Who all remembers that episode with Mike and Wheeler when he can't hear the cell phone and Wheeler calls him old? I absolutely loved that! This is very short, but I thought the idea was adorable. Enjoy, and everyone who reviews will get a fluffy plot bunny!

For star jelly, who requested that one of these stories leading up to 300 be for Mike and Carolyn. Here ya go, star! 299!

Disclaimer: Not mine!

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Mike Logan stared at the item in his large hand. "I don't get it."

Carolyn Barek sighed heavily. "What's not to get, Logan? It's easy."

"No, it's not." He was getting frustrated as he continued to stare at it. This was becoming the bane of his existence, and his partner's annoyance at his frustration was not helpful at all.

She closed the lid on her lotion bottle and set it down, then took the cell phone out of Mike's hand. "I'll show you again." She pulled up the texting menu and held it up for him to see. "Now all you have to do is press the buttons with letters on them and spell out what you want to say."

There was no way in hell she was going to try to explain shorthand to him right now.

He took the phone out of her hand and played with it for a moment. But it still refused to cooperate, and finally he sighed heavily.

She smirked as he closed the phone in frustration. "Give up?" she asked, resuming rubbing lotion into the soft skin of her legs.

He tossed the stupid phone aside. "I can just call the damn person."

She laughed, shaking her head. "You're old, Mike."

A dark eyebrow arched dangerously. "Old, am I?" he growled, roughly pulling her into his arms.

A delighted laugh escaped her as he attacked her neck.

Maybe tomorrow she'd try showing him Instant Messaging.

The End

A/N: Haha, I had an image of MC in bed as I wrote this. I can completely relate to Mike, because to be honest, I can't text! *lowers head* I've tried it, and I just can't master it. Oh, well. Maybe one day Mike and I will figure it out. LOL. Thanks for reading, and please remember to review! Fluffy plot bunnies for everyone who does! Next up, 300!