Chapter 10 :) SORRY! SORRY! SOOOOORRRRRYYYYY!!!!! I know you pretty much hate me by now D: Highschool's kinda fun. But it's HARD. I'm telling you! IT'S HELL!
Okay, enough of my ramblings. :)
I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT.
Alice's POV
I saw this coming. Even if I was looking out for the Volturi and Victoria and that killing spree in Seattle. I chose truth of course.
"Truth or dare?" Bella asked me.
"Truth." I answered smugly. I didn't bother looking into the future to see what she was gonna ask but I'm sure I could answer whatever question it was. It is Bella after all. What could possibly go wrong? Edward growled at this, holding Bella closer to him. Bella shrugged it off and looked thoughtful for a while.
"Have you ever had a quickie with Jasper in school before?" I honestly did not see that coming.
"Um, Yes we have..... 3 minutes. Right, Jasper?" I asked him.
"Yep, a few minutes before the bell rang." He answered casually.
"You talk as if having quickies are normal." Bella observed.
"Ask these two bimbos," I suggested pointing at Rosalie and Elaine. "They do it all the time. And I don't think you'd call it a quickie since we have the vampire speed and stuff."
"Me and Rose once did it in the Bio closet with strawberries." Elaine explained.
"That's not romantic at all.....!" Bella exclaimed, trailing off. I'm surprised that she hasn't blushed while having this conversation. "It's gross." She added.
"You'd know how it would feel if you actually did it." Rosalie snapped.
"It's not my fault that I didn't do it before." Bella said trying to keep calm. Well duh, she can't do it with a vampire unless she was one too.
"You could've done it with some other guy in Phoenix." Rosalie suggested, irritated.
"Unlike you, I'm not a slut."
"Ooooh. Bitch fight." Elaine said excitedly while eying Rosalie then Bella over and over.
"Jasper." I whispered. He nodded and soon Bella and Rose started to shut up. Even I felt a little calm.
"That was fun." Rose started.
"Yeah." Bella nodded. They shook hands.
WOW.
"Wow." Elaine stared at their hands. Saying my thoughts aloud.
"Okay, okay. Let's cut the crap." I interrupted. "I pick....Rosalie."
"I don't wanna play anymore." She said in a bored tone, examining her nails.
"I don't wanna play either!" Edward said all too quickly.
"Me either." Bella said.
"Yeah, me too." Jasper and Emmett said in unison. After realizing what they just did, they smacked their fists together.
Silence.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Owwwiiieee!!!! Rosie!!! I have a boo-boo!" Elaine exclaimed.
"That's what you get for- hey! There's no friggin' boo-boo."
"Really?" she asked, sounding surprised. Rose just rolled her eyes.
Silence.
Bella sniffed.
Silence.
Elaine scratched her nose.
Sile-
"It's too deafening!!!!!!!!" I shrieked.
"The silence?" Bella questioned.
"Yes! The silence." I repeated.
"Sounds like a good horror movie." Elaine suggested.
"It's not a movie you dimwit." Jasper spoke.
Then a thought occured. We could watch a movie!
"Alice wants to watch a movie." Edward announced. I just grinned, well, I also started bouncing.
"Sounds nice." Bella said.
"Do you have a fever?" Edward asked her. "Because you've been acting really strange lately."
"Nah." After saying this, a tear rolled down her cheek.
"Love, what's wrong?"
"It's nothing." Bella said calmly. "SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!" She shouted. She was furious."
"Oooooh. Someone's PMS-ing!" Elaine reacted.
"I have taught you well." I praised.
After hours of Alice man-handling Elaine and Bella...
Elaine's POV
Good thing I'm wearing Chuck Taylors. Because I do not want to trip on the carpet there.
WHOA.
I'm becoming more and more conscious everyday! Damn! I mean, Alice does have a good sense of fashion. With me wearing a dark blue mini-dress with knee-high chucks, and Bella wearing a red turtleneck sweater and tennis shoes.
See?!
I'm staring to describe clothes not as "thingos" anymore. I think I'm... I'm...getting more smart and sensitive.
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After a not-so-long ride, we got to the movie house and decided to watch Jennifer's Body. Even girls say that Megan Fox is hot. Is she not? Yes she is. She is hot. I made rhymes! Teeeee-heeeee.
M'kay. Getting hyper. Wonder how much the popc-"Ooof!"
"Watch where you're going! Son of a-" I looked up incase it was a teacher but I immediately regret it when I saw that it was Newton. Ew.
"-monkey!" I continued.
"Er." He blurted out.I noticed him staring at home base. "They're called boxers, old man Perv."
"I, uh." He stammered.
"Uh, no thanks. M'kay, Bye!" I bid quickly.
"But I-"
"Oh, look! POPCORN!" I pointed dragging Bella along with me.
"See ya, Spikey!" I added. "Keep your stalker away from me!" I scolded Bella.
"No thanks. I'd rather not." She said while smirking. Bella's really coming out of her shell tonight.
"Yo, Eddie!" I shouted.
"I'm right behind you, you know?" He informed.
"Why is inner-Bella coming out?"
"Even I don't know."
Please, PLEASE, PLEASE!
HAVE MERCY ON ME. I was drunk when I wrote this!
Drunk on CANDY!