Author Note: One fine day, I woke up to have my head filled with numerous ideas of how to annoy our favorite Centurion and Foreman of the Old Fogy Club. I don't know why, I just woke up and randomly all this funny stuff came to mind. Come to think of it, why was I even thinking about Tenebrae in the first place? ... Umm, whatever. Just read, laugh your butt off and review, while I go find Tenebrae to test out some of my ideas. MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tell him that darkness sucks and ask him if he wants to join the Centurion of Light Fanclub

Stick both him and Noishe in the washing machine and laugh when they both come out ashy gray

Then hang him up on the line to dry and watch as he turns completely white

Go to the Whitehouse and bet him that he can't transform into a terrorist

Go fishing with him in the Amazon and "accidentally" drop him in the piranha-infested water

Take him to the dog park, play fetch with him and give him treats

Secretly tape this and give the video to Aqua for her birthday

Tell him that the Temple of Darkness isn't feng shui

Tell him that his tail looks more like a hand coming out of his butt

Tell him that he's so old that his high school sweetheart was a dinosaur

Tell him that the Old Fogy Club is having a meeting in Palmacosta and you expect him to be there

Tell him that the outfit he made for Emil was ugly and un-chic

Put a red sticker on his forehead and tell him he's Marta

Make him eat Raine's cooking

Stick him in a room with Colette and lock the door, ignore him when he pleads to get out and kill him when he begs for it

Make him smell Regal's feet

Tie him up and let Presea poke him and obsess over the fact that he doesn't have paw pads

Let Sheena smack him for what he said in the "Mom" C-skit

Let the Symphonia gang use him as a dummy when they practice using Genis' kendama

Let Kratos use Judgment on him

Show him a picture of Yggdrasil, (shudder) and steal the carpet and all cushy things where he faints

Cut off Yuan's beloved ponytail and plant the evidence in his room

Make him transform into Celsius and then show him to Zelos

Then when Zelos figures out it's Tenebrae, let him turn the Centurion into steak

Feed the Centurion Steak to Lloyd

Then let Raine dissect Lloyd to get him out

Tie him to a chair and make him listen to Richter's bad jokes

Make him and Aqua have a death match with monsters and rusty sporks

Let Decus spray him with "Eau de Seduction" and laugh when every living thing within a four-mile-radius flees

Let Alice play dress up with him

Secretly take pictures of this event and post them on Lumen's fan club website

Tell him he's being bad and that you're going to sic the squirrel-lord himself, Ratatosk, on him

Then put on ear plugs when he starts ranting about "Lord Ratatosk" and eventually and inevitably "The Magnificence of Darkness"

Try to give him up for adoption at the local dog pound

Whenever you talk to him, end your sentences in either Tenebie, Tenny, Mr. Doggy, Mr. Tenebie, Trae, Brae brae or Spiteful Tenebonehead; anything but his name

Tell him that if he transformed into a pile of dog crap he might actually be useful

Remind him that his boss is a whiney kid with multiple personality disorder

Tell him he's just an ugly Noishe

Spray paint him pink

Jump on his back and tell him he makes a lousy pony

Tell him your going to be the ugliest thing in existence for Halloween and dress up as him