Hey people of fanfiction!

This is just something to get rid of writers block. I dunno how many chapters there's gonna be, or anything.. so yeah.

Basically, every chapter is inspired by a song, a word or a quote.

Seddie, of course. =)

Oh, and Freddie has a sister- for this fanfic anyway.

Oh, and sorry if theres spelling mistakes or anything, but I sprained my thumb, and three fingers on my writing hand while sailing.

Yeah, I know I'm a walking disaster.

Now.. Disclamier.

*ahem*

Does Dan Schiender have madly curly red hair? Then- whoo-hoo! Seddie is gonna happen! =P

I'd Lie- Taylor Swift.

"You so like Freddie!" my deluded best friend Carly laughed.

I gave her my best death glare, but she just laughed again.

"Yeah! Sam, why don't you just admit it?"

"Cause I don't like Dorkerina." I sighed.

"Yeah, you do. You know what this reminds me of?" Carly asked.

I shrugged. What could my bullying of Freddie remind ANYONE of ANYTHING?

"That song by Taylor Swift- I'd lie." Carly answered her own question.

"Never heard it." I sighed again. At this rate someone's going this I'm depressed or something.

Carly sat bolt upright. "How could you have never heard it? It was huge when it came out first! It was always on the radio, and everyone was obsessed!"

"Everyone except me."

"Sam!" Carly rolled her eyes. "You have to listen to it!"

My over-excited best-friend shoved a laptop into my stomach, winding me.

"Ugh.." I heard myself groan.

"Listen to it on splashface, now!" Carly ordered. 'I'm going to get some food."

She added the last part just to make sure I'd look it up. I was going to anyway- I'm intriuged as to why this song reminds Carly of me, and my huge crush on Freddork.

Not that I'd admit it or anything.

I logged onto splashface, and searched for the song.

I clicked on the first one that came up (the username happened to to HappyAndShirtless. Remind you of anyone?).

Straight away, Taylor Swifts usual country music began.

And I could tell you
His favorite color's green
He loves to argue
Born on the seventeenth
His sister's beautiful
He has his father's eyes
And if you ask me if I love him
I'd lie

Oh. My. Ham.

Did this Taylor chick write this song about ME? 'Cause, sweet ham, its so like my life.

I mean, his birthdays the 17th of April, he loves to argue with ME, his sister Georgia is gorgeous- and I mean gorgeous.

And his eyes.. His beautiful eyes.. They're Mr Bensons, definatly.

But I don't know if his favourite colour's green...

He'd never tell you
But he can play guitar
I think he can see through everything but my heart
First thought when I wake up is
My God, he's beautiful
So I put on my make-up
And pray for a miracle

Yes, I could tell you
His favorite color's green
And he loves to argue
Oh, and it kills me
His sister's beautiful
He has his father's eyes
And if you ask me if I love him...
if you ask me if I love him...
I'd lie..

No one but me and Georgia know he plays guitar.

if you ask me if I love him...
I'd lie..

I'd lie. I DO lie.

Carly waltzed back into the room, followed by Freddie.

"Well?" Carly asked.

I ignored her question, and turned to freddie.

"Dorkward, whats you're favourite colour?"

Freddie looked suprised.

"Green. Why?"

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Rate it even if you hate it!