How far will you go for the Triforce?

Are you Triforce obsessed? Do you play The Legend of Zelda games for hours on end? Or do you fill up your hearts and play all night until you beat the game... twice. Yes, these are common side affects of Zelda Obession. This obession is sweeping the nation and has kids and adults alike sitting for hours in front of their TV.

If you think that I'm crazy or that I have no life, then just leave because you are a non-believer!

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Are they gone? Good. Now that the true zelda fans are here we can continue.

How do you know you have this obession? Well, I've got you covered there. Just keep on reading and you will know all the side affects of this common and strange obession. In a top twenty five list!

1. You stopped going to church (temple, etc.) because you now worship Faeroe, Naru, and Din.

2. For Social Studies you created a map of Hyrule as a Geography project.

3. You draw the triforce on your hand with a sharpie marker.

4. If you don't draw it with a sharpie, you keep looking at your left hand for any sign of the triforce.

5. You keep a stash of rupees in your closet; just in case.

6. For band you picked the ocarina as your instrument. Or you know how to play it or you own one.

7. For an art project you made one of the three masks from Majora's Mask.

8. You have tunics and have three different colors; red, green, and blue.

9. Your locker has pictures of link in it. Or some Zelda merchandise.

10. You have conversations with people about the game.

11. All of your friends are obesses with the game too.

12. You own all (or most) of the games and have beaten them more than once.

13. Every time you see a chicken you must try to kill it. If that doesn't work then you run home, since you're always safe in a house.

14. You have a pet horse named Epona. Or you've named a doll horse or toy horse Epona.

15. You think that you part wolf or you love wolves. You sometimes will even growl and chase after strange bugs.

16. You see ghosts and try to take their souls.

17. You don't need game guides; you've memorized them.

18. You have Zelda Collector's items.

19. You have tons of bottles with stuff inside that looks like jelly. Or bottles filled with milk.

20. You want a Master Sword and one day hope that you will pull it out of the stone of which it is held.

21. You talk to trees and they talk back.

22. You think that boats can talk and when you finally go on one you are disappointed.

23. You believe in fairys and some can be annoying.

24. You think slingshots are awesome.

25. You really hate owls.

If you have more than one of these signs you most likely have Zelda Obession. How to get rid of it? Why would you want to? Zelda games are some of the best out there! How can you play it and not be obessed?

Well, if you really want to get rid of it you may want to play a different game but I warn you. If you play a different game you may become Zelda Depressed. Others that want to get off this game in a safer way is to go to rehab. It's safer than just quitting and you're more likely to get off this game phase.

Remember: please play responsibly.