Getting Revenge

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I also make no money from the writing of this story.

Prologue)

Twisteddarkness225: "I'm back with the sequel to '10 ways to upset and/or embarrass Hinata Hyuga'.This time I've enlisted the help of some of Hinata's friends, starting off with none other than her teammates!"

Kiba and Shino enter. Kiba with Akamaru riding on top of his head and Shino with hands in his pockets, looking nonchalant as usual. The two boys came over and stood next to Twisted.

Twisted: "Next we have Hinata's cousin Neji along with his teammates, Lee and Tenten!"

Gai's students' entered, soon joining Kiba and Shino next to Twisted.

Twisted: "And last but certainly not least, we have two lovely kunoichi whom have set aside their own rivalry to work together for me: Ino and Sakura!"

The girls entered and joined the others. Now with everyone here, Twisted stood in front of the group to properly address them.

Twisted: "Now we all know why you're here. Naruto, being the complete and total idiot he is, went off and did some rather mean, not to mention immature, things to poor Hinata Hyuga. Why he did it is something we don't know, but what we do know is that we aren't going to let him get away with it! So I've gathered you all her to help me get revenge on the knucklehead and teach him a lesson or two. Each of you will be assigned something to do to Naruto in exchange for everything he's done to Hinata. After all we all have more than enough reason to do so. Kiba, Shino and Neji, as Hinata's teammates and cousin the three of you care for her very much. TenTen, Ino, and Sakura, the three of you are Hinata's closest friends and were also the one's who she went to after Naruto stole and read her diary. And Lee…..uh why's he here again?"

Lee: "What Naruto did was beyond unyouthful! I am here to assist my teammates in knocking some sense into him!"

Twisted: "Okay, whatever. Welcome aboard. No before we begin are there any questions?"

Neji: "Actually yes, why are you here? Until today, none of us knew you and you just all of the sudden come up to us with this little endeavor of yours. What's in it for you?"

Twisted: "Let's just say that I'm aware of what Naruto did and didn't want to let him get away with it. I came up with this plan as a means of putting that kid in place. The only thing you need to know is that I have the best interests in mind. Now if there are no further questions I think we should begin. Sakura, you'll be going first."

Chapter 1)

Sakura Haruno stepped out of the small crowd of genin that Twisted had gathered. The dark man dismissed the others, informing them that he'd find them when their turns came. When they had all left, Twisted began briefing her on her mission.

"Sakura, you'll be taking Naruto out on a date."

Sakura looked at him like he was crazy, "What!? Why would I want to do that!?"

"Because, you're going to make it the worst date ever for him."

Sakura smiled, getting the idea. She listened intently to the instructions Twisted gave her and then set out to find Naruto.

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Naruto was sitting at the Ichiraku ramen stand, eating his usual meal of ramen. However, instead of wolfing it down like usual he was just sitting there, stirring the noodles around with his chopsticks. It hadn't been two days since Hinata had ran away from him after the diary thing and he still felt horrible about it.

The owner of the stand, Teuchi, took notice of his best customer's depressed state. "Something wrong with your ramen, Naruto?"

Naruto shook his head, "No, it's fine. I guess I'm just not in the mood for ramen today."

Teuchi gawked at the boy, not believing his ears. His daughter Ayame nearly spilled a bowl of hot ramen on the customer she was handing it to when she heard what Naruto said. After apologizing to the customer, Ayame went over to Naruto and placed her hand on his forehead, moving his headband to the side.

"Are you feeling okay Naruto? You've never turned down ramen before!"

"I'm fine, really. It's just that I did something really stupid and I feel really bad about it."

Ayame removed her hand from Naruto's forehead, "What exactly did you do?"

"I don't want to talk about it."

"Are you sure? You'd probably feel a lot better if you did."

Naruto shook his head. Ayame looked to her father, hoping he would help coax Naruto into talking. The older man stopped what he was doing and turned to face them.

"Well Naruto if you change your mind we'll be happy to listen. And don't worry about it, whatever it is. You'll find a way to make things right."

Naruto smiled, "Yeah, you're right. Thanks old man!" He began digging into his noodles, slurping them down noisily. In a matter of seconds he downed the whole bowl and held it up beaming, "Seconds please!"

Teuchi and Ayame smiled, relieved to have Naruto back to himself. Ayame took his empty bowl to set aside for washing and Teuchi set down a fresh bowl of ramen for his best customer. Naruto started on that bowl just as someone entered the stand and took a seat next to him. Naruto glanced to the side and found out that the person was Sakura. He slurped down a mouthful of noodles and turned to greet her.

"Hey Sakura-chan!"

Sakura smiled at him, resisting the urge to scold him for his lack of table manners. "Hey Naruto, how are you?"

"I'm okay, how about you?"

