A/N: Yes, ppl, i no it has been over a month since i updated, but man school just sucks the life outta ya. I probably cant write much on weekdays, but i will try to get out a chpt every weekend. Well, enjoy...

*Bella has signed in*

*Harry has signed in*

Bella: Where is everyone?

Harry: Well, Ron is still scheming, and Hermione is rereading Hogwarts: A History. Ginny is shopping in Diagon Alley.

Bella: What on earth is a Hogwarts? And what is Diagon Alley?

Harry: Hogwarts is the wizarding school of Britian, and Diagon Alley is a wizarding street with wizarding shops.

Bella: What kind of name is Hogwarts?

Harry: It's the name it was given.

Bella: Okay then…

Harry: So where is your clan?

Bella: We prefer family.

Harry: Whatever

Bella: *gives look* Well if you must know, Jasper and Alice are on another honeymoon, judging from the noises coming from upstairs, Emmett and Rosalie are busy,

Harry: Um…ewwwww

Bella: *ignores comment* and Edward is hunting.

Harry: ewwwww

Bella: What?

Harry; hunting *shivers*

Bella: Oh please. What are you five?

Harry: No, I just don't like the thought of drinking other humans blood!

Bella: For the last time we drink animal blood! GOSH!

Harry: I'm sure you do

*Edward has signed in*

Edward: Bella I'm back…

Bella: Great!

Harry: Did you have fun killing people?

Edward: I was drinking animal…wait a second! Why are you two in here... alone??

Harry: Because no one else was on duh!

Edward: I knew it! You're trying to steal my woman!

Harry: No I'm not! I have a girlfriend you know!

Edward: That is no excuse for you.

Harry: You're supposed to be able to read minds, read mine and find out what I'm thinking.

Edward: Oh sure there's just one problem, YOU'RE HUNDREDS OF MILES AWAY!!!!

Harry: Oh yeah right.

Edward: So prove you're not trying to take her from me!

Harry: How?

Edward: Like I'm supposed to know!

Harry: Fine! I'll be back when I've got an idea!

*Harry has signed out*

Edward: Well I'm leaving too!

*Edward has signed out*

Bella: Great! Now I'm all alone!

*Bella has signed out*

What will Harry's plan be??? Question time!!!

1. Any ideas for Harry?

2. Have you read my other stories? If you haven't, do, and tell me what you think.