Code: LYOKO: Sub Series

Presents:

How to Survive a Horror movie

By: Lyoko498

Inspired by a lot of YouTube stuff and the book How to survive a horror movie

"Hello. I suppose you are familiar with Peter and his adventures with the Lyoko Warriors. I am Mark. I am a demi-demon. Today Peter along with the Lyoko warriors and I will teach you how to survive a lethal pocket universe. The Terrorvesre." Aleita and the rest of the rest of the warriors come out of the shadows. "We will discuss about how to tell if you're in this terrifying dimension." Jeremie said. Yumi added, "As well as tactics and strategies to stay alive." "And the subgenres to get you equipped to preserve yourself." Ulrich added. "As well as discuss numerous examples of foolishness." Odd stated. "Also basic rules that go for any sub-genre will be told." Peter told. "We'll break the fourth wall for you."

"One way to tell you're in a horror movie is to pay attention to surroundings. Does the universe around you look grainy? Is the lighting crappy? Is there a giant blue light when it's supposed to be night? Is it night for 23 hours. Is there cobwebs or rust?" Mark said. Peter added, "Also, do you hear strange noises like a metal hammer hitting a metal knife? If the respond is yes, you could be in this unspeakable compact dimension."

"Now Peter and Mark will turn us into the citizens of the Terrorverse. If you or your friends are become stereotypes then you somehow got into this evil realm." Jeremie explained. "I'll turn Ulrich into the nice guy with the nice name. Ulrich got a stereotypical school jacket, white pants and Nike shoes. "While most of the time this character is a jock his is sometimes a star student or the most popular. He usually dies on a date with either a random character or the female protagonist." Peter changes Yumi into a black female. "Yumi is the black chick that dies after 24 minutes of being introduced. She never finds her boyfriend so she looks for he and either dies in the hands of a demon, possessed object or a homicidal maniac killer." Mark mainly gave Jeremie acne. "Jeremie now resembles the nerd" Mark said. "That's not cool man. I mean he's not a nerd, sure he's smart but not a nerd." Peter complained "Sorry man. Any way he always plays games like dungeons and dragons. When in the movie he dies varies. Sometimes he's the first, in others he's the last (Before the male protagonist or female protagonist of course). In some films the nerd is the killer."Peter snapped his fingers and Alieta changedso she has blonde hair, and blue eyes. "Cop's daughter," Peter said. "The person every boy wants to," Mark continued, "Hey, be sensitive, we're based a kids cartoon." Peter said. "I was going to say make out." Mark said. "Oh I thought you had more sexual thoughts." Peter replied "Why just because I'm half demon?" Mark asked angrily "No, because we're in a horror movie, there's almost always something sexual going on." Peter answered "Oh." Mark changed Odd's clothing, "The doubting cop/sheriff. He dies in the hands of whatever you told him about, but he refused to believe. He appears mainly in slashers. He often 'buried' the killer sometime earlier." Mark explained

"Now, there are helpers that exist neither fully in the real world or the Terrorverse. If you see a movie about a possessed anything or haunted house, they are the people that tell you to do or not to something that's them." Mark said.