"I'm fine…" Sakura started to finger a lock of her hair, preparing herself mentally. "Um, Naruto…you aren't busy today are you?"

Naruto shook his head, not speaking since his mouth was overflowing with ramen. Sakura ignored his lack of manners again and kept going with her objective.

"You aren't? That's good because I was kind of hoping that you and me could spend some time together, maybe go on that date you're always asking me for."

Naruto nearly choked on his ramen, but managed to get it down. His eyes lit up and his face broke into a huge smile.

"Really!? Alright! What do you want to do Sakura-chan?"

Sakura thought for a moment, "Can we go for a walk in the woods?"

"Sure, as soon as I finish my ramen."

Sakura's mood suddenly turned. She grabbed Naruto giving him a glare that would even send Orochimaru running to his mother.

"Naruto, I want to for a walk in the woods NOW!"

Naruto gulped, barely able to stutter out an 'okay' in response. He paid for his ramen and left with Sakura taking the lead. They left the village and started their little trek though the surrounding forest. After a few awkward minutes of silence Naruto started up a conversation, getting over the initial fear he had gotten back at Ichiraku's.

"So Sakura-chan, what mad you change your mind about going on a date with me?"

Sakura turned to look at him, "I just wanted to spend time with you. Ever since I started training with Tsunade-sama, I've been so busy. I missed you so I thought it'd be nice if we went out, just you and me."

She took his hand in hers and gently squeezed. He returned the gesture, absolutely loving it.

"I missed spending time with you too Sakura-chan. And I'm really happy that you finally decided to go on a date with me."

Sakura giggled a bit, "Naruto, do you think I'm pretty?"

Naruto was momentarily caught off guard by the sudden question, but didn't hesitate to answer it, "Yeah! You're really pretty Sakura-chan! Believe it!"

"Tell me that I'm pretty"

"Uh… I just did. Didn't you hear me?"

Sakura suddenly grabbed him and pinned him to a tree, "TELL ME THAT I'M PRETTY!"

Naruto was barely able to keep himself from wetting his pants. Now Sakura looked even scarier than she had back at Ichiraku's and he had to use all his will power to speak.

"You're pretty! The prettiest girl ever! Please don't hurt me!"

Sakura smiled and let him down. "You really think so?"

Naruto nodded, wanting to avoid her going nuts on him again. She giggled, "Thank you. Now come on, let's go back to the village. We can go shopping next!"

The blonde boy said nothing and went along, still wary of Sakura's sudden mood swings. They returned to the village and went to a small clothing store Sakura knew about. She spent countless minutes trying on various outfits, having Naruto give his opinion on how each one looked on her. To be safe he told her that they all looked good, not that he was lying. He really did think everything she tried on looked nice. He was currently waiting for her while she was in the dressing room again. He only hoped that she would finally decide on something. No matter how many times he told her that whatever she picked looked nice, she'd just put it back and choose something else.

After what felt like forever she finally came out of the dressing room. Naruto took one look at her and his jaw dropped. He had thought Sakura was beautiful before, but now he knew she was beautiful. The outfit she had tried on was a red Chinese dress with gold embroidery. All she needed to do was put her hair up and she would have been a true vision of beauty.

The pink haired girl quickly took notice of Naruto's blank staring. She did a little twirl, allowing him to see front and back of the dress.

"What do you think Naruto-kun? I really like this one and it fits me perfectly!"

Naruto nodded, unable to find the right words to describe how perfect Sakura looked at that moment. Sakura smiled and went back into the dressing room to change into her regular clothes. She came out a moment later with the dress on a clothes hanger, having decided to get it.

"Okay, now let's find something for you Naruto-kun."

"Nah, that's okay Sakura-chan. I don't need any new clothes."

She pouted, "But you always wear that same thing every day. I understand you wearing it on missions but you should have some clothes to just kick around in when you have time off."

Naruto scratched the back of his head, "Well okay. But I don't really know what kind of clothes to get."

Sakura smiled and took his hand. "Don't worry I'll help you."

She led him to the men's section of the store and almost immediately picked something out for him. It was a wool sweater, and easily one of the ugliest things Naruto had ever seen. Before he could get a word in edgewise she pushed him into the men's dressing rooms and gave him the sweater to try on. He did so, very reluctantly, and came out scratching his chest and backside.

Sakura clapped her hands together, "It looks great on you!"

"I don't know it's kinda itchy."

"Oh don't worry about that. It'll be fine after you wash it. Now let's go and pay at the register."

They paid for their clothes, Naruto paying for Sakura's and her paying for his. The sweater she got him was noticeably cheaper than her dress but he didn't mind. He just wanted to get the shopping over with; it was too boring for him. They left the store and not long after entered another one. Naruto groaned on the inside, not wanting to have to keep shopping. He was pleasantly surprised to find that the store was actually the flower shop Ino's family owned. Apparently Sakura wanted to show off her new dress, whether it was to make Ino jealous or not Naruto didn't know or care. He had to use the bathroom and had been holding it in the entire time they had been in the clothing store, which had no public restrooms. Since Sakura was clearly occupied he snuck out to use the restroom in the store next to the flower shop since it also had no bathrooms.

