I have no idea why I'm writing this.

Or why I'm planning on putting this on my account.

Basically, I'm gonna pick one random Naruto fan-fiction pairing per chapter and then write what I think the members of the pairing would think of it.

Feel free to suggest pairings.

And yes, these are gonna be kept short.

Apart from the bit at the end where I will probably explain why this coupling is so right/wrong/ok/weird/EWWWWWWWWWW

I have been informed that script format is against the rules. Obviously, this has really annoyed me, but what's a girl to do? So, I'm re-writing the lot.

Underlined= thinking

WARNING: Contains random thoughts, rants and whatever else I happen to write.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Chapter 1- NARUHINA!

For a few seconds, there is silence, as Naruto tries to digest what he has just been told. Hinata, of course understood what I was telling her nearly instantaneously, but would rather die than be first to talk. Unfortunately, good things like peace and quiet never last, and 5 seconds later Naruto starts yelling.

"What? Me and Hinata? But we don't really talk! She just goes all red and when I check if she's ill, she faints!"

Apparently, hearing her crush speak is too much for poor little Hinata, or perhaps the knowledge that people have not only noticed her adoration for Naruto, but support her in it has properly sunk in. Whatever the reason, she promptly faints.

"AHH! Hinata! Hinata! What did I do? She just fainted, it wasn't me! Hinata?"

5 minutes later…

Hinata blinks, and sits up. Briefly wondering why she had decided to go to sleep, she looks up. There, the reason for her unplanned nap is perched, staring anxiously at her. She stares at him.

Naruto, of course, is blissfully unaware of her nervousness, asks "Do you understand why people would think we are a couple Hinata?"

Hinata instantly blushes, and practically faints there and then, but manages to hold herself together long enough to reply in the negative.

"N-no, Naruto-kun…"

Sadly for Hinata, Naruto notices her colour change.

"You've gone all red again! Have you got a fever?" he asks worriedly. Naruto may be thicker than three blocks of flats sometimes, but he makes up for it with a heart of gold. He checks her temperature, causing Hinata to go even redder, and start panicking.

Oh My Kami he's TOUCHING me! Stay calm Hinata, stay calm! IT'S NO USE! And Hinata faints, for the second time that day.

"She did it again!"

I love naruhina. SO CUTE! Anyways it makes sense to me because all Naruto really wants is love and attention, and who's more suited to giving him that than his No.1 stalker/ fan girl? He can help her with her confidence problems; she can help him with his manners and general obliviousness. Simples!

And sorry, but I fail at making non-script things.