour later a loud thumping noise came from the door.
"Let me in!" it screamed. "I'm all wet, nya!"
I ran into the foyer.
"What's that noise?" Pein asked, coming up behind me.
"A friend," I said, calmly.
"Friend?"
"Yup."
"Open, open, nyaaa!" the voice whined again.
I unlocked the door and let the knocking person in.
The person stepped in.
She had purple hair and eyes, and brown cat ears and tail.
"Kiddy," I said, gleefully.
"Katsuki-chan!" she smiled.
She hugged my waist.
Kiddy had the body of a 8-year-old but was really 18.
All the other members, hearing the racket, came to see what was going on.
"Oh no!" they all gasped at once.
"You're one of Katsu-chan's psycho friends, un!" Deidara exclaimed. "Run for your lives! Forget all dignity!"
Sasori grabbed Deidara before he could run away.
Then my three roommates walked into the foyer.
"Alright," Rekkami groaned. "What's all this racket?"
"Ooh, lookie!" Mimiko exclaimed. "A new friend!"
"Well what do you know," Sasazuka said.
"This is Kitora Neko aka Kiddy," I smiled.
"Hiyaz," Kiddy grinned.
She looked at Itachi.
"Yay!" she beamed. "Itachi!"
She glomped him and held on tight. Itachi's nonchalant countenance changed for a moment: his eyebrow twitched.
She turned and grinned at Pein, blowing him a kiss.
Pein shivered and cast an annoyed look at me.
"Should we all go to the living room?" I asked.
"That would be fine," Itachi said coolly, twitching again.
We sat in the living room a while, speaking of things Kiddy and I had done before.
Kiddy snuggled over to Itachi.
"Rawr!" she exclaimed.
Itachi's arm twitched.
"Oh no," Hidan groaned. "Here we go again."
"What?" Mimiko asked.
"She's bored," I explained.
"Rawr!" Kiddy repeated.
"Hey, Kiddy," I said. "Let's have fun."
"Huh? How?"
"Watch."
I went outside for a moment.
Everyone sat, quietly.
I came back with a bag of bugs.
"What are chu gonna do with that?" Kiddy asked.
I just grinned, gave my roommates a signal that things were about to get dangerous and dumped the bugs on the other members.
"Have fun guys!" I teased. "We've got grubs, worms, snails, grasshoppers, spiders, ants and, of course, termites!"
As soon as I said "termites" Sasori screamed like a little girl and ran around in circles repeatedly.
"Get them off!" he screeched. "Oh my gawsh! Get them off!"
"Sasori!" Hidan yelled. "Great Jashin, they're gone!"
"See, Kiddy?" I asked.
"Yeah!" she cheered.
She went outside and got some lizards and non-venomous snakes and let them loose, laughing her "kehehehe" laugh. She jumped up and down and clapped her hands.
Konan ran to us.
"Can I--?" she began.
"Sure," we said.
"Girls have more fun," Rekka said proudly.
Some ants crawled up Hidan's leg and he began to jump around, frantically trying to get them off.
He fell on Kakuzu who fell to the ground scaring a lizard. The lizard was about to climb up on Kisame so he whacked his Samaheda down. It jumped out of the way.
Kisame swung repeatedly at it and ended up whacking poor Itachi, first in the head and then…in a bad place.
Itachi fell to the ground, obviously in pain; Kisame was repeatedly apologizing to him.
A snake slithered over Deidara's foot.
He screeched and jumped in Tobi's arms.
Zetsu was actually fighting with himself over running from a snake or not. Pein was trying to pull the grubs, snails and worms off of him and dry-heaved when one ran by his mouth.
In short, for a while, there was complete chaos for the boys and us girls watched happily.
In the end, us girls gathered all the critters and threw them out.
"So, was that fun, Kiddy?" I asked.
"Yesh!" she clapped.
She turned to the boy members, grinned a cat-like grin and said, "Chu guys got…err, punk'd."
Zetsu sat on the floor, fuming. Kisame was bent over Itachi, trying to see if he was okay. Deidara and Tobi were hugging each other in fear.
Kakuzu was groaning about Hidan's stupidity, scratching a few ant bites, while Hidan lay on the floor, scratching, covered in bites.
Pein retched on the floor and then began moaning about a worm crawling into his mouth.
Poor Sasori was curled up in a fetal position in a corner.
Just then, a teenage boy with jet-black hair, blood-red eyes, two bottom-liprings and goth/punk clothes walked in the door from his mission. My boyfriend, Izuru Yuuta.
"What's going on?" he asked. "Katsuki. You pranked them again, didn't you?"
I smiled; he grinned back and ruffled my hair.
"I'll go get the bug bite ointment," Sasazuka said, nonchalantly.
"I'll get a ice pack," Mimiko smiled.
"I'll go get Itachi!" Kiddy cheered.
She ran and kneeled beside him, putting his head in her lap.
"Itachi got punk'd," she teased him.
Itachi just groaned.
I walked over to Sasori.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
"T-termites," he shuddered.
"No termites. It's okay."
"T-termites."
"No, no termites."
I patted his head and went to walk away.
He grabbed onto my waist and whimpered.
I sighed and then grinned. A normal day of pranks.
Preview: Next time I invite my super violent, death-reaper friend over. Nothing but more trouble for the boys. ;)
A/N: Thanks for reading. X) There are pics of my OCs at the very bottom of my profile and pics of the other featured OCs under this story's title.