After relieving himself, he left the bathroom crashing into Sakura who had come to look for him after noticing he left. From the look on her face, she wasn't happy and Naruto had a gut feeling she was gonna go nuts again.

She grabbed him by the collar and lifted him in the air, "Naruto where the heck where you!?"

"S-Sakura-chan I was just using the bathroom!"

She looked behind him at the door; it was a unisex bathroom meaning either gender could use it. She returned her gaze to Naruto, glaring at him.

"Were you in there with another girl!? Who is she!?"

"What? No! Why would I do that?"

Sakura looked him in the eyes and after a moment finally set him down. "Fine, but don't think for a second that you're off the hook. I've got my eye on you."

Naruto sighed in relief now that Sakura calmed down again. He noticed that her little stunt had gathered the attention of some other people in the store.

"Uhh, I think it would best to go now."

Sakura suddenly look hurt, "What? I thought you cared about me. Why do you want to leave me?"

"I meant we should get going I didn't mean I wanted to leave you Sakura-chan!"

She looked relieved and hugged him. "That's good. Because if you ever left me I'd cut myself…" She squeezed him hard, making it difficult for him to breathe. "and then I'd cut you Naruto-kun."

Naruto managed to push away from her, becoming scared, "Sakura you're acting crazy!"

She smiled at him, her eye twitching slightly. "What was that?"

Naruto panicked, sensing that Sakura was going to actually try and hurt him this time. He looked around quickly hoping to find a distraction and set his eyes on a clock on the wall.

"Wow it's that late already? We really ought to go before it starts getting dark. Come on Sakura-chan I'll walk you home."

Sakura accepted the offer, her craziness seeming to vanish altogether. Naruto walked her home and said good night to her. She thanked him for a good time and then went inside, shutting the door behind her. Naruto had always envisioned Sakura giving him a kiss at this part but didn't think much of it. Her actions throughout the day had somewhat changed his view of her. He started to wonder if maybe she was acting that way out of stress from all her training lately or if that was actually the way she acted on a date. He let the thought go, starting to get a headache from dwelling on it. At least he could look forward to a good night's rest.

He arrived at his apartment and took out his key. He was surprised to find that his door was unlocked, meaning either he forgot to lock it that morning…or someone had picked his lock and went inside. Naruto slowly opened the door enough to peek inside, seeing if there was an intruder. No one was insight but the light in his bedroom was on and he could see a shadow moving from under the door frame. He cautiously opened the front door wide enough to slip inside and snuck to his bedroom door. Preparing himself for anything he flung open the door and stood ready to fight if necessary.

"All right who the heck are you and why are you in my…." He trailed off midsentence staring dumbly at the intruder. "Sakura-chan!? What are you doing here?!"

Sakura smiled at him, "I'm tidying up your messy room silly. Since we're a couple now I figure I'd move in over here and I wanted it to look nice."

She then went back to what she had been doing when he had burst in, which was making his bed. Naruto stared at her dumbly, "You're kidding right?"

She shook her head "No Naruto-kun I'm serious. Until we can get a place of our own you should try to keep your apartment clean and maybe redecorate it a little. Your living room would look really nice with some pink wallpaper and new furniture."

"You really are serious aren't you?"

"Yup! Isn't this great? We'll be living together in our own little love nest. Soon we'll get married and have kids. We'll only have girls and you'll stay at home to take care of them while I work and earn money to support us."

She continued to go on and on about their future together, oblivious to the fact that Naruto looked terrified by what she was saying. Now under the impression that Sakura would be living with him he did the only thing he could. He ran out of there like a bat out of hell and didn't look back. Sakura saw him bolting and followed him to the front door shouting after him.

"Run all you want Naruto! You have to come back sometime and I'll be waiting for you! You can't avoid me forever Naruto Uzumaki! You got that!?"

Her words only seemed to provoke him into running away faster. Once out of sight Sakura went back inside and sat on the couch taking a breath. This had been a lot harder than she had originally thought. Acting like a psycho girlfriend wasn't as easy as Twisted had made it sound when he told her what to do that morning but at least she was able to pull it off. She smirked to herself as she wondered what the strange man had in store for Naruto next.

TBC.

Okay so that's it for the first chapter. I honestly hope that it was worth the wait and I apologize again for taking so long. Now for the next chapter I'm going to either do Neji, Kiba or Tenten. I haven't decided yet, but feel free to let me know if you have a preference for any of them when you review. I'll get to work on the next chapter once I've made my choice.